Recent Reviews for Calendula Petal
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/17/2009 11:11:33 AM|
Haha good poem!
My Big foot (Poetry) - 10/7/2007 8:27:09 AM
Glad to see you are still here. Where did I meet you now? Was it thoughtcafe (If it was, they're back online) Anyway if you read this, say Hi because I have a new project just being readied to go online and I need comic verse specialists.
Dratt....Look what I found (Poetry) - 6/29/2007 11:54:45 AM
Great fun! I always enjoy your quirky sense of humor. This poem reminded me of an old Phil Harris song: "I found a great big wooden box, floating in the bay, I took it home and opened it up and much to my surprise, I found a great big ***** right before my eyes.." The last line ends with:"You'll never get rid of that ***** no matter what you do!"
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 7/1/2005 12:12:46 PM
My Big foot (Poetry) - 7/1/2005 12:10:33 PM
Cally ... lololol ... I'm sorry if you did fall on fresh air .... lolololololol ... I can't stop laughing, you have one sense of humour!!! Lololol!!!
willpower (Poetry) - 12/7/2004 2:52:59 AM
She got HER fix
She ate HIS Twix,
There'd by mutiny in our county
If I were to eat Jim's Bounty!
Jackie <> <
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 12/7/2004 2:38:54 AM
Not an event to be poo poohed! Jackie <> <
My Big foot (Poetry) - 12/7/2004 2:33:19 AM
You really do have to watch out for that fresh air, it is quite a dangerous commodity. Invisible, just waiting to trip up some unwary 40+ person. Try not to go for a matching set! Jackie <> <
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/26/2004 6:45:04 AM
Aha! sooooooo... it's 'my big foot' that gets the pampering, is it? Jaysus, I'll never learn! I thought it was "my BIG mouth!" hehehehe... did I say I love you, Calendula? Nevermind, I repeat myself all the time... I LOVE YOU! (grin) I can't get enough of your humor! katy xox.
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/25/2004 1:41:05 PM
We're not as daft as we seem, eh, Cally?! We know which way our bread is buttered - when we pick it back up off the floor and scrape the dog hairs off it, that is!! I'm blessed with a "wee dote" of a hubby, too, who is very sympathetic to my unusual proclivities - ooops! There I go again... who put that matchstick in the way?! You portrayed this EXCELLENTLY! Hope there was a glass of champagne in that warm bath to ease the pain... after all, let's celebrate... it could have been a lot worse; could have been your cheque-writing hand! LOL Kate xx
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/24/2004 7:20:45 PM
This is you yes i almost nmisssed saying good bye this was so wonderful put a smile on me face yes!
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/24/2004 12:22:29 PM
i'm sorry you hurt yourself. sounds like something i'm famous for doing--tripping over nothing! i'm one of these who don't fall down stairs, i fall up them. :) CLUTZY ME! i'm just about over the last fall i had--fell over my purse and put the biggest honkin bruise on my leg LOL
(((HUGS))) and hope you feel better soon--and enjoy getting spoiled!!!!!!! LOL alright, hubby, some turkey and dressing here??? LOL *please??*
happy thanksgiving! love, karla. :)
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/24/2004 11:28:15 AM
I'm sorry to hear that you "fell on fresh air." I do it all of the time. Such a great poem. I love it when people find the humor in bad situations. You are an expert at it.
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/24/2004 4:27:13 AM
made me think of pam ayres somehow, always a relief to find some humour in poetry and in life. :-) k
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 5:11:15 PM
So sorry for the ouchy but this is too cute. Happy holidays.
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 3:28:03 PM
Too cute yet adult humour at it's best. Thank you for special perspective, I will never look at clothes drying on a line again in the same way. lol
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 3:24:18 PM
Another cute tale and I love the way you tease with your titles.
Keep it up.
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 3:22:12 PM
Sorry for your pain but this is a cute and humerous way to express a sore spot.lol
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 10:34:24 AM
This is really cute, enjoyed, have missed you!!
