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Condolences for Ray's death (Short Story) - 6/3/2009 4:58:44 PM
Hi Ray, It ain't over til the fat lady sings! Thank you for letting us know you are still breathing, albeit by another name?! Love it! In Spirit, Bear

Condolences for Ray's death (Short Story) - 6/3/2009 4:35:08 AM
If ya ain't dead yet...sure yer smell funny, now if ye a Zombie...WELCOME TO THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hor-He

Condolences for Ray's death (Short Story) - 6/2/2009 4:52:37 PM
Oh Darlin the mold was broken the day you were born... THERE IS ONLY "ONE" RAY... As always this leaves me with a huge smile on my face and in my heart Hugs D

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 4/12/2015 4:16:41 AM
cute indeed..Hugss

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/19/2009 9:17:41 PM
I don't recall exactly, but I seem to recall, birds of a feather.....

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/19/2009 2:51:34 PM
Well My Dear Sweet Friend you have done the almost impossible by rendering me speechless. Im afraid the Mouth Title does not apply right now. When I read this last nite it was through many tears. You have so deeply touched my heart. Oh you have many times since we met, but my precious friend this time was different. I can not begin to tell you how much I so enjoy our written quips back and forth and my sweet Buzzard a poet you most certainly are. U Da Man Ray... With us being who we are I know as sure as Im sitting here our Duel will begin again. Its just who we are... I love you my Sweet Buzzard Kisses The Mouth singing off for now... Oh and George.... SHUT UP !!!!! LOL

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/19/2009 2:29:29 PM
Ray, I read this early AM and it has taken me till now to find my words. You and Donna are so very special to my heart. Always have been, always will be. This is beautiful my friend, and touched my heart deeply. I know I have given you a very hard time through this series, but I hope you know it was all in good fun. "Poet? It depends on who you ask." Well I tell you true, you are a poet and a damn good one. I will be looking forward to when you and Donna find your way to another adventure. Hugs, Lesa

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/19/2009 3:55:44 AM
Sucking up the the The-Mouth-Witch ain't gonna do nuthin'good you dumb bird of carrion, she will double cross you before you quack! EDvard, of the two, the intelligent Ole Cuz

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 10:46:16 PM
whatever you write is fine with me,just keep buzzing...

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 9:29:01 PM
Awwww, wnat a fantastic dynamic duo and glad you have stopped by the den to share... Be always safe, Karen

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 6:45:43 PM
You and The Mouth of the South make a formidable poetry dynamic duo, and I am richer for reading it! God bless you both; love this write (and you most of all)! Well done, Buzz! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D X0X0X0X0

Keeper Of The Golden Pen (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 5:50:04 PM
This is the last of The Dueling Poets Series To Friends And Fans I feel that friends like all of you, are good as any gold So I'm sending out many thanks, to all my friends new and old Some of you joined in on the fun, as the year passed us bye To say it didn't pass much too quickly, well that would be a lie Thank you for all your comments and your very kind words As friends I think you are the best, and you're more than I deserve This Is The Great Canadian Buzzard Signing Off For 2009 The Great Canadian Buzzard PS: The Buzzard Will still be here Just not "The Dueling Poets series"

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 11:52:00 AM
Leave it to a Canadian Buzzard to fly north for the winter. Patrick

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 7:10:14 AM
Hi Ray, and I think it depends on where the itch is, too, eh and who's the one gonna scratch? Oh My! Have I said too much? (grin) In Spirit, Bear

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 3:53:13 AM
If I were you, I'd dig in until at least Spring. Old Edvard says he's got a meat grinder waitin for you in Sweden!

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 2:43:42 AM
Say, if I invite that Mouth of yours, will she coming wearing that sexy outfit of hers? I would let her inside by a side entrance (no need to take chances with Zombie Bride and her Mean Whip) whadayasay? in yer benefit I would keep her busy busy busy! EDvard, Lord Nosferatu Incubus (and a hot one!)

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 1:27:30 AM
You are one crrraaaaaaaaazy bird, Buzzard! LOL Where DO you find some of these graphics or come up with such great poetry?? Very well penned/illustrated; bravo! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/18/2009 12:30:23 AM
I think I have some of your feathers free one...

Buzzard He's Stayin Alive (Poetry) - 10/17/2009 4:58:47 PM
It seems you have forgotten one small fact you were in such a big hurry to get away you left something behind... The Gold Pen Ah Duh Now with you tucking tail feathers and running like a vigin out of a whore house and forgetting something more important than just saving ur arse then we would have had a battle, but you didnt so we dont. LOL Sorry Sugar Britches you wont be back cause you know what awaits you and I sure as heck wont be going up north for I smell smoke a bit of a Buzzard trick in store for me by the first of the year (as spoken by ur very own beak) and last time I looked I did not have Stupid tatooed on my forehead... Nice try Buzzard... I would think ur buddy hoodlums would be ready to burn you at the stake for leaving them behind in jail while you make your get away. Oh Buz what an evil web you do weave. LOL Ray this was really cute.Loved it and You Bunches Hugs D

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/16/2009 5:22:14 AM
Join us in Sweden Buzzard but keep that costume on cause I heard some rumors about Bird Barbeque!

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/16/2009 3:14:04 AM
Head for Sweden, and join The Meatballs!!

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/16/2009 2:13:55 AM
Now that lil'brother's up an gone he will cranking that Infernal Road Kill BBQ in no time (he likes everything that pips, quacks, cluck and gobble-gobble, how Buzzards sound?) EDvard, hungry Ole Cuz

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/16/2009 12:37:56 AM
Now mah boy! yah badmouthing like a stoolpigeon to that Judge ain't gonna do anything goody for yer freedom life cos the Eds gonna wring yer neck but good 'til you cough that gold of ours! EDvard, the meanest Cuz yer ever know PS. And is Tiger Lily yer dimwit, not Tager Lile, that one pissed off her but good!!!

