JESUS IS A MILD MANNERED FELLOW, BUT I AIN'T

by Dale Hudgins Copyright July 05, 2003

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Jesus, the Son of God, spent his entire life we are told in the Bible, being tortured, abused, spit on and laughed at.

I feel just like that in my pitiful life.

Been tortured by women that I poured my heart and soul, and oh yes, the most important thing, my wallet, the entire contents there of.

Have been abused, mentally mostly, about my weight, looks, outlook on life. Was abused in an evil way, was just a child who didn't know the difference. The older one did.

Was spit upon once as a child by a dirty, old stinking man while at the park playing. I accidently kicked a soccer ball, just to see how far it would go, much to my surprise this black and white sphere, hit him right square in the nuts, of which he didn't appreciate that action in the least. As I crept up to him to retrieve my toy which was lying within a foot of him now as he was now on all three's, gasping for air and in much pain, clutching his privates with his knarled, bony hand, he screeched at me saying, as best as I can recollect, "NUMBNUTS!" Then this creature of pain, spat out snuff and or tobacco juice, all over my cute freckled face, and of which this nasty concoction dribbled down onto my toy, oozing into, around and amongst my grip holding such...I thought for years after this incident, as I got older, that he was calling me stupid when he screeched out Numbnuts, but as I think about it from time to time, I think he was accomplishing two things with his vile description of me and my careless action, I think that he was letting me know the condition of his lower anatomy and letting me know just what he thought of me.