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When God decides to make a woman(revision)
by Tony J. May Sr.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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In revisiting earlier pieces I've written I have updated the write and lost the original submission date. This time I am writing a revision.

I have to ask .... what does a beautiful woman think about? I've heard it said that beautiful women don't need beauty sleep, is that true , can you comment on that, or is that just hearsay?
I bet beautiful women can do math in their head,no paper no pencil not even a calculator, just think briefly .... "Hmmmmm, and walah!!! Somehow come up with the answer, and not just the simple stuff either,like adding and subtracting , I bet a beautiful woman can can do trigonometry,algebra, calculus,whatever they so desire, all at once even as you make a sandwich,feeding the baby,helping with homework,walking the dog,picking up the dry cleaning, and giving a guy your third cousins phone number, (let him call her,I know you know he asked for your phone number but that ain't gone happen, and after all your cousin didn't come to your birthday party this year and she had the nerve to re-gift you last year, so here's a "present" for her, 'cause you don't hold grunges, you're a beautiful woman!)
Please tell me beautiful woman do you get automatic discounts at the grocery,restaurants and "fine department stores", no? Then how is it that you look so divine, all the time?
Also are you on a secret committee or governmental department agency like NASA and/or the CIA? Never mind if you told me you might have to .... like I said never mind. No more questions ... BTW are you busy tonight, never mind.I was just kidding. OK that ends the survey. Sorry to impose.
Because I always wondered, what does a beautiful woman think? We,your admiring public wants to know.

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Reviewed by JMS Bell 5/4/2010
TRULY 'BEAUTIFUL WOMEN' THINK OF GOD ALMIGHTY AS THE HEAD OF THEIR LIVES...FROM THERE, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!!! THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS, LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS



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