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 9:59:06 AM
Yip like it!!
My Big foot (Poetry) - 11/23/2004 9:07:26 AM
Cute write! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/14/2004 10:31:34 AM
LOL!!!!! I love it! Very funny!
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/13/2004 2:36:40 PM
Thanks for the smiles. I hope the interview was still a success ďn "your books." Love and peace. Regis
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/13/2004 7:19:43 AM
Did you get the job?... the BIG one, I mean?! Sorry - couldn't resist! The other classic joke I could make would be in very poor taste (!!) so I'll just stop there and say - happened to me too!! Only I was on my way to meet people for dinner in a restaurant in Spain!! N-I-C-E!!! They kept thinking the paella was off!!!! LOLOL Kate xx
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 3:53:49 PM
LOL So sorry I had to laugh this is so funny. Its amazing the things that happen when we are anxious.
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 3:48:20 PM
ooooooooooo... imagine my joy, my rapture, my crossed eyes (what?) to see that you posted something. Sigh, Calendula, me sweet... hilarious, as always. I'm out of breath, running along beside you (holding my nose, of course.. sorry, darling)... yes, there I was, watching the entire fiasco, poor thing.
Leave it to you to know 'which way the wind is blowing'... (grin) or do I mean which bell 'that tolls for thee'... ? Nevermind. Just please write MORE! katy xox.
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 2:00:21 PM
Oh me oh my how I hate that. Try rubbing it off on the gravel hands free. Ditto Mountain Poet.
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 1:51:39 PM
Don't laugh too hard. You might get pee on your knee.
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 12:39:50 PM
yep. poo happens to the best of us. not good when it does! funny write; thanks for my grins today! LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 10:48:33 AM
Calendula you are just too full of poo funny!
you always brighten the day!;-)poo or no poo
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 9:55:21 AM
i can't resist saying this...poo happens
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 9:49:24 AM
HO HO HO! Good thing you didn't run into a pigeon, too!
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 9:23:11 AM
Nice to see you again!!
Poo on my shoe (Poetry) - 11/12/2004 8:18:14 AM
Good to see you back.....sniff.
close examination (Poetry) - 10/18/2004 5:21:14 PM
Calendua, I have been meaning to tell you that one must be careful to not overwork any portion of the epidermis to avoid callouses. In my case, the posterior gluteus maximus has suffered from overuse due to long hours in a recliner chair and an enlarged thumb from the remote control. Keep writing your imaginative and humorous poems, they are refreshing gems among many pretentiaous maunderings like mine.
close examination (Poetry) - 7/4/2004 8:52:37 AM
This reminds me of "ants in my pants" days... knickers or no knickers! Seems there are just some things we never grow out of... immunity to bug-bites being one of them... and fascination with other people's "bits" another!! Damn frustrating that we can't be the first to investigate our "hidden" parts, though. And I've never been one to believe the mirror, either, and would dearly like to see my own face to check out whether things really ARE that bad!! Alas, some things shall remain a mystery. Like, why bugs in the first place, but don't get Ed K started on that one....!! Bless you. Kate xx
close examination (Poetry) - 6/29/2004 6:06:10 AM
Thank goodness it was only a "bite"! So nice to see you here again! Loved the ending!
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 3:30:33 PM
Very funny and humourous...at the end...Lol
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 2:26:50 PM
Ha! I quite agree, me sweet amusing muse.. the garden is no place for knickers... obviously, you become one with the earth, never feeling the original offending bite! Sigh... beware the 'medicine man' so eager to come to your aid: he has one or two teeth himself, I suspect! (Yikes!) Nevermind this broken arm.. I tend to knock people down, racing to get here when you post.. it is, indeed, a fabulous treat! "lumpless katy" xox. (but it's only June) Grin.
