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Discombob
By Damien Rickner
Sunday, August 06, 2006

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A bite size bit of who knows what.


  I walked into the room wearing a green cellophane T-shirt,  red jogging shorts,  blue-striped tubed socks pulled up to my knees,  and cowboy boots.  Immediately a very well dressed man approached,  eyes wide he asked,  "Are you crazy?" 

  I pondered this for a moment and then answered,  "Well,  this is much better than my last dream...  I had just met the president for a cup of coffee and a game of tic-tac-toe,  but just when I was leaving I realized that I was completely nude except for a pink polka-dotted tie and flip flops.  You'd have to agree that this is a much better outfit?"

  "Yes I would,  but this is no dream,"  he replied.

  "Isn't it?"  I inquired with eyebrow raised.

  "No,  I'm sorry,  but it isn't.  Would you like me to pinch you?"

  "Please do,"  I affirmed,  but the pinch never came and I never woke up...  though,  he did.
  


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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 4/14/2008
Intriguing train of thought. Well done. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Jerelyn Craden 8/27/2006
Loved it! Keep going, please.

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