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RING Ting a Ling!
By Miller H Caldwell
Posted: Thursday, October 25, 2007
Last edited: Friday, November 16, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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It's for Yooooooooooooooooooooooo

They had all had a really good swim but it was time to change and go home. In the locker room as towels dried bodies, a telephone rang. Bill was nearest and answered it.

"Hi darling. I am at the store and I've just seen a leather jacket for $4,000 can I buy it?'

Bill " Uhu"

"And darling, that Mercedes at $179,000 on the forecourt, can I get it too?"

Bill " Uhu"

"Darling I love you. Kiss kiss. Bye.'

Fred "Not much for words on the phone are you Bill? Who was it?"'

Bill " Don't know. Never said. Not my phone."


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Reviewed by Charlie 10/25/2007
Hah! Way ta spend someone else's money! --Charlie

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