Books by Stan I.S Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)
Saga of a Fat Cat
I am a fat cat. I swallowed a rat.
I also ate too much for dinner.
If I were a she,
I must agree,
I would be both, cuter and thinner.
We went to a vet, a doc she’d just met.
He promised to make her cat leaner.
To cut off my—you know…
(It’s just the last straw!)
I would be still too fat, but meaner.
Don’t ever toy with a tomcat’s joy.
Not if you’re a pirate from Somalia…
Don’t be a fool,
remember the rule:
Don’t even touch cat’s regalia.
Stan I.S. Law
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|Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat
I had a very fat cat, he'd run from a rat. He was a 'fraidy cat. Course he wasn't a time cat, just lazy ol' thing. I love your take on an animal's view.
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|Cleverly concocted and well-shared via your verses, Stan. Love and peace to you,
|Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
|Giggle....cats are awesome, and you've offered some very helpful advice here. Good job.
|Reviewed by Linda Zebsokey
|When my youngest daughter was about eight years old, someone we knew got a vasectomy. Drawing her conclusions about the event from whispered conversation unintended for her ears, she concluded he had
been castrated. When she was ten, she brought her knowledge up in casual conversation. Imagine her relief (on behalf of the entire male gender) when we explained the true nature of the proceedure. She didn't think anyone should have to go through...that!
|Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
|Hi Stan, Yep, it's the man's pride! LOL This sounds like my mother's cat... he thinks he's from Somalia... hahahaha
|Reviewed by Linda Hill
Ha ha..enjoyed this little poem!
|Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
|Holy cow I love it also..take care...Hugss|
|Reviewed by George Carroll
|Ha Ha Ha this brightened my day. Love it.|