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Ode to the Redneck Man
by Christy Tillery French
Saturday, April 06, 2002

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Let's pay homage to the redneck man
Who only smokes Marlboros
And chews tobacco
From the can.

Wears jeans and a t-shirt
Doesn't even own a suit
And when it comes to cuss words
Uses something stronger than "Shoot".

Owns a bass boat
So he can fish all night
Suggest he buy a sailboat
He'll punch you in the mouth.

Drives around in a pickup truck
A dog in the back
Is proud to fly the American flag
And always owns a gun rack.

Loves to watch wrestling on TV
Football and the two BB's
As for watching soccer
He thinks that's for sissies.

Will only consider a Harley
No Hondas or Yamahas
Doesn't like to wear a helmet
But will if told to by his Ma.

Likes to go four-wheeling
In a jeep or all-terrain
Go-carts and dune-buggines
He looks at with disdain.

He usually has a beer gut
From drinking all that beer
Claims its his tool shed
With a smile that looks like a leer.

But if anyone's in trouble
He's the first to offer help
And if anything needs fixing
He's right there with his tool belt.

You'd think he's a real he-man
From all his macho posturing
But all in all, you have to say
He's the backbone of this country.




Dedicated to all the rednecks of America! God Bless them all!

Christy T French at Authors Den
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Reviewed by jane quigly 10/10/2012
There is a missing apostrophe, should read, "Claims it's his tool shed." Would like it better if the title were changed to "Ode to the American Dirtbag."
Reviewed by Victor Jensen 4/6/2011
Guess there's a bit of redneck in most of us. I can look back at my own past when I read this poem.
Reviewed by Michael Madden 9/26/2010
Love your sentiments
Reviewed by Leann Marshall 3/5/2008
There's nothing like them, indeed. Loved it!
--a fellow Southerner
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green 2/2/2006
Great poem!! Not into guns and the smokes had t'go {least I quit, too}, but me hubby's an Arkansas bow-wi th'oo-&-th'oo. R e a l good ol' boy!:) Ejicayshun cain' roon one!! Thanks for the fun write. Now go set on the po'ch an' watch the worl' go bah. :) Pea (: <3 PS: Guess you've heard the one about the rich Georgia boy. Got
t w o cars up on blocks. ;)
Reviewed by Chrissy McVay 12/18/2005
I like your ode.
Reviewed by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com 12/15/2005
Cute and quirky Sis. Christy.
You just described 98 percent of Muncie Indiana. No kiddin'!

blessin's
cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by JC Pinkerton 6/9/2005
Oh Yeah! I know that man! Well done.
Reviewed by Victoria Murray 3/3/2004
Enjoyedd this one a lot, Christy!

Hugs,

Victoria
Reviewed by Ashraf Goreja (Reader) 8/13/2003
A nice poem. Greetings from Atlanta.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 7/29/2003
Thank you for an uplifting tribute to redneck men. Course us'n wouldn't be that a-way if'n them redneck female-type women wouldn't be all charmed by it.
Reviewed by Janet Terry 2/9/2003
This is so good you should enter it in the poetry contest at Authorsden.
Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader) 4/8/2002
Nice one!
Reviewed by Sharron Tyrrell 4/8/2002
thank goodness we have those men up here too :) this is a really cute poem thanks
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 4/6/2002
Nice story for a poem!!!!! Great character!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader) 4/6/2002
Hey, I know that man! (Well...with some minor differences!!) Enjoyed this--good write...
Reviewed by E T Waldron 4/6/2002
you did a fine job with this...
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