Angelica Rose (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 12:53:14 PM
LOL! This really had me laughing, because I tend to stand on my toes a lot :-)
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 12:18:18 PM
LOL thank you for a big much needed laugh!
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 11:19:49 AM
Hahahahahahahaha...I had the same thing once being pregnant and not able to see down there so very well....and I thought it was a bad thing but turned out to be a damn tick that got hold of me hanging on my "Lip" like a bumblebee...teeeheee!! But Goodness it was itchy for weeks after getting it off me!!
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 8:43:57 AM
This is so good to read and so nice to see you here again....
missed you. Again.
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 7:26:18 AM
As always a funny awakening to my day, thanks Cal...Peace, Ed & Rufuz
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 6:49:12 AM
Good thing you left the cage unlocked…lol!!!… Glad it was only a bug bite. Good write, Poet!!! Thank you for sharing it.
close examination (Poetry) - 6/28/2004 5:42:40 AM
Gardening in no knickers! You are too much, Calendula; and glad to hear it was only a bug bite.
PS If you would let hubby out of his cage more often (saw your note on Ed Matlack's page), I'm sure he would lovingly tend to all your bug bites - knees, elbows, and 'other areas!'
willpower (Poetry) - 6/11/2004 4:09:59 PM
i know the feeling!!! halloween is hell here!!!!!!!!!!!
control control control.........ha......not!
well done! lolol
willpower (Poetry) - 6/10/2004 4:50:41 PM
willpower (Poetry) - 6/9/2004 7:52:53 AM
What the hell,
Eat what you will,
You will die happy and fat,
Your coffin will be double wide,
Kinda like the chocolate ice cream you had on the side,
This was a fun read, Cal, I always enjoy seeing others having problems with a diet, not that I would, LOL! If you believe that i have some choice land in the Everglades for sale, kinda wet, but you could grow mosquitoes there...Peace thru Losing Weight, Ed & Rufuz
willpower (Poetry) - 6/8/2004 8:36:51 AM
This was so cute and funny! Loved this,
willpower (Poetry) - 6/8/2004 4:02:35 AM
Sigh... my dearest, this is one of the "truths" in life, is it not? They call to us.. "hellooooooooo" 'EAT ME.. EAT ME'.. and what are we to do? Remember, too, that "ours" is a 'relative' term and family should share, right? Just ask me, Cal, me gal, and I'll find you a loophole. If all else fails, use my excuse: "not my fault... I was drugged!" Ah, well... you put me on the floor once again, and I am way behind in thanking you for that! God, I love your stuff! (grin) katy xox. p.s. I think they have my 'room' ready... bye for now.
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 7:27:30 PM
Hey Girl! Check out my newsletter series. I'll have you dedicated to your goal, and laughing so hard you'll lose ten calories!
blessin's, (and do pretzels, not twixes!)
remember, this is a lifelong change, and people need support.
enjoyed the read,
cynth'ya lewis reed
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 9:29:31 AM
Hahaha! Excellent,Calendula,I'll smile all day!;-)
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 8:40:00 AM
three hours without a snickers bar?? wow, calendula, i am sure impressed! well done; good luck with your battle with the bulge!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 4:38:18 AM
You mean it lasted that long…lol. I would have ate it before in made it into the frig…lol. Thanks for sharing the light humor, Poet! I enjoyed the read.
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 4:34:35 AM
Three Hours?! Wow! I am impressed. I'm printing this out for my wife; and to think, she was proud at 2.5 hours. Hah!
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 3:27:39 AM
LOL......IF that was a Snickers bar it would have been gone in five seconds...;)
Very cute write.....ty, Dani
willpower (Poetry) - 6/7/2004 1:16:58 AM
I love this CUTE light verse write...
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 6/5/2004 5:11:03 PM
That, my dear, is great plant food. If only you could restrict it to the herbaceous border. Either that or buy a cat. Birds LOVE using cats for target practice. LOL
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/27/2004 11:00:53 AM
A humorous write that tickles the funny bone in a poetic style of greatness!
