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I Got Stinky Feet (Book) - 1/8/2008 9:04:11 PM
well i was actually flipping through the book and on the first page i almost dropped the book freaking out because i saw my uncle dave's name. and after talking with my grandma about it she told me that this book was given to my grandpa by my uncle and it was based on a trip that you and my uncle took across country and i just had to have it. it is just so cool!!!

I Got Stinky Feet (Book) - 7/17/2004 9:39:46 AM
Dennis, Great reviews. I got motorcycle butt and stinky feet just reading the excellent comments. Did I mentioned I'm also very cold, dead of winter and all? Terrific concept for what sounds like a wild ride. Cynthia

A Bus Driver From Hell (Short Story) - 11/19/2007 1:44:52 PM
Whoa! I think I've been on this bus! Funny and vibrantly alive. Great stuff, Dennis.

Carrots Have Feelings Too (Article) - 7/13/2009 9:48:27 PM
This argument so illogical. I just want to ask this first: Do you eat salad/vegetables with your steak? Animals/cattle eat plants and are fed all other plantation, to survive everyday. The more meat people eat - the more animals are bred to be eaten. The more animals bred to be eaten - the more plants are fed to the animals to fatten them up. So much of the plantation is going to be fed to the meat YOU are eating. So your argument doesnt work. It has also been discovered that cows have been fed meat in their diet as it has been mixed in with their food. Hardly a nice way to feed a cow when a cow is naturally a 'vegan' and not a meat eater. "All parts of cattle are rendered and fed to pigs and poultry, which are rendered and all parts are fed back to themselves and to cattle. This feeding loop can spread and amplify mad cow disease." "The formula that is fed to calves looks nothing like mother's milk. It's brown and is derived from cattle blood." -http://www.soundvision.com/info/halalhealthy/cowfeed.asp That seems quite cruel to me - and disgusting. Also lets consider the hormones, steroids and everything else that has been pumped into their systems. Hmm, does that not seem cruel to you? Lets not forget how unhealthy it is for the human body? Also would you prefer animals be slaughtered (and a lot of the time it's not in a humane way either, I may add). To be honest, that is far worse than what vegetarians do. "Carrots" do not have nervous systems as animals do and do not feel pain - so your statement is a ridiculous one. Also, do meat eaters not eat the same plantations too? Lettuce, wheat, tomatos? Wake up! If you eat salad and vegetables, then you are a murderer too - yet you also murder animals at the same time. So once again your argument is flawed and illogical as meat eaters eat vegies too - the same ones vegans and vegetarians eat. I think you really need to read up on the USDA, FDA, EPA and other companies and have a look into slaughter houses and look at what these people REALLY do. I found other faults in your arguement - and all I can suggest is doing a little more research before making your judgements and try not to see it all one sided. Sources: -http://www.vegetarianaction.org.au/Living/MythBusters.htm, 2008 [Accessed July 14 2009) -http://www.soundvision.com/info/halalhealthy/cowfeed.asp, 2009 [Accessed July 14 2009] -Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin, Skinny Bitch, 2005, Running press Book Publishers, Philadelphia, Pensylvania.

Catholic Leadership Hypocrisy (Article) - 2/21/2009 5:51:05 PM
Excellent and heartfelt article, Dennis. Let the truth be known.

Freedom to Fart! (Article) - 11/21/2008 9:23:23 AM
Quite humorous Dennis. I really enjoyed it. You wrote it like you actually did it! MARION

Freedom to Fart! (Article) - 11/21/2008 5:20:34 AM
Hilarious !!! Just brilliant. Have you got it published on hard copy? you're gonna make a million just out of thsi write :-) shoma

Freedom to Fart! (Article) - 11/20/2008 6:23:40 PM
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! So many truly clever bits in this piece, that I would only be quoting your entire article to point them out. Fun, light-hearted, humorous and entertaining. I loved it and smiled or laughed from beginning to end, and with a title like THAT, who wouldn't read it? As I said ... brilliant! Best, Elizabeth :) p.s. Don't be surprised if someone does a take-off on one of your clever inventions and makes an absolute fortune!

Media Morons (Article) - 9/12/2008 6:59:57 PM
Very well said, Dennis. And I'll add another one: I am presently watching the results of a major train wreck in Chatsworth, California with, at least, twenty dead and, at least, a hundred badly injured and am amazed at the lack of sensibility of the reporters shoving their mikes in the faces of those searching for their loved ones within the wreckage asking the most umbelivably stupid questions. Mark Lichterman

Dalai Lama's Dumb Test (Article) - 8/22/2008 4:06:37 PM
OK - ya got me! Ordered your book - The Dalai Lama would be proud... am still thinking about question B.... ellen george

Borrow More Money! (Article) - 4/6/2008 9:03:29 PM
Excellent! Absolutely wonderful! As Jackie says, there's a bundle of truth in this. And of course, humor tinged with satire and laced with truth is always the funniest. Good on ya!!!

