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Hebrides Sluts: Gaelic Egg on the Face
by Sage Sweetwater
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Hebrides Sluts

Testicles filled
with precambrian
strata, the white of
The Minch, erupting in
Tertiary igneous intrusion,
ejaculate backfired by sapphic
timeline,

Smeared with
Gaelic egg on the
face, they can't swallow
any more, cocksuckers, they
cum from the islands of the Firth
of Clyde, men of devout sluthood,
Hebrides sluts, the Viking occupation,

Demetrius of Tarsus visited
the retreat of holy men,

200 ships,
15,000 men,
the storms took
their toll, the Hebrides
sluts in defeat, the tempura
stains the canvas. Gaelic egg
on the face.

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors	7/31/2010

Someone once told me that all men are sluts. Never could cum up with a solid defense though. Devout however, is at another level. Patrick




Reviewed by jude forese	7/30/2010

outstanding ... unique and cunning ...




Reviewed by Gene Williamson	7/29/2010

Sage...the name fits. -gene.




Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)	7/29/2010

someone through an egg on my car this morning. i wonder if this is related in any cosmic sense? i loved this, by the way. incredible depth and weight to your imagination.




Reviewed by Christine Tsen	7/28/2010

Truly rich in intensity, imagination and savor ~ Entranced, Christine




Reviewed by John Flanagan	7/28/2010

'Hebrides' what a pun, what a take! I'm chuckling, no, I'm laughing out loud at the outrageous and brilliant leap of imagination and capture here...this is unbelievable and you've made my day, Sage, and it's only 8:45am here in the tropics...and somehow I'm glad I'm not in Scotland. Outstanding! John




Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER	7/28/2010

A cum feast of words setting sail on your poetic license, Hugs! Jasmin Horst




Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse	7/28/2010

if a cum fight were to ensue... they could not keep up with the endless quantity.. and more importantly quality of our multitudes... our multiplicity to reach higher & deeper... having an orgasm is nothing compared to being orgasmic Your Cosmic Echo... Vickie




Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill	7/28/2010

They never had a chance! But they kept cumming and cumming. And look what it got them...stains...stains on the canvas and stuff running down their face! What intriguing work Sage! Combination of words I would never consider, but you somehow pull it off. And it is awesome! Teach me to do that! I'm coming over for lessons! Peace and big meteorites, Dayvid

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