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The Mirror
by Mary E Lacey, Desertrat

Thursday, June 05, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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gaining weight

 

                                             
 
Looked in the mirror one day
The person in there wasn’t me
There was some fat lady there
 Wondering how on earth she
Got that way.
 
Ran into an old friend the other day,
She said, “How nice to see you!
Congratulations, when’s the baby due?”
 
Running back to the days of old,
I was so thin, they called me Bones
Six feet tall and 135, they said I didn’t
Eat enough to keep a scarecrow alive.
 
Well, the scarecrow is alive and well,
But as for me, I look like hell!
 

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Reviewed by Terry Robertson 5/5/2012
You can tackle painful universal issues that plague us all, yet you do it with a delightful sense of humor. Well done!
Reviewed by Suzie Palmer 4/29/2012
Dear Mary, wonderfully tall to carry it all!

~~ Thankfully it's said that the 'you' who looks in the mirror is not the 'True You'....

Love and Smiles, Suzie xox :-)
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins 4/24/2012
Don't do this to me, hahahaha,
I tried to keep this to myself.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/17/2008
I appreciate your sense of humor, Mary. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by John Flanagan 6/5/2008
Honest touch but nicely light
John
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle 6/5/2008
There are poems that made me laugh and smile and this is one of them.I enjoy reading your poem very much

Edwin
Reviewed by Gene Williamson 6/5/2008
Mary, I think what the man said was, laugh and the world etcetera.
I'm laughing. - Gene.
Reviewed by John Leko 6/5/2008
...your reflective humor is contagious Mary...
and I am still laughing...
JOhn
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 6/5/2008
HiLARious!! LOL Thanks for the smiles; very well penned, Mary! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D *still laughin'*
Reviewed by Staci Gansky-Wagner 6/5/2008
Funny!
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