AuthorsDen.com   Join Free! | Login    
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    eBOOKS new!     BOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    EVENTS    VIDEOS    GOLD    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Anthony Dalton, iTemple Williams, iMr. Ed, iTerry Vinson, iRonald Yates, iJ.J. Snow, iLloyd Lofthouse, i

  Home > Humor > Stories
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Mark A. Rayner

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Books
· News
· Stories
· 4 Titles
· 1 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Jul, 2009

Mark A. Rayner, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.




Featured Book
Dirty Fracking Business
by Peter Ralph

Faction about the insiduous coal seam gas industry in Australia...  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members


The Monkey's Tail ...
By Mark A. Rayner
Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Rated "PG" by the Author.

Share    Print  Save   Follow

Recent stories by Mark A. Rayner
· The Epiphany of Leonard's Toenails
           >> View all 2


The last Dadaist becomes obsessed with growing a monkey's tail.

 The Monkey's Tail, as Told by Marcel Duchamp the Day After Charles Lindbergh Landed at Le Bourget Field

by Mark A. Rayner

I had this friend who was obsessed with having a monkey tail grafted to his ass. Actually, to call him a The Monkey's Tail....friend is stretching the truth. Toulouse was more of a colleague. An ex-colleague, if you get my meaning.

He went to great lengths to achieve his ends. At first, he was convinced that it would be possible to grow a tail. After all, we used to have them: they are part of our vestigial anatomy. He knew a biologist from Pigalle who was willing to help pull out his tail bone. Not literally. No, he would attempt to stretch it outwards by digitally manipulation....

 

       Web Site: mark a. rayner --> short fiction --> The Monkey's Tail

Want to review or comment on this short story?
Click here to login!


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!



Popular Humor Stories
1. Better Late Than Never. ...
2. Duped Net: The Big Brawl
3. Poetic Injustice
4. The DMV Funnies
5. Nude-Night-Naughty 6
6. Dealing With The Children. ...
7. A Man and His Dog
8. A Reluctant Father Christmas
9. Duped-Net: Undercover Blues
10. Byron Luckipaw, the cat who established th

The Shorter Version by Kathryn Perry

New excerpt from The Shorter Version---page 148..  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Man's Unofficial Guide to the Use of His Garage by Thomas Neviaser

This book is a humorous and informative guide to arranging a garage so as to transform it into a “Man's Castle”...  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us


Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.