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/20/2004 7:54:49 AM
birds do it, even educated fleas do it
let's splatter the washing line sheets
with jackson pollock poetry. Nice one brummie
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/18/2004 3:51:38 PM
I KNOW the feeling well, we have the same problem. We feed them all winter long on nuts and seed and fruit and bread, then the go POO POO on my car, great BIG splats, all over the windscreen, roof and hood. One even got me on the head when I was standing in the back yard, pesky little critters - BUT - we still love em! Jackie <> <
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/17/2004 5:57:48 PM
Ah, ya poor thing.. but, maybe this is his highest compliment, telling you that of all the yards or patios he could have chosen, YOU made him giggle the best! (grin) Paint everything white, my darling, even the grass... harmony will once again reign supreme! He's obviously fond of you, as am I..... katy xox. (I suppose this entire comment has been just toooooo cheeky, eh? sigh.. sorry <--- em.. hmmm.. mostly sorry.. I'm giggling). I love your stuff! XOX.
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/17/2004 12:39:08 PM
Ah, Bless! So how many of his family are going to end up in that pie then, Calendula?! 24 I reckon! Neat write and a smile upon my face... and yes, much poo upon my car's windscreen after the overnight roosting! Very Dawn French - just love that woman/vicar!! All things great and small, eh?! Love it! Kate xx
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/17/2004 11:35:50 AM
Funnier'n the time granny, er, well let's not go there. Love it, loves it, loved it. My kind of stuff.
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/17/2004 10:26:06 AM
LOL...oh my word Calendula this is toooooooo funny even though I for some reason think it should not be!
You really had me going another way and then <SPLAT>! ;O)
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/17/2004 8:53:29 AM
Ungrateful Bird!!! Funny write. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it. Keep The Faith.
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/17/2004 7:35:55 AM
Calendula you may have to serve an eviction notice on the blackbird
if he does not straighten up his hand. Maybe he is getting into the wine glass first; then you will have to take the blame. Bill
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 3:54:01 PM
Your humor just shattered the idyllic world you were paintng in my mind.
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 2:42:06 PM
birds gotta go, too...just not all over our stuff...and all over LOL
big time prob here in texas--stupid grackles seem to poo all the time
hope they don't use you as target practice *ewwwww* LOL like they have me LOL
keep writing, keep ranting, and keep laughing
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 2:38:33 PM
Funny write, Calendula! Nice to read you again!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Thanks for the grins; I needed that!
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 1:37:06 PM
Humor is a healer. Thank you for this offeing, Calendula. Love and peace to you. Regis
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 12:44:14 PM
HAHAHA! You always make me laugh! this is
a wonderful poem will make me smile all day.
I love birds;-)!Keep helping them!lol
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 11:00:47 AM
Hey, in some cultures burping after a meal is considered a compliment. So why not poop?
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 7:23:29 AM
Hahaha! Fun read! I like this.
~ May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel ~
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 7:05:35 AM
What we won't allow for the love of animals.....even poooo!!
Love Tis...made me feel right at home!!
Dratt and double Dratt (Poetry) - 5/16/2004 7:05:17 AM
Hey, you are a Good Soul! And Bird Poop is Good Luck! He is being nice to you, without you even realizing it!!
PS My dear wife just had to clean bird poop from her beloved oven. A Momma Starling and her little ones decided to nest in our stove vent!! I told her she was Blessed, too, but she didn't buy it either.
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/15/2004 9:10:11 PM
oh my! cute and funny, Calendula!
Love your name, too, because calendulas were my favorite garden flowers...way back when...glorious colours and such herbal scent.
Thanks for that memory.
