My cat is fat. He swallowed a rat.
He also eats too much for dinner.
If he was a she,
a lot more like me,
He would be both, cuter and thinner.
We went to a vet, a doc I’d just met.
He promised to make my cat leaner.
To cut off his—you know…
(that stuff down, below).
He said cat would keep his demeanor.
I really can’t blame him; he’s really so macho.
My dear pet—not the doc I’d just met.
My cat did a flip,
Turned at the hip.
And… the jet got the vet soaking wet.