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When your Ears Burn!
By Miller H Caldwell
Posted: Friday, November 23, 2007
Last edited: Friday, November 23, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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Concentrate on what you are doing.

A young blonde woman attends her clinic to see the doctor.

"Mandy, good heavens , quite a rare condition, both ears badly burnt!  How did this happen?"

"Well doctor, I was ironing when the 'phone rang".

"Then I can see how you burned one ear. But what about the other?"

"Ten minutes later, he phoned back."

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Reviewed by Charlie 11/23/2007
Hah! Good advice--but a little late for the poor blonde woman! --Charlie


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