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  The Drug Dealer
by Ian R Thorpe
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
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The drug dealer in the song is ann old fashioned type who believes in family values. He does business strictly in illegal recreational drugs and carries on his trade on the sleazy side of town. The latest trend in illegal drug dealing however is the sale of fake prescription drugs over the internet so our boy is getting out of the pharma business.

I became a drug dealer about twenty years back,
And made quite a fortune from Charlie and Smack.
I drove a black Merc. and had women galore,
Now its never I'll be a drug dealer no more

And its no, nay, never (clap clap clap)
No nay never no more
Will I play the drug dealer
No never no more

The cops took an interest, I was under the hammer
And had no great wish to spend years in the slammer,
Bought a house in Orlando, moved my assets offshore
And its never I'll play the drug dealer no more

And its no, nay, never (clap clap clap)
No nay never no more
Will I play the drug dealer
No never no more

I married a lap dancer, we had several kids
And I never breathed word of the things I once did
My neighbours respect me, a fine citizen
Who would not know a crack house from an opium den

And its no, nay, never (clap clap clap)
No nay never no more
Will I play the drug dealer
No never no more


And its no, nay, never (clap clap clap)
No nay never no more
Will I play the drug dealer
No never no more

Other folk song parodies in this series:
Seeking Asylum
The Drug Dealer
A Gypsy Rover

Follow the link below for a midi music (tiny filesize) download of "The Wild Rover" a drinking song found all over the British Isles.Right click the song title on the page and click "Save Target As".
 And when you are singing this at your party (my lyric or the real one), really give it plenty of gusto OK.

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Greenteeth Sex and folk music, a dodgy cocktail

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Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 12/13/2003
You silly willy, This was a fun song to sing. ;) Crack-house indeed. lol

Love U Lots, Jan xoxoxo
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 12/10/2003
Fun write!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/10/2003
Most interesting write!!
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader) 12/10/2003
good stuff
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