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/15/2004 8:09:56 AM
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/15/2004 7:06:26 AM
Come on, now. You have to take a photo of you in this blacky, bluey thing and post it here. Aww, comone. Loved the poem. Yep
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/15/2004 3:06:27 AM
Hehehehehe...geeez I hate hats.....but glad I am not alone in the struggle...Wear a wig/hairpiece.....might help holding the hat "UP"
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/15/2004 1:40:21 AM
This was a very delightful piece to read. So sorry about Your predicament with the Hat. My grandmother used tissue and bobbie pins on the inside of hers, so I can relate to what You are saying. But, in the end she still looked marvelous, as I am sure You will too. Enjoy Your day.
Best Wishes to You and Yours.
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 9:03:26 PM
Calendura, hubby was just being clever. Your predicament is so cute to us males. But just listen to us when we are looking for an item of clothing that we can't find or can't fit into. Then we are winey
babies. It is hard to be sarcastic when it is yourself on the end of the winey situation. Loved you poem. Fell off in the floor. Now I am lying here hollering, "Help me I've fallen and can't get up." Bill
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 6:31:04 PM
Missed you around here this is excellent..
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 12:16:47 PM
What a rotter! You can tell him that yours at least DESERVES some haute couture and not just a plain paper bag! MEN! Sounds like you suffer the same predicament as me, Calendula... and show about the same amount of interest in such things! My little media niece is getting married this August and she's asked me to do a reading...A POEM!! Shock horror! Video's of my own disaster!! I can sympathise wholly with this wonderful heartwarming write, my dear, and it will keep my spirits up as I myself go on the hunt for the "perfect" top-knot!! Bless you, Kate x
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 9:53:57 AM
so cute! and I bet you are, too. :)
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 9:04:17 AM
HA! Calendula.. it is always my great and deepest pleasure to see you post! "blacky, bluey, reddy thing" eh? I haven't seen that shade since my 64 crayon collection.. and the dog ate that! sigh. To picture you in your hat is to shove aside all other thought, thanks! Tell your husband you are quite prepared to cut a hole in that hat... right where your mouth is... so he will not miss a single word!! hehe.. Carry on.. you wonderful thing, you! love, katy xox.
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 8:44:05 AM
a blacky bluey reddy thing
with a bit of dangly lace
I think my wife bought one just like it. I will have to make her wear it, to see if your hubby is correct!
You always make me smile!
My wedding Hat (Poetry) - 5/14/2004 7:40:01 AM
Oh Penny, you make me laugh.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 4/23/2004 7:24:08 AM
Thanks for the laughs LOL. Great write!
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 4/15/2004 11:23:11 AM
You are witty! These are both great fun! Thanks for the smile.
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 4/5/2004 3:30:10 AM
You had me grinning too, it reminded me of my days at RAF Bawdsey in Suffolk, and a little man we called 'Chubby' who used to work in the NAAFI. He would come and chat away to us and we never understood a single word. When he chuckled, we chuckled. Jackie <> <
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 4/5/2004 3:24:20 AM
Limericks are fun, I like them all. Jackie <> <
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/29/2004 1:02:03 PM
I think the second limerick is my favorite. Katy and tools can be a dangerous combination.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/29/2004 10:16:00 AM
Wonderful stuff, Penny! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/29/2004 9:05:22 AM
I love them Penny. You never fail to make me laugh. It's good to see you again.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 2:36:59 PM
Funny - enjoyable - well-penned!
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 1:58:55 PM
hahaha! These are great! Enjoyed the read!
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 11:38:34 AM
Fu-n-n-n-y!!! YOU are the pro at this limerick stuff. And you say you had to look it up. Hah! Love your stuff.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 11:28:29 AM
EXCELLENT take on the challenge...
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 6:57:17 AM
I love it and it is excellent for reply to Katy's Challenge.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 6:15:41 AM
~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 5:56:14 AM
Excellently done! Especially like the first one.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 5:45:32 AM
oooooo... Calendula, me lovely petunia! Above and beyond, I'd say... challenge met and exceeded, yes! (grin) You've tickled me hugely with all these marvelous limerick dittys, you have indeed! Thank you soooo much. You can't imagine how I love 'seeing you around'... OH, my yes! By the way, if you should bump into "Paul" please ask him if he'd knit me some undies.. perhaps that will keep that loony "Fred" outta here! LOL. Be well, katy xox.
