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Recent Reviews for Bob Holt
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A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity (Book) - 4/29/2006 11:46:32 AM
Stupid people get on my nerves. Gotta get your book. I know that it'll make me laugh and I'll relate to the situations involving the stupids.
Peace, Love & R&R,
Janny xoxoxo
A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity (Book) - 12/15/2005 6:00:42 PM
Hey man, sorry about the turn signal thing. Thankfully I live in the south where it seems to be a 'sin' to cuss out a stupid woman, even when she can't drive. Besides, when you're driving up a mountain most of the way they know you can't possibly be serious about turning left off that cliff, right? (Also, if my lips are moving, I'm talking along with my Beginner Spanish tape, though I haven't mastered English yet)...
A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity (Book) - 8/30/2005 11:03:51 AM
I hope you have a chapter dedicated to clerks who can't make change without a register to guide them.
A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity (Book) - 8/25/2005 1:07:03 PM
Bob,
Congrats! So where do we pick up the *signed* copy?
Cynthia
A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity (Book) - 8/25/2005 11:59:50 AM
Simply because nobody will disagrees with you doesn't mean you're brilliant...maybe you are the boss...so I will agree with Ed and say this I have to read too...teehee!!
Love Tinka
A Field Guide to Homeland Stupidity (Book) - 8/25/2005 8:42:25 AM
Bob, congrats on your book, this I HAVE to read as I did not pass that stupidity test, showing me that I more stupid than I had previously thought...good luck with this book...Ed (by the way how does one make signals turn?)
Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre (Book) - 4/17/2005 12:17:49 PM
Funny and Insightful. Great Write!
I wish your book much success,
Victoria
Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre (Book) - 9/17/2004 4:42:53 PM
I couldn't get up in the AM without this, it's become my new drug. Laughter, thanks so much Bob. I'd reccomend this book to all who can read and to those who can't, buy it anyway and get someone to read it to you. So damn funny.
JC xoxoxo
Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre (Book) - 8/23/2004 7:37:54 PM
Reading Bob's hilarious rants made me wonder where I had put my protective headgear and tranquilizer gun. This is one funny man who should be taken very seriously. Bob's a credit to New Jersey.
Views From the Cheap Seats: Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre (Book) - 2/21/2004 2:58:18 PM
Awwwwww lol at Dave Barry!!
At leat one place where I can say thanks for your support!!
love Tinka
I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus (Article) - 9/7/2008 11:29:16 AM
This is hilarious, Bob! Since we seem to share the same biting and sinister sense of humor, you might enjoy my story "Rudolph and The Shrink".
I am looking forward to reading more from you!
Best,
Julie
Greeting Cards For All Occasions (Article) - 2/15/2008 5:28:55 PM
BAhahaha! What a funny and fun story! Bob, this reads like an Andy Rooney diatribe. Fantastic!
Julie
Greeting Cards For All Occasions (Article) - 12/23/2006 9:49:27 PM
Hi Bob--those secret lovers collection of cards sure do have the right words to say for any occasion that might arise, so to speak..have a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year..am guilty of dropping by and checking out what you have to say and not leaving a comment..promise to do better in 2007..especially since I am one of your trackers..
I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus (Article) - 12/13/2006 4:05:53 PM
I really enjoyed this article, Bob...you do great posts..I always check out works since I am one of your trackers..
(aka Grandma Baba)
Let's Reckon Who's Truly Non-Essential (Article) - 11/28/2006 5:38:28 PM
very well put, a well written piece that evokes some real thought
Shocking News About Coffee (Article) - 11/28/2006 5:36:00 PM
i love the article-as i sit here, coffee in hand
Answering Butterball Hotline Questions (Article) - 11/26/2006 11:00:19 AM
Had me laughing all over my morning coffee. Funny read, love it! Happy Holidays! Cannot wait to see what you do for Christmas.
Joyce
Origin of the Attack Ad (Article) - 11/6/2006 8:21:03 PM
Well, you may not approve, but I do, most strenuously, though far be it from me to try to make you change your mind in anyway...Ed
Origin of the Attack Ad (Article) - 11/6/2006 9:11:39 AM
Lol...what ever you have to say always makes me giggle!!
Love Tinka
Origin of the Attack Ad (Article) - 11/5/2006 8:34:54 PM
Hi Bob,
What would humorists do without politicians? Might give Leno and Elaine another *opportunity* in their down time. Too funny!
Cynthia
Defeating Our Oil Demon (Article) - 10/10/2006 11:19:05 PM
We've been in an oil crisis for 50 years and still a solution is non-existant. And I think you are right on about the day after election.
But for your silly side, have you thought of a bicycle. ROFL.
Love it! Now...where are those meetings?
Elizabeth
Defeating Our Oil Demon (Article) - 10/10/2006 8:57:36 PM
So that was YOU in that freaking big assed Tahoe trying to run me off the road several years ago...Now I got me a Jeep and I can run honda's off the road with the best of em'...
I hope you are wrong this time, with regards the day after elections, but what the hell, at least we had some time with under $2.00 a gallon prices again, not that I ever thought we would see a price like that agin...I drive a company car, they pay for gas and such, while my Jeep just gathers dust for my day off drives...good one as always...Ed & Rufuz
Defeating Our Oil Demon (Article) - 10/10/2006 11:31:07 AM
Thanks for sharing your silly side yet again...you just made me feel BAD about a trip I need to take......yikes!!
GOT NO MONEY TO TRAVEL BUT NEED TO SUPPORT THE FAMILY....got to go to a funeral....grrrrrr!!
