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  Voodoo (nonsense poem)
by Ian R Thorpe
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
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Halloween approaches and as usual I have my scarey, creepy, gothic horror halloween poem ready to go. But for a bit of fun with magic and the dark side, enjoy this. Not quite poetry I know, but a great verse for performance.

When someone left me a comment that said "you do that voodoo that you do so well" (from the song "That Old Black Magic") I was quite flattered as it is some years since I was able to do the kind of Black Magic that makes attractive women's' clothes fall off. Anyway, just in case a vestige of the old power remains here's an invitation to all you girls.



I do voodoo, you do voodoo,
Shamen in Peru do voodoo,
Dervishes in Timbuktu do voodoo,
Mystics in Kathmandu do voodoo -
but not as well as me and you do -
All the people who do voodoo
Should get together to do voodoo;
we could have a party in Waterloo
or a barbecue in Honolulu;
anywhere we're passing thru,
any place we can find a crew who
want to join in to do voodoo.
But most folks don't have a clue
what fun it is to do voodoo
so it could be just me and you
in which case we will play Scrabble.

copyright © 2004, Ian Thorpe
   


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Reviewed by Charlie 10/19/2007
Love this!! How adorable. --Charlie
Reviewed by A PAX 12/28/2006
hows about a voodoo tattoo?

adorable write!!!!!!!
Reviewed by June Thompson 1/23/2005
haha

or perhaps just naked twister

much fun
Reviewed by Nordette Adams 1/4/2005
:-0 Somebody wrote "you do that voodoo that you do so well" to you? We have people here that old? I guess hanging pictures of their true selves in attics works because I didn't know folks here were old enough to know that song.
Oh, wait, you mean that other kind of voodoo. Never mind.
You crack me up, nutcake.
Love the poem, Ian.
Love,
Nordette
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/28/2004
(((ian)))

nobody do voodoo like you do LOL

LOVE IT

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

if you gonna cast spells, cass a rich one on me LOL :)
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 12/28/2004
haahahahahaha
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 12/28/2004
You & Nordy had better behave. lol NOT! Love this and you my sweet.

JC xoxoxo
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 12/28/2004
How cute yahoo and makes women clothes fall off I image that is rather handy old chap.
Reviewed by Sara Coslett 12/28/2004
This time of year always makes me silly too. Scrabble sounds like fun. Not as silly as voodoo who do, you do voodoo - boo. Wait I have my holidays mixed up, that is Halloween. LOL....

~ Sara
Reviewed by Theresa Koch 12/28/2004
What Voodoo you create with the weaving of your words;)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/28/2004
Vooma voodoo write Ian!!

Voodoo Love Tinka
Reviewed by Sue Hess 12/28/2004
cute
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