Limericks for Katy`s challenge (Poetry) - 3/28/2004 5:24:48 AM
O this is excellent Calendula!!
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/26/2004 9:56:11 PM
Delightfully enjoyable and well-crafted, Calendula! Thank you. Love and peace. Regis
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/26/2004 8:32:47 AM
A delightful tale, Calendula. Enjoyed this very much.
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/26/2004 6:24:47 AM
This is so adorable and delightful...
such a spirit lifting tale to read
early in the morn....I think we all
have our "suffolk" girls and "essex"
girls in our towns....I adore the fact
that he was "just" 73....great writing
You took me on a lovely trip...floria
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 3:36:45 PM
I love this Cher'e, It is so good.
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 3:34:38 PM
Oh, m'god, Calendula, my little petunia! hehe.. I saw your name on the list and nearly broke my poor fingers clicking over here... sure did! Now then, as for george.. the poor thing, awakened in the middle of the night, in the prime of his life, by this brazen hussey! Harrumph... Nobody makes me laugh like you do, and that's just your marvelous comments! LOL... I'm sooooo glad to see you penning and posting your unequaled giggles. I think I can sleep now. katy xox.
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 3:32:55 PM
You nutter, Ms Petal. Giggled, I did. And living in Suffolk, as I do, I can't wait to be 73 (grin)
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 2:03:13 PM
This is adorable! Only seventy three huh? He musta been savin' all his energy! Thanks for the smiles! Lisa
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 10:54:06 AM
Enjoyable Read Calendula!!
Angelica Rose (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 10:33:06 AM
Perhaps she stands on her toes to aleviate back pain. That's one exercise I still use.
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 10:01:47 AM
Wonderful to read !!
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 8:45:33 AM
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 8:28:50 AM
I sure to love that sex. And what's a little violence thrown in?
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 8:19:09 AM
loll [laughing out loud, loudly]
naught like a bit o' english humour in the morning
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 7:52:59 AM
This is wonderful!
I wonder? (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 7:52:49 AM
I bet your hubby smiles all day long. ;)
Poetry at its best....
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 7:41:31 AM
I've said it before......you are a treasure....I swear my face may split from grinning.....lol
Your rhyme is fantastic...you have the beat....that's for sure.
Ty, Dani ;)
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 7:38:12 AM
you're a riot
A tale of sex and violence........oh no hang on, it isnt! (Poetry) - 3/24/2004 7:27:11 AM
Thanks for the mornig laugh.
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/29/2004 7:22:39 PM
and so be it...I play with kids all day!
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/28/2004 11:34:37 AM
What 'Sell By' date? All good stuff improves with age.... Jackie <> <
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/28/2004 7:59:41 AM
Some things are just too good to ever discard, you are one of them Lady.
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 7:08:04 PM
Great introspection and very thought-provoking. Now I am asking the same questions of myself. Thank you for this offering. Love and peace. Regis
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 5:31:23 PM
Ha ha...I loved this, Excellent!
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 5:01:57 PM
boy, have i missed you--
my physical age is 44. my body is convinced it's 84. LOL
cute write about a not so much fun process--aging. *but then again, it sure beats being dead LOL*
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. *love that pic LOL--take THAT, old age LOL*
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 9:21:37 AM
Hiya Penny :)
It's good to see you again. I've been looking forward to reading your next and I'm not disappointed ..am I ever? I'm very nearly umm 52 splutter and definitely in crisis lol
I'm glad your comp troubles are fixed.
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 4:49:50 AM
Lol...O Goodness this is meeee!!