Love Tinka
Defeating Our Oil Demon (Article) - 10/9/2006 9:47:39 AM
LOL, being one who walks, living close to work, I have had the opportunity to view this problem from a different angle. While most are spending large amounts of money on gas, I smile with my latest purchase as I walk or take the bus...............and yet I am in the middle of plans to buy a car. I use to be an oil addict......but like any recovery program it is a lifetime commitment! ;-) It is possible I need to be dragged in for a meeting.........
Loved the humor in this write!
After the Fall (Article) - 9/4/2006 12:46:29 PM
Wonderful article Bob!!
Yes I am one of those who cannot attend this event...but know in spirit I am!!
Love Tinka
After the Fall (Article) - 9/4/2006 9:47:50 AM
Excellent idea! This is the true spirit of both of our countries and why our freedom continues.........and always will.
After the Fall (Article) - 9/4/2006 7:13:48 AM
Excellent idea, and an excellent cause, Bob. Hopefully, if your event in New Jersey is successful, it might even spread to other states.
After the Fall (Article) - 9/3/2006 7:15:33 PM
Working that night from about 5 till midnight, if it weren't for that I would have to go...if a donation of some sort would suffice let me know where to send it...or to the site above I can send it...Ed & Rufuz
Let's Reckon Who's Truly Non-Essential (Article) - 7/28/2006 9:55:28 AM
Enjoyed this very well penned article. You are probably very right about the conclusion who is essential and who is not!
Love and Peace, B&R
Vacations: Not Always Kodak Moments (Article) - 7/24/2006 9:11:49 PM
Ah vacation time....can hardly wait to get back to work for some rest! :-) I think I'll try some of those chocolate treats :-)
Let's Reckon Who's Truly Non-Essential (Article) - 7/24/2006 9:03:31 PM
We could live without a politcian, but we know we could not live without humor ;-) Love the way your mind works :-)
Let's Reckon Who's Truly Non-Essential (Article) - 7/23/2006 8:37:17 PM
Maybe a humorist, freelance writer and forklift operator from Mantua would be considered essential as I know for sure Corzine should have been considered non-essential...ed & Rufuz
Vacations: Not Always Kodak Moments (Article) - 7/3/2006 12:38:20 PM
You know, we might just stay home... loved this article!
B&R
Financial Security After Graduation (Article) - 7/1/2006 10:19:50 AM
Thanks for the giggles...I am the "minister of finance and home affairs" here..now I know why I am in trouble AGAIN.....lol!!
Love Tinka
Vacations: Not Always Kodak Moments (Article) - 7/1/2006 10:07:50 AM
What a ball of a write....thanks for the free vacation tonight Bob!!
HAVE to see all this for real!!
Love Tinka
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 11/22/2006 6:49:58 PM
A great update of an old favorite. You've really livened it up. Thank you, DL Mullan
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 10/14/2006 8:32:58 PM
Your "twas" still IS tres funny. Ear-to-ear smile, Jerelyn
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 11/18/2005 8:27:22 PM
Funny and devilishly clever. Seldom have I seen rhyme used to
such good effect. L o v e i t !!! 'Pea' <3
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 7/7/2005 2:19:44 PM
Oh, I love to laugh and you keep me rolling. I need for you to do another bathroom book for me. ;) OOO, hurry, I'll be in the hospital for 10 days and I can take it there. hee hee. I want a lap-top b4 I go but I doubt that I'll be able to afford one. Too many meds, Dr's, co-pays yada-yada. ;) I could just print out some stuff and take Cheap-Seats with me. Love ya Bob!!!
Love, Janny xoxoxo
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 4/17/2005 12:15:43 PM
Very Entertaing Write! Thanks for sharing it. I really enjoyed this.
Happy Writing,
Victoria
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 3/26/2005 7:42:11 AM
enjoyed the read
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/30/2004 2:54:34 PM
I love your humour, I know who's den to visit when I need a pick me up! ~Z~
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/18/2004 5:54:53 PM
This is a BIG TIME ROTHFLOL. MUCH MUCH THANKS!
Merriest Christmas and Blessed years,
Tracey
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/18/2004 11:16:17 AM
Thanks for the humor, Bob. It's a timely gift. Love and peace to you. Regis
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/15/2004 1:13:45 PM
I ENJOYED THIS...whoops sorry cap lock was on...anyway this was fun
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/13/2004 8:10:20 PM
Wife swap--the home version? I thought they had that out this year already...? I remember a time when I only wanted my "two-fwont teeth" for Christmas...now all I want is world peace and maybe temps in the 70s year around...god I am getting old...Happy Holidays, Bob... Ed & Rufuz
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/13/2004 1:18:01 PM
Bob,
You are a poet! This is hilarious. Ms. Claus on Springer - priceless.
Happy holidays,
Cynthia
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/13/2004 8:52:42 AM
Oh my, there goes my Christmas spirit! Thanks for taking the pain out of Christmas!
Deb
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/13/2004 7:57:18 AM
This was delivered with your wonderful sense of humor Bob; from title right to the last stanza. It is pretty crazy out there. What is even crazier though is how our economy is so dependent on Christmas buying. ~ Sara
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/13/2004 12:11:05 AM
:-)
Thanks for sharing!
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/12/2004 10:20:45 PM
A fantastic christmas saga, full of humor a pleasure to read!
Thanks for sharing!
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/12/2004 10:20:04 PM
Thanks for this delightful offering!!
Love Tinka
Deck the Malls (Christmas 2004) (Poetry) - 12/12/2004 8:07:14 PM
LOL Thanks for the Christmas giggles :-)
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