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  My Valentine's Reply
by Mr. Ed
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
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-Her Card Was Much Better Than Mine-


“My funny valentine,

Sweet, comic, loving, valentine,

You make me smile with my heart.”


Frank Sinatra,

My Funny Valentine


My spouse read my Valentine Poem: ‘You and Me’

Her eyes misted as she cooed “I love it, Pee Wee Ed!”

And in response, she soon recorded all eight episodes

Of my favorite new television series - ‘The Walking Dead’


So today, she and I, and all of our mangy canines and felines

Will now gather in our living room, munching on our favorite treats

We’ll be spending Valentine’s Day together, so very romantically

I just hope that we don’t run out of freshly gathered Road Kill meat


My spouse also very lovingly gave me a brand new Pooper Scooper

She said that our yard looked like some sort of horrifying wasteland

So, I quickly offered to teach her the Fine Art of Scooping It All Up

But she just smiled a huge Zombie smile and shouted ‘You Da Man!’



My extremely funny valentine,

Sweet, comic, loving, valentine,

You make me smile with my heart.


Thanks so very much for The Walking Dead Marathon,

And tomorrow, on that scooping, I’ll get an early start.


Your Loving and Extremely Appreciative Valentine,

Pee Wee Ed



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Reviewed by Tom Hyland

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Laughter that can make the heart
grow stronger *Mr Ed* you penned it!

Lady Vivian
P.S. I too like the "Walking Dead" series.
Reviewed by jude forese
when it comes to humor, you leave all behind ;)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Fun write, Mr. Ed; happy Valentine's Day!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Clark (Pee Wee) Kent...aka Pooper Man
Reviewed by Laura Fall
A sweet and humorous Valentine poem indeed Laura
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Hahahahahaha!!! Now that's a different way to celebrate such a romantic occasion......thanks for the laughter!!! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your wife!!!! And of course all your pets!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
If anybody can scoop poop good, its my brother Pee wee....Jurseeeeeeeeeeeey
Reviewed by John Domino
A GREAT Valentine! Very ture to life and sincere. Today I am completing the gardening that she said needs to be done. Yes, she wanted to help but, "I am Da Man!" Way to go Ed!

Blessings, love and peace to you and your bride,

John Michael Domino
Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Sweet and comical ~ Happy Valentine's Day to both of you.
Lady Mary Ann
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