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Why I Didn't Read Your Book, 2012, Karla Dorman
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.
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'I wanted to. I really, really did, ....'


I wanted to.  I really, really did, but
life got in the way:  first, dishes.
Then laundry, then housework
(between answering the blasted

phone and knocks at the door
Danged Jehovah's Witnesses).
Then the dog pooped on the
freshly waxed floor.  Thanks a

lot, Pooch.  Delays, delays.  Dog
out, now who's calling?  No, not
interested, thank you, goodBYE.
Fold the clothes, make the beds,

oh, shoot.  Out of milk.  Off to
the store, that is, if I can find my
keys --- ah.  There they are, right
where I left them.  In the 'fridge.

Home.  Hubby's favorite meal in
the oven, time to put my feet up
and --- school's calling.  Junior
just threw up, can you come get

him PLEASE?  Nice.  Doctor
says Junior has the 'flu.  Poor
little man.  Time to pick up the
twins from school.  Mrs. Lee from

next door says she'll keep an eye
on Junior.  Good thing the twins
don't have soccer practice to ---
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE

TOURNAMENT IS TONIGHT???
NOW who's calling?  Hubby.  He's
going to be late, don't bother with
dinner WHICH IS BURNING UP

IN THE OVEN!!!  Nothing but a
little smoke and water damage.
That's why I didn't get to read
your book --- who has the time?

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Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 12/27/2012
LOL love this Karla!!!
In Christs Love
Michelle!
Reviewed by Dark Knight 10/13/2012
LOL very good
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/12/2012
enjoyed reading
Love & Peace be with you

William
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/12/2012
While I lead a life anything like that, I can empathize with you. I tried to read more than I used to, but it's still hard to set aside time from my busy schedule to do it. My mother used to lead a life like yours, but now she reads everything I write before I finish it. It seems like all she has now is time to read.

Very original and thoughtful.

Ron
Reviewed by Connie Faust 10/11/2012
What I like about this is you don't just tell all "YOU" have to do that keeps you from reading, but you take us right through the day as every surprise catastrophe happens!
Cute,Karla!

Love,
Connie
Reviewed by Joy Hale 10/11/2012
And husbands wonder how we can multi task so well? We can't be wives and mothers unless we do!!! You rock, girl! A fun read.

Joy L. Hale
Reviewed by Budd Nelson 10/11/2012
ah thats okay the other stuff was more important
budd
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/11/2012
Hysterically funny writing, Karla; sure did put a grin on my face! Thanks for the giggles; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

And the photo of Marty Moose! is adoRAble!
Reviewed by richard cederberg 10/11/2012
How delightful! Your life seems normal to me, Karla. hahahaha ... In my extended family, almost no one reads. And every one I've talked to about it has some excuse. I'm the only author/poet in over ten generations of Cederbergs. For me reading is like disciplined breathing. Never have less than two books going, plus, before sleeping, I indulge in audio-books. Your take here is indeed funny, and all too real for so many. peace



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