Recent Reviews for Lisa Barker
Reunion Finale (Short Story) - 7/11/2007 2:25:44 PM|
Don't think I could handle a high school reunion. This story was entertaining, held my interest and was a good length. Very well written and presented, nice job!
Three Going In Thirteen (Short Story) - 4/11/2007 4:22:51 AM
Delightful story; well done, Lisa!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Momís Time-out Is Too Nerve Wracking (Short Story) - 4/5/2007 5:23:27 AM
This is too funny! Thanks for sharing this one; very well done! :D LOL
Do You Hear What I Hear? (Short Story) - 4/4/2007 5:57:27 PM
Lisa, this article is delightful because it is SO true! As a mom, I can sure relate. Funny, when my son was little, he used to embarrass me publicly with the things he said. Now that he is fourteen, he lives in fear that I will embarrass him in public. But at that age, sometimes all it takes is just my being there...
Do You Hear What I Hear? (Short Story) - 4/4/2007 4:16:18 PM
The Circles of Hell (Short Story) - 3/20/2007 9:35:36 AM
Excellent piece of work!
The Circles of Hell (Short Story) - 3/20/2007 9:25:39 AM
Funny write; thoroughly enjoyed! Thanks for sharing; well done! :)
Three Going In Thirteen (Short Story) - 3/9/2007 5:31:00 PM
Wonderful article, and so delightfully true! My three-year-old is now thirteen, but this sure did bring back memories. Thanks for the smiles!
Parental Superpowers (Short Story) - 2/20/2007 8:28:26 AM
Cute write; very well done! :)
The Diet Police Are Everywhere (Short Story) - 1/4/2007 4:51:28 PM
Whence 65% Of USA Population Is FAT-OVERWEIGHT...Hey People Are More Than Lazy...
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Stressmas (Short Story) - 12/22/2006 6:17:16 PM
LOL...:) :):) And she still has time to jamb on the computer, God loves ya kid; for a minute there I thought you were talking about my house!
Updating The Parental Curse (Short Story) - 11/30/2006 4:00:15 PM
Whence We're Kids You Were To Be Seen & Not Heard...
Todays Kids Are To Be Heard & Not Seen,i.e. Until Due Drugs, Crime End Up Jail,Parents Now Become Self Glorified Martyrs...
Credit For Great Write...
Time Makes You Bolder (Short Story) - 11/25/2006 8:45:30 PM
I had a similar experience with a shoulder pad that had apparently come loose in the wash. Somewhere in the dryer the bit of velcro on the shoulder pad had re-stuck itself to the inside of a pair of sweat pants...which I grabbed the following morning to make a quick jog to the corner store. I was halfway there before I realized that there was an inappropriate lump in my drawers. So, you'll understand why I laughed out loud when I read your story. I think these types of experiences build character, don't you? Getting older teaches us how to NOT sweat the small stuff and finally be exactly who we are, no apologies. The kids can just learn to deal with it...after all, in us they can get a glimpse of their own future selves. :o)
Lazy, Thy Name Is Housewife (Short Story) - 11/4/2006 7:53:23 AM
Insurance Ensures an Migraine (Short Story) - 9/8/2006 1:33:02 AM
loved this one!!!!
Cats Provide Cheap Entertainment (Short Story) - 8/11/2006 8:30:37 AM
Mommisms (Short Story) - 7/28/2006 9:01:34 AM
Ah, the memories. Thanks for sharing! Very well done! :)
What Happens At Chuck E. Cheese Stays There (Short Story) - 7/23/2006 3:19:43 AM
Lol ... I had forgotten how funny you are, Lisa! Delightful tale.
What Happens At Chuck E. Cheese Stays There (Short Story) - 7/21/2006 8:48:38 AM
Building Moral Character Is Nothing To Sniff At (Short Story) - 7/16/2006 1:39:42 AM
Lol. My kid brother used to do that too! Interesting, he is now a successful lawyer. Don't ask! Lol.
Getting Kids Ready For School In The Morning Is For The Birds (Short Story) - 7/16/2006 1:24:19 AM
Lol. Thanks for the warning, Lisa. In my biological clock ever starts ticking, I'll bash it with a bat. Lol. But then again there are more joys and curses with these little bundles of love and laughter. Delightful story, Lisa.
Godís Sense of Humor (Short Story) - 7/15/2006 7:00:06 AM
Haa haaa haaa .. I can't stop laughing, Lisa! Please do write more about your delightful kids. LMAO!!! Haaa haaaa ... This is a great story!
The Great And Naked Houdini & His Assistant (Short Story) - 6/29/2006 1:59:33 PM
Very Cute. :-) thanks for sharing! April
Getting Kids Ready For School In The Morning Is For The Birds (Short Story) - 6/13/2006 2:05:45 AM
Lolol. I can certainly relate to that. A few years ago with 3 kids in tow a faceful of pudding at unearthly hours of the morning was almost a norm.
Enjoyed this as much as your other writes. :-) shoma
Building Moral Character Is Nothing To Sniff At (Short Story) - 6/13/2006 1:46:52 AM
Laughed and laughed as i read this. My kids never did anything like this, but there were other stuff. Great write. :-)
No Privacy For Mom (Article) - 7/11/2007 9:44:33 PM
I chuckled when you brought back memories of my own family. "...The darn things kids always say" I thought. Don't let the busy times burn out your inner fire. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit no matter what age they may be.
Homemaking Hijinks (Article) - 4/24/2007 8:56:21 PM
I did...it works! Scared the dog, too!
Lisa, your humour is so much like mine, I feel bonded to you already.
Now, go comb your hair. Bedhead at 4:00 p.m. is not attractive.
Updating The Parental Curse (Article) - 12/5/2006 3:07:05 PM
Really Only Aproach Me Being Abused Child I Take Is:
My Son Little Bastard Is Mommas Boy,i.e. I Dis-Owned Him...Stay With Momma-In End Truth Alawys Is Shown To You All In Living Color!
I Like Your Write...
Thanksgiving In The Buff (Article) - 11/22/2006 8:19:13 PM
What fun you and your family must have!
A great article...have a great Thanksgiving...buck naked.
Maybe Pets Are Like Kids After All (Article) - 10/28/2006 5:44:41 AM
Animals ARE someone's kids. And we should let them live with their own natural families.
Maybe Pets Are Like Kids After All (Article) - 10/27/2006 2:31:44 AM
The Stages of Parenting (Article) - 10/8/2006 5:54:55 PM
Absolutely love it! Now I know why I was never a parent. I spent my professional life trying to straighten out other people's kids.
Youth Is But A Memory For This Mom (Article) - 8/22/2006 5:23:39 PM
I love amusement parks.
Enjoyed your article very much. It brought back memories.
Planning to stay home with the kids? Get fit! (Article) - 8/3/2006 5:19:04 PM
1st Words Of Strict DO NOT DO THIS THAT Run Down Street,i.e. Doesn't Work (God) Give Us Rear Ends Be Paddled!
Being Survivor Abused Child Rear End Didn't Hurt-Getten Punched In Face Did...
What Happens At Chuck E. Cheese Stays There (Article) - 7/27/2006 3:12:36 PM
Your writing reminds me of Erma Bombeck.
The Purr-fect Weight-loss Plan (Article) - 6/13/2006 1:58:46 AM
Hilarious.... but sewwiously, do yu think cat food will work? I desperately need some then or perhaps the exercise. ;-) shoma
The Purr-fect Weight-loss Plan (Article) - 6/12/2006 3:03:43 AM
The Purr-fect Weight-loss Plan (Article) - 6/8/2006 9:29:14 PM
Very funny! Think I'll go steal some catnip...