Borrow More Money! (Article) - 4/6/2008 5:37:45 PM
You got me on this, Dennis! Was ready to tell you a thing-or-two about responsibility...thought you were serious! You weren't, were you??? LOL But I think there is more fact than fiction in this. What a write...enjoyed. Micke

Health Club Horrors (Article) - 2/28/2008 2:16:50 PM
An enjoyable read...and more truth in this than we'd like to admit, I think. Micke

Agent of change! (Article) - 1/7/2008 2:26:38 AM
You sound like an honest man, Dennis... You got my vote.

Carrots Have Feelings Too (Article) - 11/21/2007 6:08:12 PM
Very entertaining. But plants do not have central nervous systems; therefore, they do not feel pain. Harvesting plants does not compare to the brutal reality of the meat packing industry. Nice try. Vegetarians don't feel superior to meat eaters. They are just glad that they're heads aren't buried in the sand and they are no longer contributing to global warming! :)

Give Violent Imaginations a Chance (Article) - 11/18/2007 4:29:43 PM
Really We All Must Live In Different Worlds,i.e. Somewhat Normal!? Credit For Write! TRASK

Nuns would have beaten Hillary senseless (Article) - 11/15/2007 1:57:21 PM
different time, different place, sister would go to jail today

School Buses: America's Great Shame (Article) - 11/15/2007 1:55:22 PM
interesting read

Nuns would have beaten Hillary senseless (Article) - 11/14/2007 8:08:37 AM
Give Hilary, and other politico's a break. The world and issues are complex and everything they say, or don't, is scrutinized under a microscope and will be resuurected six months hence to haunt them. Frankly, I am not sure why anyone would want to go into politics in America except the highly motivated, or perhaps the socio-pathic. Why do we expect pefection instead of trying to understand their intentions, and their overall potential for leadership. These are the things that are most important really. We all stumble sometimes, and ought to forgive others when they do. Malcolm Watts

Morons and Dumb Jokes (Article) - 10/2/2006 8:57:13 AM
Delightful...and SOOO true. But aren't these "goofs" just looking for reactions? Better to give them the cold stare then ingnore 'em. Micke Ok, so I read one more...

Deadbeat Shoppers (Article) - 10/2/2006 8:48:13 AM
That's why I don''t shop at the Mega-Store! Gimme a good ol' Mom-and-Pop store any day (if they are still to be found). In the long run, you can save money. Micke who must take a reading break and get some work done :o)

Paranoid Parents (Article) - 10/2/2006 8:34:01 AM
One good thing about the "organized play" is it gets the kids of today off the couch or away from the 'puters! Most of us were fortunate enough to have grown up in a era of outdoor fun; stretching our imaginations. We are the fortunate ones, surely. Micke Now there's a topic you should write on: Kids left alone to the sleezey 'puter world.

Uncool Refrigerators (Article) - 10/2/2006 8:20:03 AM
I'm so with you on the "advanced technology" bit. Seems like it is all a sales gimmick: third upgrade in the making before the first is on the market! I must admit, 'tho, I do enjoy my auto-ice-cubes and filtered water system in my fridge/freezer. Just found your works, but I'll be back... Micke

One Nation Under Fat (Article) - 8/8/2005 5:33:02 AM
You go, guy! I TOTALLY agree - and of course 1/2 of the readers for whom this applies won't even recognize themselves - this is a major serious fat epidemic.

Deadbeat Shoppers (Article) - 3/2/2005 10:59:34 AM
Dennis, Words well penned! Cynthia

Deadbeat Shoppers (Article) - 3/1/2005 6:29:20 AM
I have NO credit cards... I'd better get to a safe house! :)

Deadbeat Shoppers (Article) - 2/28/2005 7:13:26 AM
You know what I do believe that it will come down to this in that people are always trying to sell you something.

Election Hatred Grows (Article) - 11/10/2004 5:17:50 AM
Very well written, I couldn't have said it better! ~Z~

Love Never Dies (Poetry) - 11/29/2009 2:02:40 AM
Excellent poem,take care

Linda! A strange love poem (Poetry) - 11/29/2009 2:01:02 AM
This is a great poem.Thanks for the laughs.I enjoy reading it.take care

Linda! A strange love poem (Poetry) - 11/28/2009 3:27:08 PM
Great great write. Funny as can be. Great sence of humor. Thanks for the laugh. GOD BLESS Tony Nerone

Linda! A strange love poem (Poetry) - 11/28/2009 9:35:06 AM
A bald guy, that never combs his greasy hair. Or maybe that greasy hair wasn't on the head? But why comb the nether regions? Hmm.. Funny! I like this.

Linda! A strange love poem (Poetry) - 11/28/2009 7:48:11 AM
dude said poem i feel for you

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 11/10/2009 4:08:08 PM
This is a great poem...It makes me want to eat!

