To toot or not too toot… (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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To toot or not too toot… by Ed Matlack Friday, July 13, 2012 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan ?...somebody must have been high when they wrote this...?

In an elevator, In a crowded room, Or while standing next to a groom, Must be what I ate, all them shrooms…J To fart is not poetic, To pick the nose then of it flick, What the hell does the nose got to do with a toot, If they do it again, kick em’ in the ass with a size 13 wide boot…J What the hell am I herein writing, Poetry that is at the most biting, And at the least, at least to me, slighting, My right brain with my left seems always to be fighting…J

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull	7/14/2012

There you go, stealing my best poetry ideas and flatulating them all over the Internet! Just keep it up–imitation is the highest form of flattery. ;-) Ron




Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci	7/13/2012

Wow! Ed! You blow my mind! Farm out and out of sprite!!! Love ya! Jane




Reviewed by Budd Nelson	7/13/2012

Ed you are a classic you give us all smiles on the most wonderful array of subjects. Budd




Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley	7/13/2012

Ehhhhhhh alrighty then! What herbs would be filling your senses at the moment of this morning thought causing gaseous extended midsection! Did I mention I'm glad your in Jersey and not Wisconsin???? My neighbors daughter (he is a doctor) asked her father this question (she was 9 at the time) while holding her wee little gerbil, "Dad do gerbils fart?" He said, "everything does and yes they do because if they didn't like a balloon they would keep expanding until they explode!" Laughing thanks Ed Love and Light Lily




Reviewed by Paul Berube	7/13/2012

"RECALCULATING"




Reviewed by D. Vaineo	7/13/2012

Thanks Ed! Deborah




Reviewed by Tom Hyland	7/13/2012

U HHAVE A BRAIN ? NO TOOTIN ... MERRY LAND IS DOWNWIND... DARN TOOTIN !




Reviewed by Kate Clifford	7/13/2012

I say, "Let it go" with grace of course............. Holding in only causes inside upsets.......... A english man..........."Opps sorry trousers cough! " Me....."Damn dog! " LOL. Of course since I don't have a dog right now ........:-))))))