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I Didn't Write This!
By Ronald W. Hull
Tuesday, August 01, 2006

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It was just too hilarious to pass up.

In 8th grade, my algebra teacher gave me an A+. I was immediately suspect, and have been ever since.

Dedicated to Alex and Leland and for the benefit of Tinka and Susan.

Teacher Arrested


NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

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Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 6/27/2007
Lol!!! Absolutely hilarious!

God bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia 8/2/2006
What a riot, Ron! Thanks for the LAUGH!
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 8/2/2006
hilarious!!!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/1/2006
I like it! I like it!!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 8/1/2006
Weapons of Math instruction?

Quantum Physics...okay! I'll buy that bit...but equations are nothing...no more...

Just how can cats be half-alive and half-dead at the same time? Atoms can exist in two locations at once.

You can bamboozle a bamboozler but ya can't bamboozle some blondes.

smile....

Susan
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/1/2006
Hey you bad you....not a bad one to share.....hehehehehe!!

What have I done wrong this time hmmmmmmm??

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Peter Paton 8/1/2006
Ron

This sounds like a plug for the Liberals...:)

Peter


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