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Tom Hyland

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Books
· The New Jerusalem - Chapters 1 - 5

· Bawlmer, Merlyn - Home of The Hons


Short Stories
· CHICKEN SCRATCHES ?

· DADDY ... ADDENDUM

· DADDY, WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE MILITARY?

· THREE LITTLE ... EDS !

· ALL MY CARS - PART 2

· ALL MY CARS

· AU-TO-MO-BILES

· BIG LUG CONTINUED !

· SLURPEES !

· THE BIG LUG !


Articles
· 9 / 11 : PRESS For TRUTH

· NEW WORDS WITH FRIENDS

· BEATING A DEAD HORSE ?

· IF I WON ... ?

· Delegate or Stagnate

· THE PARTY OF NO - PART DOS !

· sick - sicK - SICK !

· Is Life Just an Impulse ?

· BGE Sucks !

· THE END !


Poetry
· SHRIMPY

· OF ALL THE GIRLS I LOVED BEFORE ...

· ALL HALLOWS EVE

· HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

· CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL

· DANGLING PARTICIPLES ?

· BIG 5 0 !

· COURAGE

· AS FOR ME ...

· LIFE IS LIKE ... A BOOK

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by Tom Hyland
Monday, September 03, 2012
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THERE'S A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN ...
I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU!

"BEND OVER AND TOUCH YOUR TOES ...
I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!"





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© - Tom Hyland - 9/4/12


AREN’T YA JUST SICK OF ‘EM?


Bombarded by ‘Them’ every Day and every Night!
Radio - TV - Billboards - Busses - Internet - Everywhere!
Blinking Icons - Click Here! Buy Me! Neon Lights!
Interruptions Galore - Sight & Sound Bytes!

COMMERCIALS!

‘Back to our Show ... But First a Word from our Sponsors!’
RADIO ... Seems like every 10 Minutes or so ...
TV ... Every 10-15 minutes ... 3-4-5 ADS in a Row!
Trucks ... Autos ... Trucks ... Autos ...

Does Madison Avenue Know Something We Don’t Know?
Is there a ‘Love Affair’ with Automobiles?
Chevie - Ford - Dodge -Toyota - Honda - Hyundai -
Audi - Lexus - Subaru ... And More & More ‘Wheels’!

And ... How Come Each is Supposedly Better than the Last?
Faster! Safer! Newer! Sportier! Better Gas Mileage!
No Money Down! Bad Credit? No Credit?
We Don’t Care! C’mon Down!

Trade-Ins ... Push It In! Tow It in!
A Current AD States ‘Kelly Blue-Book’ Value ...
PLUS 20 PERCENT!
Man, Oh Man ... They’re ‘Givin’ ‘Em Away!

How Do You Spell ... ‘BULL-SHIT’?


Ever Notice How Many ADS Make ...
The Consumer Look Like an IMBECILE?
And ‘They’ Think This Tactic is Smart?
DUH?

Remember Way Back When ...
Movies Bombarded Us With ... SUBLIMINAL ADS?
Entering, Existing in, or Affecting the Mind ...
Without Conscious Awareness!

How Many Years Were We ‘Brain-Washed’ ...
Before the ‘Guv’mint’ Made IT Illegal?
Were ‘SEEDS’ to ... Buy! Buy! BUY!
Permanently Implanted? I Wonder!

Were We ‘Sold a Bill of Goods’ That Just Continues On?
Is it Possible ‘Subliminal Ads’ Snuck Back on TV?
Would our ‘Beloved’ Guv’mint DO That to Us?
DUH?

Remember When CABLE was ‘AD-FREE’?
How About ‘Public Television’?
Hell ... Now, even Some DVD Movies Contain ADS!
Do You ‘Fast-Forward’? Or ... Watch ... Like a Dummy?

ENTERTAINMENT!
Keep the Monkey Mesmerized!
COMMERCIALS! ADS!
BULL-SHIT!

OH! ...
P.S. - After You Make That ‘Great Deal’ on That Auto ...
$15,000 - $20,000 - $25,000 - $30,000 ...
How MUCH Does That ‘Muv’va’ ...
DEPRECIATE When You Drive Off The Lot?

DUH?

© - TKH.
 



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Reviewed by Richard Parise 9/4/2012
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 9/4/2012
Some like getting goosed by the Golden egg. My pet peeve is all those ads plastered all over NASCAR cars. The way the drivers all have to show off their sponsor on their baseball cap and mention as many as they can while they're being interviewed about their driving. Makes me sick. Makes me long for the days when NASCAR cars were really stock and modified by the driver and his or her family.

You don't see me wearing any of those designer emblems or products tattooed on my arms except for that famous American designer, Jay Say Penn-yah.

Another one of your fine rants…

Ron

PS. “Subliminal” advertising is a bunch of bull ship. Just another one of those conspiracy theories that everybody loves to latch on to.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 9/4/2012
Were We ‘Sold a Bill of Goods’ That Just Continues On?

Is it Possible ‘Subliminal Ads’ Snuck Back on TV?

Would our ‘Beloved’ Guv’mint DO That to Us?

DUH?



I've gotten to the point where I now tape my favorite TV shows instead of watching them when they air. Why? Because when I tape shows, I can fast forward each and every damned commercial and not have to listen to them anymore.

Amazing how a so called hour long show is really only about 40 minutes long, with 20 minutes of B.S. commercials.

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