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Honey-Baked Ham
by Ronald W. Hull
Sunday, March 09, 2008
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Honey-Baked Ham (Song)


Gimme a hunk a that, honey-baked ham,
honey-baked ham...honey-baked ham.
Peanut butter and jelly, strawberry jam...
honey-baked ham...honey-baked ham.

You are what you are,
and I am what I am,
two peas in a pod,
is how we jam.

You'll be my Sue,
and I'll be your Sam.
We'll swat flies for supper,
as the swatter goes wham!


Like bread and butter,
we spread just fine.
We walk together,
we walk the line.

We' re pressed together,
like a stamp and a letter,
scanned the batter,
but found no better.


In the plate and the platter,
we see each other's shine.
On the griddle of life,
we do double-time.

When it comes time for countin',
pennies in the pot.
Know who you can count on,
when the griddle gets hot.


Copyright 2008 Ronald W. Hull


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Reviewed by Charlie 3/13/2008
Ronald-- do you have a tune for this? I would love to use it with my cub scouts-- I'm looking for some fun tunes for them to sing about getting along. --Charlie
Reviewed by jude forese 3/10/2008
Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle 3/10/2008
This is an adorable litle lyrical poem. Tasty sounding, too. I think the little tykes could dance to this. Maybe the next Wiggles anthem!

Reviewed by richard cederberg 3/10/2008
You are a wild and crazy man with great taste. I'll be over tonight with my plate and a knife and fork. I just love pig meat and this song/poem!
Reviewed by Bernice Lakota 3/10/2008
So sweet, wanted it to go on forever...
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 3/10/2008
WAY TOO CUTE, Ron, I love this!!! Great lyrics, you had me tappin' me toes as I read.
Take care,
Reviewed by Michael Guy 3/9/2008
You jest wrote a southern classic - now get out the fiddle and sang!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/9/2008
Ron, You are a great lyrical writer, you should do more and record them!
Reviewed by John Leko 3/9/2008
...great lyrics...make the esscence of this
excellent Ron...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 3/9/2008
Theres more ham in you than I had thought, this is a cute little ditty, sir Ron...ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Jon Willey 3/9/2008
Honey baked ham, that's quite a jam Ron. Super ditty. Whip us up another. I like this one. Ham and red eye gravy? Jon Michael Willey
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 3/9/2008
Oh yeah, I love the hickory smoked ham..
Neat ditty here...

You thought that were raisins in youre oatmeal
but it were flies?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/9/2008
LOL, Ronald, this is cute! I'm not partial to pork, but still enjoyed these tasty lyrics - now I'm hungry! Well done. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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