...crackpotted crazies welcome here... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

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...crackpotted crazies welcome here... by Ed Matlack Sunday, December 02, 2012 Rated "G" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan

On this site, On my page, While I fly a kite, We are all crazies, Or at least we be might… Between padded walls we take flight, While there we do write, Of the coming of the aliens, Flying down to invade, In their crafts in the egg white, Sky of the glossy black night… So from whence do they come, To those of us sick with insanity, We await their arrival with delight, But don’t let them get pulled over by the cops, For a failure to have in their back windows, A bright red brake light…J

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Reviewed by Tom Hyland	12/5/2012

DEAR CRACKPOT CRAZY KNAVE ... IT IS SO VERY APROPOS THAT YEW FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED EWE AIN'T WRAPPED TOO TIGHT! RELAX... SIT BACK... ENJOY THE ELECTRIC SHOCK TREATMENT ... YOU'LL DROOL MUCHLY... BUT THANK US LATER... FORSOOTH?




Reviewed by lois christensen	12/4/2012

Been there , done that, not much fun...more like i like my freedom now....but sometimes i wonder, am i sane or not?




Reviewed by Kate Burnside	12/3/2012

We are the crazies who can exercise our "madness" on the page and in the privacy of our own four (padded) walls, Ed. I feel for those who try to conform, out there in the "sane" world, only to be discovered and "booked" when hauled over for the relatively minor offence of a dull brake light. Meanwhile, the REAL crazies are ruling the world... xx




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	12/3/2012

No brake light? Now that is crazy. Ron




Reviewed by Paul Berube	12/3/2012

I think you get first dibs on that room, Ed.




Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER	12/3/2012

Is it the company you keep, the medicine, or the crack, sure is scary. bless ya Jersey.




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	12/3/2012

They may soon be here. The Mayan Doomsday Scenario rapidly approaches - 12/21/12. If I were you, I'd dig a huge hole and put that cozy little rubber coated room down there to hide out in - perhaps right under your old motor home.




Reviewed by Budd Nelson	12/3/2012

you go Ed the last thing we would need for them to get a ticket lol budd




Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci	12/2/2012

Well, I've talked to those aliens and they refuse to have those red brake lights installed on their ships! Love ya! Jane




Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley	12/2/2012

I know a poor soul who suffers from schizophrenia who walks the sidewalks fighting off unseen people... tragic who also explains the aliens are inside the trees they planted... but, interesting write for sure Ed Love and Light Lily




Reviewed by E. Phillips	12/2/2012

Funny! Reminds me of home...very long ago...I think.