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  My Cat is Fat
by Stan I.S Law (aka Stanislaw Kapuscinski)
Thursday, April 16, 2009
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Saga of a Fat Cat

Part One


 

My cat is fat. He swallowed a rat.

He also eats too much for dinner.

If he was a she,

a lot more like me,

He would be both, cuter and thinner.

 

We went to a vet, a doc I’d just met.

He promised to make my cat leaner.

To cut off his—you know…

(that stuff down, below).

He said cat would keep his demeanor.

 

I really can’t blame him; he’s really so macho.

My dear pet—not the doc I’d just met.

My cat did a flip,

Turned at the hip.

And… the jet got the vet soaking wet.

 

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Stan I.S. Law


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Reviewed by Thomas Mutchler 4/8/2011
A fun read. :-)

Tom
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/2/2010
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Stan. Good on the kitty for getting at the vet. LOL! Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 4/17/2009
Oh my ,poor kitty.... enjoyed... waiting on part 2...stay safe and well..Hugss

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