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 9:01:40 PM
There is something instinctively wrong with a bird that flys north for the winter. Check your compass. Patrick

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 8:39:19 PM
Well Congratulations! Sorry about your rat. I'm sure 60 minutes will clear me. Patrick

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 8:15:38 PM
I can spare your cold behind some not so well used Depends to help keep it warmer...what a great and nice thing to do for the old fart Edvark...;-) ed

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 8:12:14 PM
Flapping my wings & clucking at the Chick, chick, chicken...ha ha...neat music too, Ed

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 6:51:12 PM
Not a forfeit, just a retreat to regroup By the way getting out of jail is not a defeat I prefer the home turf for a while Have a good one Donna The Buzzard Raising A Little Hell

Raise A Little Hell (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 6:08:34 PM
Have a nice flight... Since you chosen to tuck tail and run and leave the gold pen behind looks like its home and I hear the echo Uncle Uncle Uncle. Thanks for the forfit.... Another great one Ray. Hugs and Love U Bunches D aka The Mouth

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 5:20:59 PM
well i'm glad you were pardoned,and hope you will still come to the party,if you need any help i have a fox that loves buzzards;-) you sure can write notapoet;-) lol

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 2:29:49 PM
ROTFL Ray you whine so well Mr. Buzzard Man!!! What a great plea. You really think The Mouth is going to let you get by with this? Very entertaining but we all know that Florida does not have a Buzzard Board. Singing to the wind my friend? Hugs to you Ray. Lesa

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 2:16:14 PM
Bubba getting a little frisky my friend? ROTFL Better keep your soap on your roap cause me thinks you are going to be there for a while yet. Really great plea my feathered friend and the rewrite great! But I think that as our dear sweet mouth has told you, you best be berry, berry, afraid! Hugs, Lesa

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 2:12:48 PM
Not So Quick You SORRY BAG OF FEATHERS.... There are two sides to this story and I KNOW the Judge will be glad to see me and will hang on every word I tell him.... STAY TUNED ...... Hugs and Love D aka The Mouth

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 10:04:04 AM
Cute write, Buzzard; you rule the AD roost! Well done; love the graphics and music! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 10:02:41 AM
YAY!! The Buzzard flies again!! LOL Delightful write; well done, (((my friend))); love the music! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

The Escape Part Two / The Buzzards Plea (Poetry) - 10/15/2009 7:55:42 AM
Wait A Minute! Are you sayin old Brother Edvard let you out of his old cookin shed because of a little Hanky Panky with your southern jailor? WOW - wait 'til Ma finds out - she was really countin on you, for Halloween Dinner! And just wait 'til the Red Queen of the Night finds out old Brother Edvard was foolin around, right under her nose. YIKES! PS: Now that you've got your pardon, you flyin back to Sweden for the Big Howloween Bash??!! (Word is Edvard's now cookin up a storm!)

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/14/2009 2:02:48 PM
You sorry bag of feathers all I hear is Poor Poor Pitiful me out of you. Ur stir'n a pot Im not sure your gonna like the aroma of. Just remember there are two sides to every story and everybody has heard your Wa Wa I understand Bubba been a bit quiet lately and made a special request for pen a paper to be delivered to yalls cell... Oh my feathered friend be afwaid berry berry afwaid...LOL Ray great write and I compliment you on the lyrics rewrite. Now George what gave you hoodlums the idea that the Buzzard has any gold. Heck he is after my gold pen. Mr. Ed the Buzzard is in the deep deep deep deep deep deep South. and still up to no good... The Boy just dont learn. Way to go Patrick LOL Hugs and Love to you all D aka The Mouth

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/14/2009 12:18:33 PM
Very funny but I hate to burst your bubble. I gave the rat a special "stuffed tomato" last night after he ate a couple of them on my counter Monday night that were destined for my pizza creation. NEVER get in the way of my pizza toppings. Best be negotiating with EDv. Patrick

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/14/2009 3:43:39 AM
You must have a Buzzard Twin - I thought you were now locked up in Edvard's old Swedish Cooking Shed!!?? PS: You best Double that Gold old Edvard wants to get you out of both places!!

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/13/2009 2:55:59 AM
oh sweet buzzard feathers...would you like to retreat to another dungeon? I know a tumultuous place where there are no bars & your feathers might not get too ruffled Or too plucked …. (don't worry about these shackle wristlets I dangle in my hands) With the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies: Sincerely Bound By Incantations, Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

The Escape Part One Of Two (Poetry) - 10/13/2009 1:54:18 AM
Dear Buzzard, better you get hold of that gold you promises brothers ED for springing you out of there, because I have had a wonderful libidinous, unmoral, a Tch Tch night with Thah Mouth (I don't kiss and tell) but I got the keys to your cage, so...start showing our blink blink or that key goes back to the voluptuose broad! EDvard, yer almost Ole Cuz

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 2:36:40 PM
Hysterical graphic, Buzzard; worth the price of admission alone! LOL Funny; you are a fun one, (((my friend)))! And I love the music! Well done; take a bow! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 2:06:58 PM
WELL MY FEATHERED FRIEND I GAVE YOU EVERY CHANCE THERE WAS FOR A FAIR ESCAPE BUT OHHH NOOOO YOU WERE TOO BUSY AND IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO GET LESA A PIC OF YOUR HOTROD... SO YOU ENDED UP WITH A MOTORCYCLE ON ITS LAST CYLINDER... NOT FAIR ???? YOUR POINT IS WHAT?? ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR... YOU TALK ABOUT BREAKING OUT FOR HALLOWEEN... HEY ALL YOUR BUDDIES ARE IN JAIL AND IF GEORGE DOES NOT WATCH IT ITS JUST ONE SHORT KEY STROKE AND HES BEHIND THE BARS INSTEAD OF INFONT OF THEM. JUST ONE THING FOR YOU GEORGE... YOU AND WHOSE ARMY... LOL HEY GF, TIGERLILY, HATED TO PUT YOU WITH THOSE LOW LIFES BUT YOU WENT AGAINST THE WOMENS CODE OF ETHICS WE NEVER SIDE WITH MEN... LOL LOVE YOU ALL AND APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS HUGS KKD AKA THE MOUTH

