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Jesus Ate the Bean Burrito
by Sage Sweetwater
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Sitting on the Gold Throne
Rehearsing Scripture
Straining to give Flatulence
Its Name


Copyright 11/22/2009 Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist

Bob Dylan - Blowin in the Wind

 


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Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 12/7/2009
ha!! i love this!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 11/22/2009
Not a fan of Bob Dylan; guess this is one of the reasons why. :)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 11/22/2009
So you're saying? . . . Heehee . . .
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 11/22/2009
:)) Being sound in body, mind and spirit was high on his agenda, Sage, thus equipping him to deal with the poisons of the heart. And I have little doubt that he said a hearty grace before he broke...!! :)) xx
Reviewed by John Bidwell 11/22/2009
We played Bob Dylan's Christmas album at work the other day.
It all becomes clear.

John
Reviewed by Romantic Poetess Victoria L. McColley 11/22/2009
awww...quicktime didn't play for me :(
Love Bob!! Great Song Too!!
and you have a mighty fine sense of humor ta'boot!
...now....Let us now be still…
And give a moment of silence
...as we wonder where was Johnny Cash sittin'
when he was inspired for “Ring of Fire” :)



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