AuthorsDen.com  Join (free) | Login 

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!

Signed Bookstore | Authors | eBooks | Books | Stories | Articles | Poetry | Blogs | News | Events | Reviews | Videos | Success | Gold Members | Testimonials

Featured Authors: Harry and Elizabeth Lawrence, iCindy Ziperman, iCheryl Sellers, iMatthew Miller, iBrian Hill, iAl Moe, iAlbert Megraw, i
  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

John W Townsend

· Become a Fan
  Notify me of new titles
  added by this author.

· 467 titles
· 494 Reviews
· Share with Friends!
· Save to My Library
·
Member Since: May, 2009

   Sitemap
   My Blog
   Contact Author
   Message Board
   Read Reviews

Books
· MR. RAZ EFIMME

· AS THICK AS TWO PLANKS OF WOOD

· PRINCESS BARE FOOT and THE TALES FROM TOGETHERLAND

· Dribble


Short Stories
· THE MUFFIN GIRL

· ERNST THAKELWAITES 15 MINUTES of FAME

· TV's 'KUNG FU' on a TRAIN

· GEORGUS UNTUMPUS

· The Imbibed and Tired Public Speaker

· A THIMGAMYJIG

· The Pheonix Cinema

· STAN

· ANCIENT RIGHTS

· THOUGHTLESS WORDS, LEAVE OPEN DOORS


Articles
· DO NOT MISS THE POINT of JESUS WORDS.

· MY NAME WAS JIACK---The background to the book.

· WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

· WHEN A WRITERS MIND CREATES A REAL TIME ILLUSION

· ARE WE ALL STUPID OR SOMETHING?

· THE UK's NATIONAL HEALTH SYSTEM

· MAKE EM LAUGH

· WHEN MISTAKES BECOME EXCUSES

· BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT IS TRUE.

· MEMORIES OF CAPTAIN BEEFHEART


Poetry
· When Dreams Fall Apart

· Even The Meek

· THE WACKY WORLD of OVERTIRED.

· WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NIGHT

· WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

· NOBOBY KNOWS

· A SUNDAY

· THE TRAGIC LOSS of YESTERDAY

· OUT of the DARK

· RAINDROPS

         More poetry...
News
· I AM SORRY IT FELL OUT OF MY HEAD

· FACEBOOK and BLOGSPOT

· FATHER MILLIGAN of GOLDERS GREEN

· MR.RAZ EFIMME

· MY NAME WAS JIACK

· BASRADAVA - BACKGROUND

· THEORYTHUM 1 & THEORYTHUM 2 - BACKGROUND

John W Townsend, click here to update your web pages on AuthorsDen.

  BISCUITS
by John W Townsend
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

Share   Print   Save Become a Fan


Recent poems by John W Townsend
•  When Dreams Fall Apart
•  Even The Meek
•  THE TIMETABLE
•  The Piano Never Plays
•  THE WACKY WORLD of OVERTIRED.
           >> View all 415


Biscuits, lots of lovely biscuits.


Oh my how I love to eat biscuits

could eat them

till they come out of my ears,

them and a mug of coffee,

thats me set up for years.

Ginger nuts oh I love them

Custard creams they go down well,

and I know its revolting

but you dont have to look

but I do dunk them as well.

Take a look in an English shop

and see what I am talking about,

there you will see

the creme de la creme

of biscuits made for me.

But alas I have to pass

to many have taken their toll

I am up to my elbows in wrappers

and I need to clean up

before Mrs. T comes home.

 


papabears-publishing


Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!




Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 7/20/2011
For a minute there I thought of Mrs. T the bloody Mary Mix, but that might not go with biscuits. Still.....
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 12/15/2010
Now John, what kind of biscuits you talkin about? Them fussy English biscuits that are more like cookies, or them big ole Southern U.S. cathead biscuits smothered in sausage gravy?

Walt
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 7/15/2009
What Mrs.T doesn't like biscuits?? Or the mess you have made??

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Elizabeth Hobbs 7/15/2009
Hi John
I love biscuits too, but only buy them if we are having visitors. Then I hope fervently there'll be many left over. They tell me it's a matter of self control. Yeah - right! Be well, Liz

Books by
John W Townsend



PRINCESS BARE FOOT and THE TALES FROM TOGETHERLAND

Buy Options
Signed copy!
Kindle, Amazon, more..




MR. RAZ EFIMME

Buy Options
Kindle, more..




AS THICK AS TWO PLANKS OF WOOD

Barnes & Noble, more..




Dribble

Buy Options
Kindle, Amazon, more..



Popular
Poetry
(Humor)
  1. If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2. Historic storm a bust...
  3. For Rent…Christmas Angel for Shoveling Sno
  4. Finally looks like some significant snow i
  5. It's All About Timing
  6. Like His Mother Used To Do
  7. If women had udders...!
  8. Somebody Blinked
  9. Pet Port A Potty
  10. Halloween is Coming!
  11. Nite Quill
  12. I Want a Donut
  13. Saving paper
  14. Nuts
  15. Naughty or Nice...
  16. I Downloaded A Virus
  17. The Golden Years...
  18. I Am the Center of the Universe
  19. The Land of Sandra Dee -- Anonymous author
  20. Georgie Porgie

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.