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 1:37:29 PM
Well our friend just knew that you would get a great big laugh out of this little jewel Donna has given you to chew on for awhile. Now if you would have sent me pictures of your hotrod like I asked for them, you would have maybe had a chance. Well not sure ... Hersh's GN flies. Want to race? Ooops you got to be out of jail to do that. ROTFL Lesa

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 8:42:52 AM
THE GRAPHICS AND PHRASES ARE TERRIFIC! SO FUNNY...ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 3:39:36 AM
Well blow me down …them thar winds from that thar south are cruis’in with mighty fleeted beds of a dayam convoy headin’ to wreck the tracks of some snickered northerner tipped over in his whiskey bottle lookin for a piece of the free pie…I sure as heyal hope he ain’t a smokin sum of that thar ditch weed they call smokey treats round them parts… ....cool graphics!!

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 2:37:54 AM
Cowboy Vampire Edvard??!! Wow - now that might make quite a Western!

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/10/2009 2:31:50 AM
Comin' to think of it...I wouldn't mind spanking that warden's tail! LOL, Now, if the Buzzard would cough out that promised gold we would have taken care of that Infamous Mouth from the South long ago! We still have a Buzzard's reserved Castle room with en-suite bathroom and grill. EDvard, yer Ole Cuz

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/9/2009 9:40:31 PM
Uncle Buzz.. Aw, what a sweet little ring..... a ring around WHAT????

The Not So Great Escape (Poetry) - 10/9/2009 8:42:31 PM
This was toooo damn funny Donna, I just love it Although I'm not looking forward to going back to jail I will have to work on getting back out for the Great Swedish Halloween Party :) And what's up with cowboy Georg, guarding my cell I know he was trying to get away from his old ma This made my week, I don't know if I will ever stop laughing!! Have a great day The Buzzard

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 10/5/2009 12:21:44 PM
I read it and when to my library (what you will expect? no one ever sucks up to me, and even a Buzzard's suck counts) I am honored to have been the object of a tribute (from a Bald Eagle would have been better than a BBQ bird, but what the hell, beggars can't be choosers! LOL) For a man claiming so hard of not being a poet your camouflage is faulty you can't disguise away class, and you have plenty of it. My hat Sir is off. EDvard, yer Ole Cuz

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 10/5/2009 9:17:43 AM
He is a wonderful poet. I think we should give the buzzard a pardon long enough for the Halloween Ball, we'll need scavengers to clean up all the corpses! Love your humor Ray. Always fun to ready your Buzzard poetry.

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/4/2009 12:45:40 PM
Perfectly gorgeous photo to compliment your marvelous poem. Our leaf show is pretty much all year long, varying shade of brown to flame burnt black. Patrick

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 10/4/2009 5:26:29 AM
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tells me I have to be on the look out for Tiger Lily I should question her intentions, after all she is an Ed You can see on this write I don't have eyes in my butt Although it may be an ASS et The Buzzard

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 12:28:29 PM
careful there Buzzard....it is cold here in Indiana & your bare hieny might get chapped in more ways than one...you probably don't know I have 3 boys (English Springer Spaniels) & I have a 7 ft. long leather buggy whip that reaches to crack some arse for obenience training...and maybe just to get this halloween bash rockin too :) (innocent grin)

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 12:23:23 PM
Beautiful Canvas Painted Upon The Arms of Her Forest... Kissed with scarlet hues... Lovely Ray Thank You for sharing your beautiful view Peace & Blessings Vickie

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 8:55:21 AM
Ray, your Canadian Fall reminds us (again) that the best sights in life are in fact free. -gene.

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 8:36:29 AM
Beautiful picture and poem, Ray; marvelous! Well done; bravo! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D Send some of that Canadian cool air to us here in Texas, eh?? I'd love it! :D

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 7:15:48 AM
A marvelous poem and pic, my friend. I think I'll go out walkin with me dogs, and take it all in.

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 7:06:10 AM
You are giving warmth to a cooling off Autumn with a staines glass window quality from the world outside there. Well done!!! Georg

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 6:48:13 AM
Breathtaking sweet man...keep smiling..Hugss

Timeless Joy Of Fall Colors (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 6:44:31 AM
A beautiful and meaningful poem presented perfectly Ray.

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 10/2/2009 3:27:18 AM
Oh my heavens....woww ...your good real good sweet man...sorry I have been so busy with so many sick kids etc. I haven't much time to comment these days ..I certainly hope YOU understand..great writing...keep smiling Hugss...nice ASS...Giggles....

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 8:35:11 PM
Nice wiggle for a buzzard. However an extended exposed moon begs for lunar insertion. Just remember, your roastee is an accomplished sculptor. Patrick

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 4:23:36 PM
What can I say? It put a smile on my dial. Good one! Cheers, Liz

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 3:24:33 PM
Buzzy,i give you credit for trying,and i hope my bro Edvard will too,even though you mooned him, he likes the moon;-) as for my brother pee weeeeeeeeeee,forgive him for calling me trickster, he's just a bit jealous that Ma likes me best,cause i get along with everyone,and have more friends than he does...

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 11:46:41 AM
Laughing too hard to comment, except for: You know he's gonna get you for this. LOL! (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 10:42:25 AM
Delightful write, my feathered friend; always a treasure waiting to be discovered when I read your poetry! Very well penned; bravo! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D And a most worthy tribute to one of my favorites here at the den! (You are quickly beoming one of my favorites, too! :D )

Mr. Georg E. Mateos (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 10:37:19 AM
Ho, Ho, Ho! Couldn't get an invite to his Bloody Howloweeny Bash, so now you try the 'Suck Up' Technique!!! (Although I agree with you, I don't need to suck up, he's my Ed brother!) But I think that Gold you had promised him would work much better. PS: I keep tellin ya to watch out for the Trickster in our family, Tiger Lily Ed - she makes a mean Buzzard Stew!!