A Poet's Dilemma (audio) (Poetry) - 7/25/2009 4:39:11 PM
Well done and voice is quite authoritively coming across well. Yu are so very talented. Fame and fortune are due you in your lifetime.

A Poet's Dilemma (Poetry) - 6/24/2009 11:31:04 PM
Dear Dennis, You are a scream! That is something I wish I could do. Thanks for the laugh. Denise Nowakowski from Australia.

Truth (Poetry) - 6/4/2009 8:09:44 AM
Giggle....simple and to the point. Thanks for the laugh. Anna

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 5/6/2009 1:21:17 PM
Congratulations, your poem has made the popular poetry list lol

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 5/5/2009 5:43:00 PM
If you were looking for reaction, you certainly got it. I appreciate humor, but this is trite and far too long.

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 4/13/2009 2:43:42 AM
No advice is wanted or needed here in my opinion. The poet/writers style is ..Everything! and should remain untouched...Well done.

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 4/4/2009 12:56:56 PM
Ok being on the "fluffy" side all my life; and it is due to medical issues not overeating, I take this piece and think of it in two ways 1.It is intended solely to be a poem of humor, nothing more nor less or 2. It is a sadly gross lacking plethora of humane decorum that is in need of being used for nothing more than to wipe one's soiled orifice after they have finished some rather messy excreting business! I truly hope that it is the first of my two conclusions/opinions for if it is not my advice to you is unless you walk even an inch in another's shoes you have no right to poke fun and through prejudice denigrating remarks their way. Nicole

Love Never Dies (Poetry) - 3/23/2009 5:47:43 AM
No Jerk is wirth pulling the trigger over/ or likewise gender.. Nah...if they get you down, go to town, look around.. Or just simply ignore..that's funny! The bullies of the love industry...LOL :) Ch'erie

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 3/20/2009 8:25:17 AM
very distasteful display of prejudice against a a desease which affects EVERY AMREICAN FAMILY!!! there's nothing poetic here, or humorous, about the ignorance of this desease! No one prefers to be fat, to have high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, no one purposely puts themselves in line for a stroke!! If it was just self- ridicule, I wouldn't have commented, but it's dedicated to "fat people"....

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 3/19/2009 11:37:50 PM
The only redeeming factor I can find in this is that it is SELF-RIDICULE & you do quite well telling it like it is regards your over-eating problem...still in all, even as its done in a humorous way I still find it to be rather insulting for the percentage of the population that is overweight...I hope you can get over your over-indulgent eating problems...luck, Ed

Crime Reporter's Poem (Poetry) - 8/28/2008 4:30:23 PM
I’m sorry, dear Denis, please don’t get me wrong, but a poem like this, is just a mite too long. s (if you write one shorter, I'll set it to a song)

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 8/28/2008 4:24:37 PM
I just can't believe that anyone can eat as much as you did––and stay on your feet. s (sorry, I can't stop myself)

Love Never Dies (Poetry) - 8/28/2008 4:19:01 PM
I'll love you in heaven, I'll love you in hell, I'll love you where they shot me, on the spot I fell. s (I hope you don't mind)

Truth (Poetry) - 8/28/2008 4:14:00 PM
Yet you could scratch your name with it, Though... that might raise a stink. s

A Poet's Dilemma (Poetry) - 3/28/2008 12:52:05 AM
Thank you for the smile this morning!

A Poet's Dilemma (audio) (Poetry) - 2/3/2008 8:50:53 PM
Well, Dennis, I have to admit, it was humorous. Your rhyme and rhythm are impressive and neat. Your timing is perfect and delivery is engaging. Well done!

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 12/9/2007 6:11:12 AM
I've had this attitude for much of my life precisely as you describe until I saw the other side of the coin. I was not alive.

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 12/6/2007 4:18:03 AM
I was insulted when I read this. There's nothing funny about being overweight. NOTHING. Society focuses too much on being thin or fit; some people canNOT lose the weight, no matter HOW hard they try! Now, I am not any skinny minnie by any stretch of the imagination, but I do get my exercise when I'm out (walk everywhere; have to, have no choice, have no car!), so it's not like I'm sitting around, eating and feeling sorry for myself. Yet what can I do? I can't work; am disabled, which limits me even more. Yes, some people do overindulge, but again: there is no laughing matter to being "fat". It's no wonder people feel bad about themselves when they see these (God-awful) "gorgeous" stick-thin people every day on the boob tube, people being pushed on them day in and day out. The exercise commercials are just as bad. NOT everyone can exercise because of health reasons! You may think you were being funny here, but I didn't find it very amusing, especially since I am one of "The Fat People". Think about it. Karen in Texas. :(

Fat Peoples' Poem (Poetry) - 12/5/2007 8:08:08 PM
I don't want to pile on. I'm sure you meant humor. I go to the gym 4 mornings a week and watch carefully the food I eat. It pains me to see people who eat circles around me and never gain an ounce. Larry

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