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  The Smelliest Creatures on Earth
by Mr. Ed
Friday, February 25, 2011
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“Extremely pungent body odors,

Particularly bad smelling skin,

Odors released from every orifice of the body.”

 

The Latest Scientific Study,

From Trends in Parasitology

 

 

The very latest, modern-day, scientific study

Says we humans, are the worst smelling animals

I, myself, find this to be extremely wonderful news

Since my spouse claims that I smell like a dog after all

 

This new study says that human body odor (BO) is the most pungent

Canines, however, don’t even make the ‘Top Ten Worst Smelling List’

And now, when my nasty spouse yells: “You smell just like the dogs!”

I can refer to this latest study, which this morning, truly fills me with bliss

 

My brother, on the other hand, will now most certainly be hearing from mother

Who, since the day that he was born, has been scolding him, to take more baths

Since this old dog of a brother of his, is now feeling both vindicated and generous

I think I’ll send him a case of soap, which might help him a bit, with mother’s wrath

 

The Earth’s Smelliest Creatures:

 

Number 7 - Bombardier Beetle

Number 6 - The Wolverine

Number 5 - The Musk Ox

Number 4 - The Stink Bug

Number 3 - The Skunk

Number 2 - The Tasmanian Devil

And, Number 1 - The Jersey Devil

 

 

©2011, His Extremely Sweet Smelling Dog-Like Brother Pee Wee

 

 

 

 

       
The New 'Humans Are The Smelliest' Study


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahahahaha! This is hilarious, Ed! Thanks for the giggles!!

Anna
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
CHUCKLE
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Absolutely great, Ed!

John
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
There's something rotten in Denmark.
Must be the scent of brotherly love.

Like it when you have fun, Ed. -gene.
Reviewed by Felix Perry
I wanted to say something witty in this reveiw but no matter what I came up with it stunk. Good one My. Ed.
fee
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
We have a chameleon smell dog whose fur absorbs whatever is in the house. Thus on Tuesdays she smells like saurkraut and on Wednesdays like Pizza. I won't go into details how she smells after visiting me in the bathroom but here's a hint......She's a number 2.

Patrick
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
You know...this might come as a surprise..but, I like the smell of skunks..lol...but Number one and two..no Wayyyyy...LOL
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
good to know!!
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my too cute LOL some truth to these words huh...Hugsss
Reviewed by E T Waldron
boy did i ever come from a family of nuts!all i can say is you and lil bro stink for yourselves! ;-)
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
I feel my nose coming alive after reading your poem, Ed...
(Although it could be coming from the stinkbug that my son is now playing with in the next room.)
Blessings,
Christine
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
This is just too funny...though I have yet to meet your Bro...I feel that this may be true...well done sir.

Allen
Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Ed, I will write something once I stop laughing.
Don't wait. LOL
God bless,
Lew
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Some people say I stink,
But brother I am in the pink,
At least like you I am not into kink,
Playing around with the dogs like that,
Will put your little brain on the blink...
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Oh Ed Ma is going to love you for thisnot too sure about that bro of your's LOL.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
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