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Female-Male Conversion Dictionary
By susie harrison
Tuesday, November 11, 2003

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A humorous & handy guidebook to clearing up the different languages of men and to read!

Male – Female Language Conversion Dictionary

Female Phrases converted to male Understanding

By SusieQ

Copyright Susie Harrison 2003


A humorous and handy guidebook for assisting men and women in communication:


Woman: “Honey, please take out the trash”

Male Interpretation: “Honey, Please watch and keep me posted on the Raider’s Game”


Woman: ‘Will you please take the children, they are driving me crazy?”

Male Interpretation: “Will you go in your room and put on Thursday Night Wrestling”


Woman: ‘Dear, I need to deposit your check today to pay the rent”

Male Interpretation: “Please stay out late after work and have a beer with the guys”


Woman: “Could you clean the yard and garage this Saturday?”

Male Interpretation: “Could you please sleep in and watch Arnold Swarzenager movies all day Saturday?”


Woman: “I would love it if you would be romantic and sensitive sometimes, like you used to be”

Male Interpretation: “Hey sexy, I love painful titty twisters and rough, wild sex like we used to have”


Woman: “Why do you watch that FAKE wrestling stuff, it’s violent for the kids?”

Male Interpretation: “Those wrestling moves are so COOL, please teach the kids some”


Woman: “Wouldn’t it be nice to go out for a nice dinner and dancing”

Male Interpretation: “Hey lets hit the sports bar then catch a few nudie dances on the other side of town”


Woman: “Could you drop by the store, but don’t take too long, the boys need a ride to scouts tonight”

Man: “Could you stop by the store, get beer, then drop some quarters in some machines at the

 Indian Casino next door; after all, the boys will be at scouts all evening.”



Woman: “We should consider getting a family car, maybe a nice, powder blue, minivan for summer vacations.”

Male Interpretation:” We should really apply for a new, 4 wheel drive, jet red, Hummer and go four wheeling with the family”


Woman; “Can we invite some friends over for a game of Pictionary this Saturday?”

Male Interpretation: “Could we invite all your buddies from work over to drink whiskey and play poker this Saturday”


Woman: “I’ve had it, I want a divorce!”

Male Interpretation; “I would love to be stalked and harassed for the next year of my life!”


Too Be Continued…….


Please, in the review section add a few of your own ‘interpretations’ of the miscommunications

 between the male and female race.







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Reviewed by Angela Holko Todd 11/13/2003
Boy can I certainly relate to that last one! This is great, trust me once I think about it I'll be back to add some.
Reviewed by Cheryl Sellers 11/12/2003
This is funny, dang and all the time I though it was just me who spoke this women lang... good write

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