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The yogi, yoga, and yogurt
by Marcus Dino
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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I have no idea if this is a poem, maybe it's prose but it's written by me SO THERE. Fifi Larouche

I was practicing yoga at the local studio

when my yogi came in to talk to me

He said yoga is very good because

it helps balance my chakras

I had no idea what he was talking about

But I felt real hungry after he left

So I decided to eat some yogurt

By the way my yogi has never been with a woman

THAT'S WHY HE'S A YOGI

HE HAS TO USE HIS BRAINS ALL THE TIME

TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

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Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle	8/30/2008

lol this is a pretty good poem and hilarious.I enjoy reading it,take care Edwin




Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat	8/30/2008

Marcus, Thank you for the laugh, this was beautiful! Mary