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/30/2009 7:48:48 AM
happy dance?...I like the happy dance... moonshine....where is the hidden stock "yo ma" don't know about? :) Happy Dressin & Undressin Vickie

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/28/2009 3:40:15 AM
Ho, Ho! I hear old Brother Edvard likes to play 'dress up' at his summer home - ye best be very careful when round there, you roam! PS: The Moonshine barrel is a decoy - he keeps the good stuff in that summer home basement!

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/28/2009 12:54:25 AM
We ED brother are weaving a nice spider's web to catch dumb birds for the Swedish BBQ, no disguise will help, Jersey Devil Ed has a nose for anything that's air-mail-bounded. A word of caution, don't ever get near that moonshine barrel cos it belongs to Ma and she's riding shotgun on it. We had a hell of a night together The Mouth and I, she's no saying good things 'bout you! EDvard Nosferatu Incubus

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 10:34:22 PM
People are very protective of their "jugs". Patrick

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 9:15:10 PM
i know you're having fun Buzzard, but please be a bit nicer to Gerog, I told him i like you and he should invite you to his party. great fun poem;-) ,tiger lily

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 3:37:12 PM
Oh boy, can't wait until Georg reads this one... Be always safe, Karen

Long Lost Canadian Cousin??? (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 1:41:29 PM
You are a hoot'n'a'holler, you know that, Buzzard?? Too cute; five stars! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 1:21:59 PM
A hoot masterpiece! Great graphics. Have a spookie time!. Patrick

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 10:10:27 AM
Quite the presentation, Ray. Well done! Love and peace, Regis

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 10:09:21 AM
Thank you for sharing your creative spirit, wit, and humor, Ray. Love and peace to you, Regis

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 7:44:31 AM
Ahhh no invite for the Buzzard? Maybe that is because everyone knows he is IN JAIL in the swamps of Florida! LOL Great as always Ray. Lesa

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 6:01:25 AM
I'd best be lookin' out for peerin' buzzard eyes! YIKES! LOL Too cute; well done! (((HUGS))) and much love, you friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 5:59:18 AM
Adorable write; well done, Buzzard! LOVE the music! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 5:57:09 AM
Delightful write, Buzz; well done! Love the graphics and music! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D Regretfully I won't be there; don't do the Hallowe'en thang. Sorry; hope you understand! :)

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 2:37:11 AM
Where the hell do you keep finding these fine pictures of Brother Edvard??!! And I'll be tooting more than my flute at that party if you don't bring that gold. PS: Watch out for Sister Tiger Lily - we call her The Trickster.

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 2:23:57 AM
Looks like I may have to get busted out of the Mouth jail, before I can attend this bash I do love Halloween so, well I guess I'll have to work on it Wheres that Halloween magic when you need it? The Buzzard

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/27/2009 2:06:12 AM
Like The Mouth said my dear dirty bag of feathers: You are heartedly welcome, with the promised gold to the Brothers Ed, no less and wearing that BBQ cologne suggested. We have prepared a good nest of Royal Oak BBQ briquettes for your convenience! EDvard Nosferatu Incubus

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/26/2009 9:59:53 PM
My goodness, you sure are a hoot! This Halloween bash is going to be a whole lot of fun, can hardly wait... Be always safe, Karen

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/26/2009 8:45:37 PM
Mighty fine portrait of Georg, embedded in much amusement! Enjoyed. Patrick

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/26/2009 7:53:17 PM
You crazy Bag of feathers Ur butt is still in jail Just what makes you think I would let you out to go party.... Nope not gonna happen. The only way you will attend this party is to bust out and I really dont think that is even possible.... LMBO Ray I loved this but just remember you are a very fine line away from default. So love reading you for I always leave with such a light heart and a grin like a mule eating briars.... Love Ya My Dear Friend Hugs D

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/26/2009 5:17:05 PM
Ray, Laughing too hard to comment!!!!!!!! Thank you - too funny!!!! How do you do the graphics and music?!?!? (((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *StormSpinner* ROFL!

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/26/2009 5:06:57 PM
Sounds like a bon temps rouler, Ray, but I won't be there. Don't do Hallowe'en; it's just not my thing. Leave the party for those who do celebrate; I'll stay home. :) Love the part about my twin sis; too cute! Well done, Buzzard; bravo!! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

The Mateos Party Band (Poetry) - 9/26/2009 4:27:32 PM
now bro Edvard, when you read this, please put on your happy head and smiling eyes, this is a great pic of you and your powers, and I really do think Buzzard likes you and wants to be friends. I like him a lot,so please give it some thought...your loving sis tiger lily

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/25/2009 4:11:05 PM
oh my buzz i ;ile you a lot,and hope i can get you and edvard to be friends,at his halloween party. i'll try...tiger lily

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/24/2009 11:33:31 PM
No one has ever forgotten a Buzzard lurking around in the sky, you miserable black feathered cheap duster of a bird!!! Yer can come via the big front door and fly directly to your room with BBQ on the door! But that gold up front first and forget the PeeWee maps, they are fakes! EDvard Nosferatu Incubus SWEDEN

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/24/2009 10:10:15 AM
That picture of old Brother Edvard on that gate is the best pic of him I've seen in several centuries - I can't wait to show it to Ma! PS: For some of that gold that you had promised the Ed Brothers (and never delivered), I'll send you a map of the old castle showing all the secret tunnels and entrances. (But I want the gold upfront, this time!) Brother Pee Wee Ed

The Mateos Medieval Castle (Poetry) - 9/24/2009 9:58:56 AM
Ray, You've outdone yourself this time! Great, Buzzard. Hugs, Mary

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/17/2009 1:56:56 PM
Oh my..very cute indeed sweet man..love the picture....keep smiling OK...Hugss

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/17/2009 3:33:59 AM
They sound like marvelous memories, indeed! (And I guessed right, too!)

