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Massage Baby
By Lonnie Hicks
Posted: Friday, March 04, 2011
Last edited: Sunday, March 13, 2011
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Humm,

I lay stomach-up

pregnant

and he,

applied ever so slowly

massage oil evenly.
 

And I talked to the baby

'You know who that is?

That is your daddy.

He is such a nice man

he gives mommy all the massages she wants.'
 

He said

'That's right. I give mommy all of the massages she wants

and she feels so good

you can probably feel it all the way inside there.'

'Oh my' I said,

I think he kicked! '

He said

'Well he was probably

trying to get some sleep

and we are here keeping him awake.'

'You know I said.

I'm glad I married you.'

He said,

'No I'm just another trophy-husband;

you married me for my good looks

and if you didn't

now is a good time to lie.'

What do You think junior? One kick for yes;

two kicks for no.'

'Oh Oh.' she said

'two kicks! '


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 3/7/2011
Very cute......imagery is precious!

Anna

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