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  Taser and Pepper Spray
by Sage Sweetwater
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Taser and Pepper Spray

threats wash black and white
cowboys bow-legged poetry limps and
nappy head time yawns put to sleep

too old to cut the mustard
more apt to cut the cheese
pepper spray overpowers the fart blast

taser shock knocks out the lights
eyes water in revelation and these cult ghosts
are replay spirits who've come for another fight

Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist


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Reviewed by Jon Willey 4/26/2012
sage, your wit is as keen as a finely honed razor - and your creativity, just as sharp my friend - I wish you love and peace - Jon Michael
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 4/22/2012
:) !!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 4/21/2012
Nice phrase: “You can cut the cheese with pepper spray at Alice's restaurant.” ;-)

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 4/20/2012
Very amusing perspective. Patrick
Reviewed by jude forese 4/20/2012
you put an entirely different perspective on cliche, Sage ... some things just need to be peppered and tasered so they can be cleansed ;)
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 4/20/2012
limp dicks...lol
you took me there
Feeldoe will never disappoint

and btw did you know that wasp sprap is better than pepper spray?
Yeah it reaches 20' to 30' and will blind an assaultive person or intention till they get to the hospital for an antidote...NICE!!
Reviewed by John Flanagan 4/20/2012
brilliantly clever, Sage,
witty, sharp-edged and impactful

john
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