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  4 Old Guys Only
by Mark M Lichterman
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
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  4 Old Guys Only!!!

 

For us becoming older.

Specifically for us men that are becoming older.

More specifically for us men that are older.

 

Women, or those easily offended,

delicate subject here!

So if easily offended,

simply put,

Women, go away!

 

Always one to appreciate girls

and,

when no longer a boy,

to this day

always one to appreciate women,

always one to desire women,

I had thought

with older age my appreciation,

my desire would diminish but,

alas, 

though doing all not to be obvious,

my head still turns

and my eyes still follow

causing this older...

causing this old man to believe,

to truly believe that this old man will always,

will always,

until coins are placed upon

my no longer seeing eyes, 

this old man will always appreciate,

will always desire,

even though...

Alas,

though "things" no longer work

as once they had...

        

Which brings me to the delicate subject here.

The delicate subject most women will never know

unless informed by one of the opposite sex,

most women will never know how men,

how most old men miss...

Call it what you will, guys:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A boner!

An erection!

 

Women will never know how old men,

how most of us old men

miss awakening in the morning without:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A Boner!

An erection!

 

Sorry, delicate subject here.

But for you old guys,

for some of you old guys,

I just wanted you to know...

you ain't alone!

 

 

 

 

 

©July4, 2012 / Mark M Lichterman

 


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Reviewed by Christine Tsen 7/6/2012
You sure deliver a charming and generous poem here, and like Anna, of course the title lured me right in!
Christine
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 7/6/2012
Not to be bragging (well, maybe a little), but I haven't got there yet. I know it's coming, but so far, so good . . .
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/5/2012
This certainly is a subject that old men tend to dwell on and spend untold money on devices and drugs like Viagra. Fortunately, that subject doesn't cross my mind, while women often do, and rightly so.

You might try pulling a truck with your balls. Old men in China find that it helps them avoid prostate cancer and allows them to enjoy stiffly poking until they're in their 90s.

Ron

Reviewed by Laura Fall 7/5/2012
Giggle) A very open and honest write about men my friend Laura
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 7/5/2012
I, for one, would never be offended by such open honesty....especially coming from a mature man....you sure laid it out here, my friend....you knew the title would lure us to the piece...giggle....

Your friend,
Anna
Reviewed by Shirley Houston 7/5/2012
Man-to-man! Thanks for sharing with us women who are not easily offended too! lol...
Reviewed by Diana Legun (Reader) 7/4/2012
This is so delightful, even to me, a woman. The style you chose, the words you know, the message.....quite grande! ~~ Diana

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