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/16/2009 8:15:26 PM
I guessed wrong. But you do bring back pleasant memories of trick or treating for beer in my post teen years. It helped that most of the neighbors were willing participants. Great poem and graphics. Patrick

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/16/2009 4:58:29 PM
Ray this is just too cute. So nice the memories we have and have shared about our Dads. George you know good and well that dang Buzzard has more loose screws than there are hours in a day for me to tighten. Besides it appears hes gone into hide'n again... His carcus will rot in jail He couldnt break his way out of a wet paper bag. LOL.... Loved this Ray Hugs and Love D

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/16/2009 7:41:53 AM
Straws? In My rum? You hoping to get pass the bouncers at my Castle's Halloween Ball? I will ask The Mouth to turn the screws on you! EDvard Nosferatu Incubus!!!

Halloween With Dad And Me (Poetry) - 9/16/2009 7:32:17 AM
This is priceless Ray and I really enjoyed it.

The Pirates Cove (Poetry) - 9/7/2009 6:31:42 AM
Intriguing story. "The Pirates Cove" revives the great seas' adventures in poetic expressions of beauty and sound. In appreciation, Dixie Dawn Michelle

The White Knight (Poetry) - 9/7/2009 6:23:46 AM
When man truly understands the supremacy of a woman, and all the gifts of Nature that she represents, and decides to devote his life to her, he will become a king. Lovely lines "The White Knight" sings to dedication and williness to serve the magic of love. In appreciation, Dixie Dawn Michelle

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/3/2009 1:55:27 PM
Buzz you can run but can you hide???

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/2/2009 12:02:11 PM
No need for you to keep your eyes on me Ur the one in chains and custody. Oh you will cry uncle... When ???? Just depends on when you get it thru your featherd head THE PEN IS MINE.... Loved this Ray. I always leave your pages with a smile either on my face and/or in my heart Thank you my special friend. Hugs and Love Mouth

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/2/2009 2:08:29 AM
You must be gettin mighty hungry in that cell by now. Want Mean Tall Woman's recipe for Road Kill??!!

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/1/2009 11:32:18 PM
The Buzzard needs prescription glasses on those empty frame!!!!!!!! EDvard, nasty Cuz

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/1/2009 8:32:43 PM
Ah the golden pen, it's been said that all great things pass. Is it possible you swallowed it?? Golden buzzard poop, now that's an attraction. Patrick

Buzzard Has His Eye On You (Poetry) - 9/1/2009 8:32:16 AM
If the Buzzard has his eye on me, I'm ducking!!!! LOL Too cute, Ray. (((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Canadian Big Birds In The Air (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 5:04:52 PM
Scoopy Doo you like to get in the middle of Convoys? ROTFL I knkow you know what I am talking about here. Great write my friend. Hugs, Lesa

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 5:02:47 PM
Spys eveywhere? Our Dear Sweet Mouth would do such a thing? ROTFL! Really liked this alot Ray but Buzz is in soooooooo much trouble! I don't think the Canuck Newscaster has a clue. Better stay tuned fans, I am sure there will be further reports. LOL Hugs, Lesa

HELLLLLLP!! (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 4:00:12 PM
ROTFL keep hollerin Help and someone might actually try. Loved the Doc graphic. The whole write brought lots of smiles my way and I can see it has many others as well. Hugs, Lesa

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 3:56:11 PM
Ohhhh your reporter friend is so right! Buzzard Day IS comming and it isn't going to be pretty. This was a real hoot! Graphics really cute and your sponsers? Well what can I say? Enjoyed my friend. ROTFL Hugs, Lesa

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 3:51:47 PM
Hi Ray, I am sorry it has taken me so long to drop by and leave my thoughts on this write. BEAUTIFUL! Not a Poet my eye! Hugs, Lesa

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 3:48:23 PM
Nope Ray, not nearly swampy enough! You must be dreaming cause this looks like paradise compared to where you really are a sittin. Open your eyes Buzz cause this is only the beginning. You got bug repelant? No. Ohhhh too bad. I hear tell the insects are as hungry as the gators. ROTFL Really a cute write. Enjoyed much. Hugs, Lesa

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/31/2009 3:36:29 AM
I guess we ain't gettin our gold after all. Gosh Darn It. And you labeled those Ed Birds Wrong. Mr. Ed is also known as Pee Wee; Edvard and Jersey are the Big Bungling Bird Brains!

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 11:52:05 PM
Ku for a Lying Buzzard He cheats and he lies, a double crosser if ever was one, road kill BBQ!!! EDvard, nasty Ole Cuz

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 10:41:21 AM
Buzz..one of my favorite all time songs. Great choice for your graphics and storyline. Buzzard scented gator poop. Now that's just not right. Patrick

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 10:10:34 AM
;-)

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 10:01:21 AM
Looks like my Back Yard Nice wet and swampy Enjoyed your write Ray Peace be with you William

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 9:42:18 AM
GOOD WRITE...THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 9:41:52 AM
LM*O, Ray! LOL This is too funny; ow, my sides! LOLOLOLOLOLOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL

Buzzard, Now Gator Bait (Poetry) - 8/30/2009 9:39:13 AM
Buz I dont think you have the right place No horse would dare go where ur at.... And Yes my tough hide friends always come to my rescue and with inflation being what it is the sure are hungry... Looks like you are gator bait... LOL Sugar this was so cute. Really enjoyed Hugs and Luv Mouth

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/29/2009 1:09:18 PM
Fun stuff. Patrick

