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  Roach Eggs in Envelope Glue
by Sage Sweetwater
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Roach Eggs in Envelope Glue

by god I salute
the magpie, and
I know casinos pump
oxygen through air vents
to keep gamblers gambling,

you ought to
think about licking
an envelope next time
you do, roach eggs in
envelope glue,

kidney stealing,
he woke up with
a sharp pain at his
side, organ harvester
done been here, bathtub
filled to the brim with bloody
ice, note taped to his chest
"call 911 you're missing your
kidneys," band of organ thieves,

roach eggs escaped
the ootheca of a pregnant
roach, wound up in the glue
vat before being applied to
an envelope, that envelope sold
before the eggs hatched, bad paper
cut on his tongue while licking an envelope,
discomfort, his tongue swelling, pus under
the swelling needed to be let out, incision made
releasing dozens of tiny roaches hatched from
envelope glue.

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/10/2011
Urban myths stick like glue. Maybe that's why the glue tastes so bad. I gotta fact check ole Peter there. Patrick
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 2/10/2011
roach eggs in envelope glue are actually a delicacy in very remote parts of sumatra. did you know that?
Reviewed by bluecornflower orangetiger 2/10/2011
Yuck! Vivid imagry Sage.
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz 2/9/2011
A wonderful tale that had me reading and wanting to read your next word... a little "icky" though...
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 2/9/2011

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 2/9/2011
Fascinating, as always, Sage. From now on, I may communicate
entirely by email and never lick another envelope. Of course,
I may go blind. What would we do without you, Ms Sweetwater?
Love, gene.
Reviewed by John Flanagan 2/9/2011
Sit up and pay attention poetry, Sage,
down back streets of a few cities over this way
i could name, the kidney thieves are plenty
and roaches run amok.

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