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Flushing the frontal lobe…
by Ed Matlack
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Clearing out that which resides on my shoulders,

Emptying it with microbial precision,

Entering same with a psychological probe,

Flashing in my head are many a strobe…

 

Is it better for thy to know of my strain,

Is it better for me to grow a second brain,

What the hell am I trying herein to explain,

My mind does every so often flush its frontal lobe,

Inside that which rides my shoulders,

My personal globe…

 

Spouting & jabbering,

I do as you can plainly see,

Am I raving mad or is it what was in the tea,

Instead maybe I should have drank the Chablis,

Wish I could of myself diagnose,

Before I do quite soon go out & climb the bloody Christmas tree…J

© ed ~ 6/24/11 

 

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
I think it was the second Thai stick. Patrick
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Flusing is good!! I hve to say.....I was referring of course to the other end of the globe haha...
Oooops ur talking about the lobe, MY BAD LOL
CR
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Drink of the Chablis
~Ed~
do not climb the
Christmas tree lest
the Drink will be
wasted when flushing
from the tree

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
I agree with drinking the Chablis, because it is so relaxing and good for you, too. But climbing a Christmas tree to get a rhyme is heresy.

Ron
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Here you go entertaining us again Ed.lol.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT:

FORSOOTH, THOU HAST MERELY A SOLITARY NEED ...
THAT WHICH SHALL SOLVE ALL THY PROBLEMS ...

AT THE FORTH-COMING REUNION, WE SHALL INSTITUTE
A TWO-STEP PROCESS - TO WIT:

1. THY SISTER, TIGER LILY ED SHALL CONDUCT A SEANCE,
IN WHICH SHE SHALL CALL UPON, AND RESURRECT THE SOUL
OF PETER SELLERS - WHO SHALL RETURN AS 'DR. STRANGELOVE'!

2. DR. STRANGELOVE SHALL THEN PROMPTLY PERFORM A -
FRONTAL LOBOTOMY UPON THAT BULBOUS BULGE UPON THY SHOULDERS!

IN THE INTEREST OF BOTH SCIENCE, AS WELL AS 'ENTERTAINMENT' FOR
ALL IN ATTENDANCE, WHILST THE SURGERY IS BEING PERFORMED, NO CELL
PHONES CAN BE FUNCTIONAL, LEST SOME 'BRAIN-WAVE' INTERFERENCE
MIGHT OCCUR.

FOLLOWING SAID SURGICAL PROCEDURE, A RECEPTION SHALT BE HELD IN
THY SOLE HONOR, WHEREUPON THEE MAY 'GIGGLE' AND 'DROOL' QUITE FREELY!

DURING SAID RECEPTION, THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR SHALL PRESENT
THEIR RENDITION OF THAT TIMELY OLD GOSPEL 'TUNE' ...
"WE SHALL OVERCOME!"

PEEWEE ED ADVISES THAT A 'LITE FARE' SHALT BE AVAILABLE FOR THIS MOST
AUSPICIOUS OCCASION:

KEGS OF 'COORS LIGHT' - A THIRST-QUENCHING APERITIF ...
'MEDICINAL WEED' - FOR EUPHORIC REMEMBRANCES -
VARIOUS AND SUNDRY SHAPES, SIZES, AND TYPES OF CHEESES ...
INCLUDING 'TOE.'
CRATES AND CRATES OF 'ANIMAL CRACKERS' ... APROPOS INDEED!

ADDITIONAL 'VITTLES' - SUCH AS 'RHODE ISLAND RED ROAD KILL' -
SHALL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE WITH DELICATE PALATES, AS WELL AS
THE 'GASTRONOMICAL GOURMETS' IN ATTENDANCE ...

OH - ANOTHER 'FLASH' JUST ARRIVED ...

A LARGE OAKEN VAT SHALL BE PRESENT FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE -
TO STOMP N' SQUASH THE 'GRAPES OF WRATH!' -
THE FRESH WINE PRODUCED THEREBY SHALL BE ALLOWED TO FERMENT AND
AGE JUST ABOUT TEN MINUTES!

THE GOLD ENGRAVED INVITATIONS AND R.S.V.P.'S ARE AT THE PRINTERS'
AS WE SPEAK ...

THIS 'EXTRAVAGANZA' MAY VERY WELL BE THE 'BESTEST' ED PARTY EVER!

EVER-LUVIN' CUZIN - TOM ... THE 'CUR SIR' ...
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Too much flushing isn't good. But luckily for you, there'll be No Flushing Allowed at Cousin Patrick's Labor Day Ed Family Outhouse Reunion - just a gentle ebb and flow!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Be careful of the Christmas Tree, Ed. The little elves who live inside them are vicious, mean-tempered creatures.
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