Sweet sixteen in the head but that damn mirror tells another story!!!
Fake Tan (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 3:45:39 AM
Tried it, LOL, and at a time I could tan easier too! Just wanted the head start.......after laughing for a few days.....never again LOL. Great write.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 3:43:12 AM
LOL don't feel to bad Christmas Fairy......I have an angel with a branch up her bum! :-) ......and she is singing......betcha high notes! :-)
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/27/2004 3:41:09 AM
I am going to enjoy reading your humor :-) LOL.
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/26/2004 8:57:54 PM
lol this is excellent.
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/26/2004 8:10:00 PM
Calendula, you are just toooooo funny!;-) you've been missed!very clever...
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/26/2004 6:15:04 PM
Oh this one is so so so good... I think if he is happy dont worry smiles....
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/26/2004 3:56:25 PM
oooooooooo... Calendula.. you're back! and in fine form too! If I pack a lunch, bring a thermos of tea (or maybe a couple of beers) could I please spend an afternoon up there in your marvelous head? please? lol. You just drip delight, you do! This is soooo clever. So cool! hehe... katy xox.
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/26/2004 3:18:01 PM
My 'use by' date passed long ago; but I haven't told the Mrs. I just keep using those kiddy washable tatoos with a date that always expires next month. (I don't think she reads it very closely anyway)
I wonder? (Poetry) - 1/26/2004 2:31:51 PM
Oh Penny...you make me laugh...and what a lucky woamn to have a hubby such as yours. :)
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 1/20/2004 10:26:48 AM
Tha mun 'ave Lancashire blood in thee lass, big knickers are a sign of status oop 'ere in t'norff (like working the press in Prisoner Cell Block H)Actually the saying "all fur coat and no knickers" is misinterpreted in the south. What we actually say is "all fur coat and knee knickers" and any girl weho has been up Pendle hill on a breezy winter day will know why.
I'm trying to get round more now, se you again soon.
Angelica Rose (Poetry) - 1/20/2004 10:21:03 AM
Well I know why coz I'm short in the leg too!
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 1/18/2004 11:05:22 AM
As always, Calendula, I'm now sitting on MY bum, giggling madly. The date of this poem coincides with my getting knocked off the den for technical problems.. but I'm just back and had to check in with you.. Jaysus, you're a pip! LOL. But where have you gone, my dear? We fellow loony tunes have to stick together... hellooooooooo... come back, my hilarious friend so you can knock me off my chair some more. sigh.. I hope all is well... this piece is most delightful! katy xox.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 1/3/2004 3:20:22 AM
Poor little fairy, she needs a makeover, how about fibre optic wings and wand and a long sparkly dress etc., Ours didn't like the tree up her bum either, so now she is on a special stand, beneath the tree!! Jackie <> <
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/27/2003 5:40:10 AM
I have had to wait a second till i stopped laughing...This ttruly brings in a positive christmas spirit..Thank you and hope you have a fine holiday..All the best to you and yours..michael
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 12/18/2003 9:17:54 AM
A nice poem indeed.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/14/2003 3:53:27 PM
Living as I do in the midst of Fairy Land Central here in coastal Southern California, I can truly appreciate the humor while steadfastly keeping my belt double-locked just in case. You are a most precious jewel and as such, brighten the lives of all with whom you communicate. Please don't stop.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/8/2003 4:24:28 PM
C. This is fantastic! I never laughed so hard;-) what a great mind you have;-)!
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/7/2003 2:03:06 PM
Great piece of work.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 4:08:18 PM
You certainly made me laugh heartily. Very well said. A wonderful humorous touch all round, and cute with it.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 12:36:37 PM
Delightfully refreshing. Thank you! Love and peace, Regis.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 11:17:18 AM
Ouch Ouch Ouch, Nice poem, I liked the way it came to a sharp conclusion. All the best Paul
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 9:56:54 AM
Loved it, cleverness!!!