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/25/2009 7:34:32 PM
You're fun jokes/humorous they are Sweetie, should be read on radio! YOU really are Creative and Unique! Another great poem! Even if you don't think that is what they are... I don't know what more to say! I love your heart and your writing way! WRITE ON! Blessings and Peace, Warrior Purple_Passions, SHEExooo

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/25/2009 7:29:27 PM
WOW! What a Beautiful and Intense Love Poem! But, it is! and with such expressiveness and flair Ray, a historical tale I enjoyed!! I am overjoyed to read such a presentation! Your style, the Artwork you found/etc... WRITE ON! Blessings and Peace, Warrior Purple_Passions, SHEExooo

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/25/2009 7:24:39 PM
Interesting this is! Got me smiling! Happy Buzzards Day Ray, and to those who Celebrate! Keep it Light.... If I can make it, I will make my famous Chewy Chocolate chip nut Brownies, and have chopped cherries in em'! They are to die for! WRITE ON! Blessings and Peace, Warrior Purple_Passions, SHEExooo

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/24/2009 8:10:21 AM
Well I don't know who started the rumor that the Buzzard is 69 Although I do feel older than that at times :) My Birthday is December 30th 1956 Honest!! I guess the old story is true " If you want something nice said about you, one must start that rumor yourself " LOL The Old Buzzard

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/24/2009 1:45:52 AM
Hear hear PeeWee, and then again...the gansta from lil' Italy don't wanna have nuthin' from that two bit liar that try to con his "friends" The Ole Godfather & Fratellos will bring plenty of firewood to his BBQ! EDvard, no more Ole cuz!

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/23/2009 10:45:45 AM
WELL WRITTEN WITH VERY GOOD PHRASES AND IMAGERY THAT SOLIDLY SUPPORTS YOUR THEME. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/23/2009 7:07:34 AM
Happy Buzzard Day, Ray. Some of your cousins are flyin' 'round outside my apartment, right now - did you send them to spread the news? LOL Well done, my friend. (((HUGS))) and love, Karla. STILL say you are a Poet. =]

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/23/2009 6:32:01 AM
Maybe the recipe for the cake should be sent to the Food Channel, they might do a special segment, eh? Cheers, Dan

Today In The News (Poetry) - 8/23/2009 6:02:49 AM
'No one has heard from the Ed brothers' As usual, the News never reports all the facts. From a very reliable anonymous source: 'The Ed Brothers, having learned that the Old Canadian Buzzard has a fortune in gold stashed away somewhere, are demanding that they receive far more gold than originally agreed upon, to break the old Buzzard out of jail.'

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/23/2009 5:25:54 AM
Quite a sad epic tale. When I saw the title, I first thought you had enlisted a wise old owl to break you out of jail. PS: Edvardo says you're 69, and have lots more gold than you let on!!

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/23/2009 1:16:08 AM
For a non poet you have disguised yourself very good behind an author that has dished a perfect love poetry, But, who's the queen there, the bird or the broad? EDvard

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 8:36:52 PM
Enjoyed very much. Watch out for owl hungry screenplay miscreants. Patrick

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 1:03:21 PM
ALL THE ELEMENTS OF GOOD POETRY ARE CONTAINED IN THIS WELL DONE WORK. ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

HELLLLLLP!! (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 9:42:59 AM
You cry innocent but there is proof of you taking the candy from one of the Musketeers aka Mouth of the South (remember the horrid chocolate farts) and you were caught red handed in the court room with the pen and candy bar. So you best be singing another song my friend... You are sooooo Guilty.... and sooo on my turff... Opps ur Busted... LMAO PS I forgot to thank you for sending the foul to Florida. The state has made it open season on the Canadian Buzzard for humanitarian reason. It will feed all the hungry rednecks and then with the stupid birds thinking they can play chicken with a Mack truck and supplied plenty of road kill as well Hugs and Luv The Mouth

Buzzard Bar B Q (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 9:31:10 AM
Nice to see you have FINALLY decided to join in on the duel... I sure would have hated to win by default. Lets see your retarted Opps a typo its retired and I work all day and you have to scramble with half ass graphics that you find... I make all my own.... Hmmm whats with that crap. No excuses... Let get up to speed here... LMAO Sugar Im just loving this but just quit the innocent act of doing noting wrong. Your a thief in the night and now you choose to send your featherd foul to my beautiful state to feed the hungry rednecks with lots and lots of road kill. Thanks... Hugs The Mouth

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 9:24:08 AM
Oh Darlin Sugar Britches you have no idea of what deep Caca you are in and those who choose to ATTEMPT to free you had best like you a WHOLE lot for they will be in up close quarters with Ya OR maybe not.... Time will tell my Pretty Time Will Tell.... LOL Hugs and Whatever The Mouth

The Owl Queen (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 9:19:02 AM
Ray At Tissue alert would have been nice You have no idea at how deeply this touches the heart of the readers Not a Poet.... BS This is such a beautiful reflection of that awesome heart of yours. OUTSTANDING write my dear friend Hugs and Luv D

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 8:07:57 AM
This is fun stuff. Glad you avoided the gooseberrys. Patrick

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 2:00:37 AM
THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/22/2009 2:00:34 AM
Beware of treacherous friends, family members and landsmen, all are for a buck (or two) and if the Mob enters the stage you wouldn't need BBQ paraphernalia, you will be wearing one! EDvard, the Ole in One

And Now The News Florida State Tightens security (Poetry) - 8/21/2009 1:54:36 PM
you sure know how to entertain us Buzzardo, maybe you should stay in jail!;-) luv ya, tiger lily

Canadian Big Birds In The Air (Poetry) - 8/20/2009 8:14:44 PM
Be careful of all that big bird friendly fire. I hear the grade on their aim doesn't pass. The last thing you want on your burger and beer Is a condiment from a Canadian goose's a**.

