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I cannot tell a lie about John Michael Domino...
by Ed Matlack

Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Sorry John, after reading your message poem to the Den, I just couldn't resist...


His living quarters are at the local zoo,

His job is to clean the animal’s loo,

Feel badly he cannot do,

He helps the rest of us from feeling blue,

John Michael Domino, I am sorry I just had to tell everything about you…J

 

He did recently say,

We should write about each other,

And I really hate to be a mother,

But this poem is the only way,

I know how to write about another…J

 

I enjoy to do so in humor,

Even if what I say herein might be rumor,

Again I have to apologize to you John,

And I hope that this humor does not give you somewhere a tumor…J

 


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Reviewed by Mark Huntsman (Reader) 6/29/2012
HA! now I see where Lily got her idea! :) This is good, good thing people are friends here!

Mark
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 6/28/2012
You are something you are Ed Matlack!

It is a good thing John has a sense of humor

Of course I am laughing and can see his

own inner chuckle and shaking his head



Funny as always Ed!



Love and Light

Lily

ehhhh am I next? lol
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 6/28/2012
giggle....I'll bet John is laughing too..

Anna
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 6/27/2012
This is a hoot!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/27/2012
Ed, you are so bad! LOL (I DO mean that in a GOOD way!! Honest!!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Paul Berube 6/27/2012
hmmmmmmm...Interesting, to say the least.
Reviewed by Connie Faust 6/27/2012
Ed, keep this up and you might have to join John, but on the other side of the bars (cage bars, that is, not the other kind)
I love good, clean humor! And CLEAN this is!

Connie
Reviewed by John Domino 6/27/2012
Whatever??? God Bless you too my Den friend???
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 6/27/2012
Aw, apologizing to the guy after you gave him the shaft? Nah, stand your ground.
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