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SURE - SURE - SURE...
YOU MAY SAY IT'S IDIOTIC OR ASININE...
OR MAYBE CHILDISH, NOT SUBLIME...
MAYBE CRAZY, INSANE, IS MY LITTLE DITTY...
IS THERE A REDEEMING MERIT? IS IT WITTY?
BE NICE WITH YOUR REMARKS, DON'T BE S**TY,
FOR TO DO SO T'WOULD BE A PITY!
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FUN WITH - CH
Copyright: 10/12/07 - Tom Hyland
My Friend, MR. ED, started all this silliness - so put either the FAME or the BLAME on him, OKAY?
ONCE - ONCE - ONCE…
I HAD AN INSTANTANEOUS
HUNCH - HUNCH - HUNCH…
AS I SAT AND ATE MY
LUNCH - LUNCH - LUNCH…
A BOWL OF CORNFLAKES
CRUNCH - CRUNCH - CRUNCH…
AS I CHEWED AND SWALLOWED A
BUNCH -BUNCH - BUNCH…
MORE SPOONFULS AND GULPS
MUNCH - MUNCH - MUNCH…
I REALIZED I WAS A
DUNCE - DUNCE - DUNCE…
IT HAPPENED QUICK LIKE A
PUNCH - PUNCH - PUNCH…
ONCE - ONCE - ONCE…
MEANWHILE DOWN IN A
GULCH - GULCH - GULCH…
COWS WERE CHEWING CUDS AND
MULCH - MULCH - MULCH…
GRASS AND LEAVES AND OTHER
SUCH - SUCH - SUCH…
THEY WERE ENJOYING
MUCH - MUCH - MUCH…
AS I TAPPED MY HEAD
TOUCH - TOUCH - TOUCH…
TOOK A LOOK-SEE IN THE
HUTCH - HUTCH - HUTCH…
A WALKING HELPER LIKE A CANE OR A
CRUTCH - CRUTCH - CRUTCH…
PREVENTS GETTING IN TROUBLE OR
DUTCH - DUTCH - DUTCH…
SO WHEN YOU GET AN URGE OR
ITCH - ITCH - ITCH…
TO WRITE A NOVEL TO MAKE YOU
RICH - RICH - RICH…
DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE OR
INCH -INCH -INCH…
YOU CAN DO IT - IT’S A
CINCH -CINCH - CINCH…
DON’T BAT AN EYE OR
FLINCH - FLINCH - FLINCH…
ANY IDEA CAN WORK IN A
PINCH - PINCH - PINCH…
WHEN ITS QUIET LIKE A PEW IN
CHURCH - CHURCH - CHURCH…
A PRAYER OR TWO IN A
LURCH - LURCH - LURCH…
YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU CAN
SEARCH - SEARCH - SEARCH…
OR CHEW THE BARK OF A
BIRCH - BIRCH - BIRCH…
BARK, LEAVES, GRASS, MULCH MAY DO IN A
CLUTCH - CLUTCH - CLUTCH…
BUT I PREFER MY CEREAL’S TASTE
MUCHLY - MUCHLY - MUCHLY…
RECAP ---
ONCE - HUNCH -
LUNCH - CRUNCH
BUNCH - MUNCH
DUNCE - PUNCH
GULCH - MULCH
SUCH - MUCH
TOUCH - HUTCH
CRUTCH - DUTCH
ITCH - RICH
INCH - CINCH
FLINCH - PINCH
CHURCH - LURCH
SEARCH - BIRCH
CLUTCH - MUCHLY…
NOW I’M DONE
WITH MY CH FUN…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU CHEW OUT THERE…
MIGHT BE BETTER OFF WITH AN APPLE… OR A PEAR!
LIKE ABOVE I HAVE SAID:
FAME OR BLAME ON MR. ED?
ADIEU - ADEIU - TO YOU …
AND YEW… AND EWE !!!
TOM.
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| Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) |
10/13/2007 |
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Oh my heavens almost PEED my pants sweet man,cute real cute..stay safe and well OK...Hugsssssssssss the Tomcat
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxo |
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| Reviewed by Mr. Ed |
10/13/2007 |
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| You should be a school teacher - makin all these words so much danged fun! And I have chewed on the bark of the birch from time to time, but I let my dogs soften it up for me first since they love to chew, chew, chew, too! And thank you, Sir, for the blame! I ain't asamed. Hey, can you spare some change??!! |
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| Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner |
10/12/2007 |
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| Laffin too hard to review--STAWP my sides--tangue twister deLUXE! Yer a hoot. *smooch* Loves ya for it. |
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| Reviewed by Karen Palumbo |
10/12/2007 |
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Okay please my face is hurting from laughing! I don't know, I have been eating cereal (corn flakes) for more years than I care to admit, but never with such a lighthearted outlook. Fun loving, enjoyable piece.....
Be safe,
Karen |
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| Reviewed by Cynthia Borris |
10/12/2007 |
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Tom,
Thanks for the laugh! Great job. You did Ed proud.
Cynthia |
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