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  Fun with - CH
by Tom Hyland
Friday, October 12, 2007
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SURE - SURE - SURE...

YOU MAY SAY IT'S IDIOTIC OR ASININE...
OR MAYBE CHILDISH, NOT SUBLIME...


MAYBE CRAZY, INSANE, IS MY LITTLE DITTY...
IS THERE A REDEEMING MERIT? IS IT WITTY?
BE NICE WITH YOUR REMARKS, DON'T BE S**TY,
FOR TO DO SO T'WOULD BE A PITY!









FUN WITH - CH


Copyright: 10/12/07 - Tom Hyland


My Friend, MR. ED, started all this silliness - so put either the FAME or the BLAME on him, OKAY?


ONCE - ONCE - ONCE…
I HAD AN INSTANTANEOUS
HUNCH - HUNCH - HUNCH…
AS I SAT AND ATE MY


LUNCH - LUNCH - LUNCH…
A BOWL OF CORNFLAKES
CRUNCH - CRUNCH - CRUNCH…
AS I CHEWED AND SWALLOWED A


BUNCH -BUNCH - BUNCH…
MORE SPOONFULS AND GULPS
MUNCH - MUNCH - MUNCH…
I REALIZED I WAS A


DUNCE - DUNCE - DUNCE…
IT HAPPENED QUICK LIKE A
PUNCH - PUNCH - PUNCH…
ONCE - ONCE - ONCE…


MEANWHILE DOWN IN A
GULCH - GULCH - GULCH…
COWS WERE CHEWING CUDS AND
MULCH - MULCH - MULCH…


GRASS AND LEAVES AND OTHER
SUCH - SUCH - SUCH…
THEY WERE ENJOYING
MUCH - MUCH - MUCH…


AS I TAPPED MY HEAD
TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH…
TOOK A LOOK-SEE IN THE
HUTCH - HUTCH - HUTCH…


A WALKING HELPER LIKE A CANE OR A
CRUTCH - CRUTCH - CRUTCH…
PREVENTS GETTING IN TROUBLE OR
DUTCH - DUTCH - DUTCH…


SO WHEN YOU GET AN URGE OR
ITCH - ITCH - ITCH…
TO WRITE A NOVEL TO MAKE YOU
RICH - RICH - RICH…


DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE OR
INCH -INCH -INCH…
YOU CAN DO IT - IT’S A
CINCH -CINCH - CINCH…


DON’T BAT AN EYE OR
FLINCH - FLINCH - FLINCH…
ANY IDEA CAN WORK IN A
PINCH - PINCH - PINCH…


WHEN ITS QUIET LIKE A PEW IN
CHURCH - CHURCH - CHURCH…
A PRAYER OR TWO IN A
LURCH - LURCH - LURCH…

YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU CAN
SEARCH - SEARCH - SEARCH…
OR CHEW THE BARK OF A
BIRCH - BIRCH - BIRCH…


BARK, LEAVES, GRASS, MULCH MAY DO IN A
CLUTCH - CLUTCH - CLUTCH…
BUT I PREFER MY CEREAL’S TASTE
MUCHLY - MUCHLY - MUCHLY…


RECAP ---


ONCE - HUNCH -
LUNCH - CRUNCH
BUNCH - MUNCH
DUNCE - PUNCH


GULCH - MULCH
SUCH - MUCH
TOUCH - HUTCH
CRUTCH - DUTCH


ITCH - RICH
INCH - CINCH
FLINCH - PINCH
CHURCH - LURCH


SEARCH - BIRCH
CLUTCH - MUCHLY…
NOW I’M DONE
WITH MY CH FUN…


BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU CHEW OUT THERE…
MIGHT BE BETTER OFF WITH AN APPLE… OR A PEAR!
LIKE ABOVE I HAVE SAID:
FAME OR BLAME ON MR. ED?


ADIEU - ADEIU - TO YOU …
AND YEW… AND EWE !!!


TOM.








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Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 10/13/2007
Oh my heavens almost PEED my pants sweet man,cute real cute..stay safe and well OK...Hugsssssssssss the Tomcat
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxo
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/13/2007
You should be a school teacher - makin all these words so much danged fun! And I have chewed on the bark of the birch from time to time, but I let my dogs soften it up for me first since they love to chew, chew, chew, too! And thank you, Sir, for the blame! I ain't asamed. Hey, can you spare some change??!!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/12/2007
Laffin too hard to review--STAWP my sides--tangue twister deLUXE! Yer a hoot. *smooch* Loves ya for it.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 10/12/2007
Okay please my face is hurting from laughing! I don't know, I have been eating cereal (corn flakes) for more years than I care to admit, but never with such a lighthearted outlook. Fun loving, enjoyable piece.....

Be safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 10/12/2007
Tom,

Thanks for the laugh! Great job. You did Ed proud.

Cynthia
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