pepsi or coke
what do you want
what is this a joke
i want 'em both
don't poke
fun of me
whiskey or wine
either is fine
yeah i can still walk
the line
opera or rap
what is this crap
i'll have whatever is
on tap
cheap and easy
rough and hard
innocent and sweet
depends on the card
i've been dealt
and have dealt
the cards
i've been handed
it suits me well
can't you tell
this is bliss
but to you such hell
i make no apologies here