Canadian Big Birds In The Air (Poetry) - 8/20/2009 6:46:50 PM
Well Donna at least I got beer and a burger Don't forget I'm innocent, this was a humanitarian flight Sorry if you got caught in the splash, heres a towel LOL The Buzz

Canadian Big Birds In The Air (Poetry) - 8/20/2009 6:34:05 PM
Oh My Dear Sweet Buz I do believe You have threatened me... Oh not a very smart move .... Darlin Ive had two husbands so trust me I know how to handle crap when its dished out...LOL I just wouldnt be talking all that smack if I were you... I think it time to give you a new cell mate Hey Bubba ... Pack ur clothes Ur moving... LMAO... Darlin dont you know you never poker with a woman especially when ur using her deck of cards in her house..... Still Gotta Luv Ya... Needless to say this totally cracked me up ... Hugs and Luv Ya D

Canadian Big Birds In The Air (Poetry) - 8/20/2009 8:01:19 AM
If I didn't knew better I will have said Robin Williams or even Billy Crystal (not Mike Mayer, he even weirder for a Canadian) A little bird told me that the Mouth is expecting and ready to ambush our Tres Amigos, well, maybe she's gonna get a proposition she can't refuse! ! ! EDvard, great mustached Ole Brother

Canadian Big Birds In The Air (Poetry) - 8/20/2009 6:27:33 AM
Too bad he's not still alive...I see the makings of a John Candy movie in the makings. Cheers, Dan

Buzzard Bar B Q (Poetry) - 8/19/2009 8:02:43 PM
Free beer??? Aw man I need a vacation to get to the BBQ! Patrick

Buzzard Bar B Q (Poetry) - 8/19/2009 7:07:03 PM
Well, I would make a donation, but not what Buzzards' eat? As for money, it is mighty scarce these day, even Fort Knox is 1/2 empty... Be always safe, Karen

Buzzard Bar B Q (Poetry) - 8/19/2009 2:26:52 PM
WELL WRITTEN AND I ENJOYED THE HUMOR. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Buzzard Bar B Q (Poetry) - 8/19/2009 6:44:02 AM
All silverware, china (chinette) and beer on ice are free.

Buzzard Bar B Q (Poetry) - 8/19/2009 1:59:32 AM
Hope toothpicks will be available and FREE ! ! ! EDvard, roadkill BBQ hungry Ole Brother

Free The Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/18/2009 8:50:47 PM
Yep. Buzzard's geting married. Buzzard's getting married!

Free The Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/18/2009 2:43:44 PM
Hey, I am waiting for the barbeque... Be always safe, Karen

Free The Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/18/2009 1:36:29 PM
Delightful, Ray; well penned! BRAVO! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Free The Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/18/2009 7:35:13 AM
And here comes Tres Amigos to the "rescue"(?) but after seeing that picture of The Mouth one of the brothers Ed is having wedding thoughts! EDvard, generous Ole Brother

HELLLLLLP!! (Poetry) - 8/17/2009 11:57:56 PM
Well Buzzard, you should have told me I 'd get you out, but I guess you aren't friendly with women..I sure do enjoy your story poems and all the trimmings! Tiger Lily

HELLLLLLP!! (Poetry) - 8/17/2009 5:51:33 AM
If ain't very confused, there was a talk 'bout a ton of gold for that break-out of jail, although looking at yer jailer (yummy!) we should consider other possibilities! EDvard, Casanova Ole Brother

HELLLLLLP!! (Poetry) - 8/16/2009 9:23:01 PM
From what I've noticed, Buzzards do contribute mightily to the cleanup of our local roadsides. Why just a week ago I had to brake suddenly to avoid splattering one of your cousins who was having a fine lunch of armadillo pancake. Now I recognize that being behind bars presents culinary challenges but that rat ought to be looking pretty good about now, though I'm guessing the mouth from the south frowns on rat breath. Mints anyone?? Patrick

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/15/2009 6:23:25 PM
Ray, We'll have to band together and slip the key into some bird seed. Gotta get out someway!:) Blessings & Peace, ~Linda

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/15/2009 12:36:33 PM
I suggest aisle 10 at hamilton house, hack sawblades. Patrick

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/15/2009 9:10:02 AM
Oh my Dear Buz Seems like Ur outlaw Buds are planning a jail bust. Looks like you will have to be moved to a bigger cell to accomadate your surprise visitors. Hey hope they know the say'n here in the deep south Come to Florida on vacation Leave on Probation. They will have to bust you out for as I explained Ur a foriegner and not Mexican so you have no rights here. Oh Well my Buz Looks like we're just gonna have to keep moving you from Jail to Jail to elude ur Buds. Speaking of Buds I hear Bubba looking for ya... Keep ur back to the wall my friend LMAO.... This was wonderful as always My friend... Hugs and Love U Bunches D

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/15/2009 5:52:01 AM
Buzzard you should know better than to post this in Dixie!!

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/15/2009 4:29:54 AM
Start gettin that gold ready; looks like old Brother Edvard wants to help ya, but we gotta wait until Jersey Devil Ed is much better, he's gotta fly us all out of there! Pee Wee Ed

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/14/2009 11:50:59 PM
The ED's brothers have at the moment a lot on their plate with one of their members erratically flying with a busted engine, a burning tail and people thinking we write just the same crap...all the time! We like buzzards, we love buzzards, we adore buzzards spiced and lying on lil'brother Jersey's Road-Kill-BBQ. As for the Mouth...maybe a french kiss will do for that witch. EDvard, southern Ole Cousin

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/14/2009 9:20:41 PM
Awwww, you mean he has not busted out yet? Be always safe, Karen

Help The Buzzard or The Mouth of The South (Poetry) - 8/14/2009 7:25:46 AM
GOOD PRESENTATION...THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/14/2009 6:24:35 AM
Oh my..you are so funny...LOL...leaving for a couple of weeks on medical business...stay safe and well..OK...Hugsss

