Back to the Future!
2012A, also known as Obamahorrific 2013C, was an alternate timeline spewed from 2009 created after Barack Obama bought the Election and stole the DeLorean time machine from Dr. Brown and, then headed back to 2008 to hand top secret documents over to his younger self. As a result, Obama became "the richest man on Earth" by betting on everything from Hybrid cars, Solar Energy to Clean coal technology and winning due to the answers in the 2012 Global climate change theory manual. He founded ObamaCo, a company that dealt with toxic waste reclamation. He bought out police departments, and even altered the state of international history, by prolonging the Gulf Wars and getting Himself elected to his fifth term. Obama constructed his, Barracks Paradise Casino & Hotel on the site of the White House in downtown Washington D.C.
Nah! you said Serious Replies only....digressing? Nahhhhh! back in time since 2999 just in time to realize the prize is aways right before your very eyes. I can hear a Native American drum beat why aren't you dancing? This isn't a contest yet fixing the Economy is one thing but fixing the crack in the cosmic egg of the human species is another thing all together. You can't have one without the other while birds of the feather flock they take stock into what they got. Nomads, no man! all the earthlings are nomads on this journey to utopia to pay homage to the eternal cosmic energy of life. A serious subject needs humor as the seasoning that allows it to slavor
The three headed Beast! With ten Corns on his toes, and thirteen warts on his head rising up out of the hot tub of humanities, Insanities. Then the Three Headed Beast gave all his power to the Three headed God in a single wad. Then the Earth girl saw the three headed God that It was fair and suitable for sexual manipulations. So they breed forth a tribe of Demigods that roamed the Earth like scorpions stinging all the Earthlings. Then I looked and behold there was a Batman with a Spiderman coming in the clouds from the city of Heaven, and they did save the Earthlings from the race of three headed beast. After these things I saw a race of Supermen evolved half Bat and Half Spider, These were the days when the beings from planet Earth began to call their place Krypton the Cryptoland... And all future generations cannot decipher the Book of Time.