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A Tubular Request
By Susan M Gilson
Wednesday, January 24, 2007

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By no means is this short story meant to poke fun at people. My intention is to illustrate how terminology in various specialty areas - whether it be scientific, technical, or business related - may be common place for some people but foreign to others.

I have worked in the medical field for 32 years; therefore, I find medical terminology routine. However, start talking about rollpans, shift boots, rucks and mauls, or a Helmholtz resonator; the most intelligent word you’d hear from me would be, “Duh.”

I’ve never needed to know that, Sabine absorption is A = 0.921 Vd /c. Hell, I wouldn’t even know what subject area you would be referring to. Just recently, someone mentioned my typeface and my response – “oval I guess.” I later found out he was referring to my font. Even when we write, we tend to gravitate towards personal experiences and special interests.

This just goes to show that we all have our areas of familiarity and should never feel less of a person for having to ask for clarification. With that said, here’s my story.

Many moons ago, I was working in Centenary Hospital’s outpatient department.  My duty was to obtain pre-operative ECGs (electrocardiograms) and to collect blood and urine samples.  On one particular morning, a tall, husky man – approximately 25 years old, sat in front of me - his wife, by my side.  After collecting two vials of blood, I handed him a specimen container and asked for a urine sample.


Ten minutes passed, but he hadn’t returned.  At first, I didn’t feel that it was anything out of the ordinary.  After all, it’s not always easy to void on demand.  After another ten minutes, my curiosity was heightened when his wife started pacing.  I decided to knock on the washroom door.  “Are you alright?”


His response, “Ya, I’m okay.  I’ll be out in a minute.”


When he appeared, I immediately knew what had taken him so long - so did his wife.  


One must remember that in some hospitals, urine containers are in the shape of test tubes (as was his).


He proudly handed me the container, jam packed --

I still can’t figure out how he got it into that narrow tube.  Without missing a beat and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment, I picked up another tube and asked for a “pee” specimen.


He appeared agitated. “You should have asked me the first time.  I don’t know if I can go again.”


Little did he know that I did.  The young man didn’t understand what I meant by the word, “urine.”


Eventually, after four glasses of water, he was able to give me the needed sample.  I’m only sorry that I had to discard his first donation. 


As they were leaving the laboratory, I heard his wife chuckling.  Seconds later, he said, “shit” and she responded – “exactly.”  They both burst out laughing, as did I.


Now, regardless of who the patient is, I approach this situation differently.  If you ever happen to appear in front of me for a pre-operative workup - you will hear me ask, “Can you “pee” in the container for me?”  Yep, that’ll be me.


This experience reminded me that just because the terms; urine, void and micturate are common, every day words to me; they are not necessarily routine for others.


 Susan, 2007


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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 1/24/2007

This one made me roll on the FLOOR! Oh, my God..........that's why you need a translator: some of the medical terms are foreign! Enjoyed this one--well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *still rollin'*
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/24/2007
Excellent story, Susan; very well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

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