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Contemplating Murder... by Ed Matlack Saturday, March 31, 2012 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan I can't keep it in anymore, I have to tell of my murderous tendencies...

I have to admit, I am tired of the shit, I am contemplating murder, Dropping the victim from a 20 story girder… She stops, she starts, she gives me the cold shoulder, I swear I am going to over her roll a boulder, Even when she is warmed up, she freezes, Maybe she has a virus & from that she seizes… But it doesn’t much to me matter, I WILL eventually commit the heinous act, And that I can guarantee to you is fact, When a new computer I get, This old one will die a quick death, And for the future of it I will forget…

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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila	4/2/2012

Hahahaha! Wasn's sure what I was gonna find in this title....but you made me smile, Ed! Thanks! Anna




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	4/1/2012

Somehow, In spite of the little bitch, you manage to spit out poems that get better every day. She might make you a writer yet. Ron




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	4/1/2012

Murder, he wrote... Damn it, Amber already said that.




Reviewed by Paul Berube	4/1/2012

You're not alone, my friend.




Reviewed by Richard King	3/31/2012

Frustrating little buggers, ain't they? Keep smilin. Dick




Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER	3/31/2012

Temper temper tst tst.




Reviewed by Amber Moonstone	3/31/2012

I am getting rid of my PC also, I have a new tablet from Verizon and a new I phone...I am so happy with both!!!!! Murder, he wrote...lol Peace, love and light, Amber




Reviewed by Connie Faust	3/31/2012

Sympathize, sympathize...even a new computer has its idiosyncracies (or however you spell that)...I feel for you, Ed! Connie




Reviewed by Lois Christensen	3/31/2012

lol




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton	3/31/2012

Start saving those pennies, Ed.




Reviewed by Ruan Burke	3/31/2012

Oh dear - Computer spat the dummy again. Mine keeps doing that. It's due for it's final heave-ho too.