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Jeans
by Michael Shaeffer Wilson

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

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How can they sell that garbage these days? :-)

JEANS


Lucky Jeans claim they are "America's Brand",
Many other makers trumpet their own virtues;
Numerous claims made out-of-hand,
Still, all are imitations - Levi Strauss was first.

Some are boot-cut, some are flared,
Pre-washed, stone-washed, worn or stained;
The one thing that they all share,
Copying a flattery without shame.

Constant ugly variations on a theme,
Costing large amounts of money;
Manufacturers' multipule marketing schemes,
Resulting in duds that look really funny.

Give me a pair of old Levi's,
Still dark blue, with button fly.
I'll take the real thing, please,
Original product only will appease.
Grotesque green-stained knock-offs,
Are only the latest youth rip-off.


(c) 2003 MSW

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Reviewed by Jim Dunlap 12/7/2003
I never wear jeans, but I find you can get a pair at Goodwill for a few dollars that will last years. I buy them for my nephew for workpants. He won't wear anything else.
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader) 11/20/2003
LOL...excellant work but alas advertising just plain old has most of America by the wallets and their b***s! ;O)
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader) 11/18/2003
I love Levis yes.... Awesome poem.
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