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  I Love Broom Hockey!
by Mr. Ed
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.

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“Here came the little old ladies who were up in arms and ready to kill;

They were all Dr. Bonnie’s pals, ‘cause she gave them happy pills.”


A.D. Member Bonnie May



I was up in the great northwood

Sound asleep in my warm cozy bed

When old Brother Edvard called me

“They’re gonna kill our old Jersey Ed!”


Evidently, Jersey’s been getting treatments

From some crazy doctor named Bonnie May

And evidently, after she gave him a lobotomy

He forgot where his money was and couldn’t pay


So she’s called in a bunch of pill popping women

And they’re trying to sweep old Jersey out of town

It’s not the first time our brother hasn’t paid his bills

We three Brothers Ed have been harassed all around


So now, old Brother Edvard wants me to meet him

And he wants us to jump in and rescue old Jersey Ed

“I think I just might wait awhile, old Brother Edvard,

I love watching broom hockey matches on T.V. in bed!”



“Hey, Mean Tall Woman!

Make us some Popcorn right away;

The Sports Channel’s gotta a good one on,

There’s A Broom Hockey Tournament, today!”



Who’s Winning?”


“Looks Like The Pill Poppers

Are About To Score!”



©2008, Brother Pee Wee


(If You Don’t Have Cable,

You’re Missing a Good One!)






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Reviewed by Sandie May Angel-Joyce 10/2/2008
HAHAHA!!! Beware of pill popping ladies...for they just might sweep you off your feet!!! LOL!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 10/1/2008
LOL,,,,"And he wants us to jump in and rescue old Jersey Ed",,, well jumping in is the way to go,, because the way I understand it Jersey Ed is hopping
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/1/2008
*Laffin' too hard to review*
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 10/1/2008
Thanks for the smiles this morning...great job, Ed.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 10/1/2008
ROTF! The wars, escalate ... well done, Ed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 10/1/2008
It must be going around, it's best you rescue Jersey, Fee is right, he's on thin ice up here ha
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/1/2008
For an ungrateful handfull of human (?) cells we have for a brother, fighting his own battles? if we don't come to the rescue he's going to have a few broom up his....

Ed the Elder
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 10/1/2008
See what you guys did, you made poor old Dr. Bonnie cry...all you brothers are so mean, I can fight my own battles, Pee-Queen...Ed
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/1/2008
I think that must be the home game on Canadian Ice, if them Canuck ladies come down on Brother is he in for a whacking. lol

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 10/1/2008
Wouldn't you know it! Just when you're snuggled in that warm bed, you have to get that unwanted call to ruin that peaceful slumber.

"I was up in the great northwood
Sound asleep in my warm cozy bed"
Reviewed by Bonnie May 10/1/2008
Oh another EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Ed's to the right of me, Ed's to the left of me. They're coming out the woodwork, an ice lake, everywhere. They're goin to drive Dr. Bonnie mad I tell you, Mad. Poor sweet, innocent Dr. Bonnie and her dear little old lady friends, are being attacked from big nasty men. I must admit though, this one did get an A.....he wasn't too mean. Sincerely, Dr. Bonnie boo hooooooooooooooooooo
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 10/1/2008
You've put a smile on my face!
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 10/1/2008
Mybe you guys best make the popcorn for the women as those happy pills may be okay for them but could be the cause of greta damage to you. Thank you for sharing a smile.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

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