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 9:40:51 AM
Ha! this is great! wonderful.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 9:35:09 AM
i don't think i'd want a christmas tree up MY bum; sounds a mite bit painful! LOL
aDORable write; thanks for sharing!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D LOL
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 8:22:57 AM
LOL!! BOOTAFUL......Gotta luv ya......you always make me grin...I've missed you too! ty, Dani
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 8:09:46 AM
Adorable...O! shit I like the idea of the "love making T-shirt"
I want one for xmas!!
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 6:51:41 AM
"make love, printed on my shirt."--- You busted me up :)
Lovely work. Love your sense of humor.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 6:31:21 AM
Oh Penny, you always make me laugh. Cute write.
Christmas fairy (Poetry) - 12/6/2003 6:20:48 AM
Excellent! I think I know some of those Christmas fairies!
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/21/2003 3:30:23 PM
A delightful read. Thank you. Regis
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/21/2003 4:39:32 AM
I did the parent fishy chat
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 4:50:03 PM
Calendula, yes, I slipped a quaint chuckle as I finished reading. Very good. Lisa
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 2:38:48 PM
This was wonderful, I loved it!
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 1:49:03 PM
lol i am hooked!!!
great great great!!!
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 1:02:26 PM
Lol!! Fun read Calendula!!
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 11:55:04 AM
A funny one!
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 11:39:55 AM
Hahahaha this is fantastic...I enjoyed it so much Calendula...oh I love your name....qute a sense of humor...floria
Could I have done more (Poetry) - 11/20/2003 11:38:28 AM
I have found that long, solitary walks helps immensely. Really.
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 10/25/2003 6:44:23 PM
Calendula you write some hilarious stuff and I always get to laugh out loud!;-) Fantastic poem!Thanks!
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 10/25/2003 7:16:16 AM
:) Creative write...you made me giggle!!
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 10/24/2003 7:46:17 PM
Made me smile. A fun write..
A cute picture......
Have a great night........
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 10/24/2003 1:33:10 PM
One of my girls tied her hair back with the nearest thing to hand...a thong, freshly laundered of course LOL She popped to the local shop, forgetting about it and it loosened and slithered to the floor. Hmmm...
I love this Pen and as always you've made me giggle.
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 10/24/2003 7:43:57 AM
Heh heh heh....so creative...humorous ....absolutely loved reading this....floria
knickers on the line (Poetry) - 10/24/2003 6:19:42 AM
I love this, it gave me such a laugh!!
Someone could have told me (Poetry) - 10/18/2003 12:18:01 PM
Oh my! A 'depettaling' I'm sure you had not in mind. Thank you for the giggle. (one of the reasons I seldom wear dresses **S**)
Someone could have told me (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 7:13:03 PM
Oh Dear! This was so cute, and I think we have all been there a time or two!
When I disappeared (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 5:54:25 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm! I think I'd like to disappear too,
in a gay bar.
Bye for now,
I really dont mind (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 5:53:13 PM
I don't mind either, if I don't say so for myself...
which I do, if you do if we do, boo hoo.
There was a young man from Leeds (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 5:52:10 PM
Of course not!
One musn't be RUDE! It isn't BRITISH!
(This rule does not apply to us North Americans)
Bye for now,
the ME cake (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 5:50:57 PM
Can you make ME a cake?
:) :) :)
The Willy Knot (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 5:50:10 PM
Hey, I just GOTTA try this!
Hah, hah, hah!
Didn't you KNOW, Calendula, that we guys are all SIZE QUEENS?
Bye for now,
my lisp (Poetry) - 10/14/2003 5:49:08 PM
Try this one on for SIZE!
1 smart fellow, he felt smart.
2 smart fellows, they felt smart.
3 smart fellows, they felt smart.
And YOU have a lisp!???
Great and funny verse!
Always have to laugh with you (or is it at you, or at myself?)
Bye for now,
la tomate enraged