The Begging Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 8:12:01 PM
I'm thinking failure is the only option, and I think the Buzzard likes it. Just a guess. However I'm with DJ, for the proper beer, miracles can happen. patrick

The Begging Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 7:29:07 PM
My Sweet Buzz Nice try Darlin, but they ALL have to get by me to git ur carcus out... And my Sugar Britches the price is steep... It's Kinda Like a GOTCHA !!! LMAO... Lets see You have 1 count of peti theft (my candy bar) Multiple counts of attempted grand theft ( the prized gold pen) 1 count of escape Multiple counts of slander and whine'n Soliciting for assistance in a second esape. Oh my Sweet what a deep hole you dig. This serves as a summons to Court Date ???? Soon bery bery soon. Ray I loved this.. You never cease to make me smile... Thank you Hugs and Luv The Mouth aka D

The Begging Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 7:25:47 AM
Hear hear hear brother PeeWee, if ya needs to scram from that funny house your "kind" of people calls for jail we will break you out of there for tingling gold gold gold! PS. don't try no tricks with us now that our brother Jersey Ed is out, cause he's a maverick with road kill BBQ. EDvard, Ole Warden

The Begging Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 7:20:00 AM
LOL Too funny, Ray; you are hilarious! Well done; bravo!

The Begging Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 6:44:18 AM
I'm not greedy, my price for your freedom is a lifetime supply of La Batt's the best beer I ever drunk..... Cheers, Dan

The Begging Buzzard (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 6:06:11 AM
The old Ed Brother Gang has broken many a buzzard out of jail; but it'll cost ya. And we don't want any of that Canuck funny money; these days, we prefer Gold!

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/13/2009 5:56:51 AM
I'm beginning to think no one can keep a buzzard down for long!

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/12/2009 8:55:38 PM
Hmmmm. I'm thinking you like the torture....and I'm definitely in agreement with ET. Patrick

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/12/2009 8:29:38 PM
Even if you get skunked you win. That's why I like fishin' Patrick

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/12/2009 7:34:15 PM
Uh-oh! Now you've gone and done it!! Shouldn't have gotten caught, because now you are really gonna get it... Be always safe, Karen

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/12/2009 4:00:49 PM
Buzzard you are hilarious,and I hope you get out of the mouth real soon, but leave her a little bone to choke on first;-)

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/12/2009 6:12:43 AM
The etiquette requires to serve buzzard with walnuts-filling or sweet diced potatoes in mustard gravy? EDvard, southern cousin

Time For A Fly By (Poetry) - 8/12/2009 5:59:13 AM
Canadian Buzzards should know better than to fly south. But according to Bear Paw's Blog, you were kicked out of a Canadian forest, for fartin while flyin. PS I hope that southern prison serves Road Kill!

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/10/2009 9:08:20 PM
Oh boy this is such a beauty! Hope you are enjoying the fishing. Ah, out in nature, where I love to be most of all.... Be always safe, Karen

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/10/2009 10:38:09 AM
Ray, Enjoyed this poem and the graphics! I love fishing too, have ponds all around my home. Peace and blessings, ~Linda

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/10/2009 8:44:08 AM
Hi Ray, This is great! Hope you catch some good eatin' ones. I always catch the throw backs... Enjoy... In Spirit, Bear

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/10/2009 8:00:25 AM
Last time I went fishing I got a right rubber boot, never fished the left one, though. Now ain't walking just jumpin'around! Georg

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/10/2009 7:29:14 AM
I love that song, but: Very sadly, one of the very reasons My first marriage, it died in a bog; She took me, for about everything I had, Except my trusty fishin gear, and my dog! Good Luck!

Gone Fishing (Poetry) - 8/10/2009 7:27:18 AM
Let's have a fish fry... Cheers, Dan

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/3/2009 8:04:55 PM
:) Great advice :) Puts a smile on the face and some gas somewhere else to get oneself going to live each day to its fullest, no matter what anyone else says.

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/3/2009 7:11:10 PM
Excellent advice. I try to keep my nose clean but I often run out of kleenex. Shirt sleeve still works though. Patrick

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/3/2009 10:47:08 AM
Ray I love this poem. Thank you for sharing its wisdom.

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/2/2009 9:47:16 AM
So live and let live, wave your hand goodbye Take a look at yourself, don't worry about the other guy Good advice throughout this poem. Thank you for sharing it, Ray. Love and peace, Regis

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/2/2009 1:23:58 AM
Live and let live, and then watch for Goldfinger! greeting the ones looking at you sideways with your loyal Walther PPK, yes, it takes all kinds. This writes of yours are deeper than General Motor's pockets. Georg

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/1/2009 2:36:41 PM
Well Sugar Britches you sure said a mouth full on this one. Some could really stand to read this. Great write on a necessary subject Hugs and Luv D

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/1/2009 1:10:33 PM
Hi Ray, I just want to say THANK YOU, for this was a much needed read for me. A very timely write, and "for sheezy on that shiznit"! No more honest and inspiring words could I have read today. Thank you... and stay strong... In Spirit, Bear

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/1/2009 10:54:41 AM
An excellent poem with wisdom message! I like!;-) ...ET

It Takes All Kinds (Poetry) - 8/1/2009 7:29:49 AM
DITTO...I totally agree sweet man..Live is to Love.. I have those words on a necklace.. my mom gave me when I first started med. school...Sighhhhh...Hugsss,much happiness to you always....

Heads Will Roll (Poetry) - 7/27/2009 7:35:29 PM
Okay! Okay! You have me laughing while I am trying to eat my ice cream. Geezzzzzz Be always safe, Karen

Heads Will Roll (Poetry) - 7/27/2009 7:38:40 AM
Oh poor buzzard you are as good as a dead varmint now!!

Heads Will Roll (Poetry) - 7/27/2009 4:39:46 AM
Keep hiding, and stay off that phone - they are all traceable, today.

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