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What is it about
that region of a woman's
body called the butt?

The sex appeal of
the gleuteus maximus
is only one part.

Talk to a nice girl?
As she walks away, what do
you see as she walks?

When you're at the club,
and "Back That Thang Up" comes on,
what does she back up?

When you're at the track,
and a cutie flies by you,
what connects those thighs?

When you take a seat,
what keeps you and your body
somewhat comf'table?

The butt doesn't make
the person. However, the
person makes the butt.

Some low-rider jeans,
a nice skirt or a short one,
thongs or panty lines.

Keep it to yourself
or shake what mama gave ya
when you go clubbin'...

Some are big and some
are not so big. Some have curves
and some...well, they don't.

But just like a car,
we like those butts in all shapes
and in all sizes.

So if you have the brain
and you have the self-esteem...
be proud of your butt!

No real point to this, just seeing if I could consciously write about something off-the-wall...