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Dick-idiom # 18 - Problem Solving
by Richard Lee King

Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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"Dick-idioms" are little philosophical gems I have penned over the years. The numbering sequence has no relationship to their importance, or pecking order; it's just my way to identify them.


“She used to bitch about me not putting the toilet seat down.
I’ve solved the problem,
 I no longer bother
to raise it….
 Let’s see
what she bitches about
“Let the drips fall where they may.”


© 2011 Richard Lee King.  All Rights Reserved.
Author of: A Pursuit of Life & The Price of Freedom


website: Life is Poetic

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/16/2011
Life is like a toilet. Half the time the seat is up and half time the seat is down. The key is knowing when you should just sit down or when you should really stand up. Patrick-ism number one. ( I don't have porn site ism problems that I know of)
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 6/9/2011
I can solve that problem, Sit like us women do, PROBLEM solved. LOL.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Don Juan Amante 6/9/2011
you better be able to run fast My Friend!!
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 6/9/2011

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 6/9/2011
Oh my goodness me thinks you need good spanking...aweeee ...but you might like that ..huh ..LOL..SO CUTE INDEED SWEET MAN...Hugsss
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/9/2011
Ho, Ho! I don't even mess with that old seat anymore, I just pee out in the yard, with me dogs!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/8/2011
Absolutely priceless....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather 6/8/2011
hmmm......testing the water's so to say. I would be very careful with that! ~ Morgan
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/8/2011
Brave man....or you could just put in a second bathroom, probably be better for your health...
Reviewed by Christine Tsen 6/8/2011
Too cute. I have a few family members with similar reasonings! :)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/8/2011
I don't remember living with anyone long enough to have that come up or go down as it were...anyway most times I lived with someone, they were living in MY residence...for me, thats the difference...LOL, ed
Reviewed by Donna Chandler 6/8/2011
If the seat is left down, that means you are required to SIT on it, not use it as a bull's eye for target practice. :)

Reviewed by Joy Hale 6/8/2011
Hilarious!!! Joy L. Hale
Reviewed by D Johnson 6/8/2011
if we don't hear from you soon, we may not have to guess...

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