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Dangers of Moisturizing
By Flying Fox AKA Ted L Glines
Friday, January 16, 2009

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Dangers of Moisturizing
by Ted L Glines

Over the past few months, I have noticed that my hands have started feeling dry, and have a look like dishpan hands. So Patty said I had to start using a good moisturizer. Cool. There was not much to choose from at my grocery store but I picked up a bottle of stuff. The label said that it would instantly moisturize my dry skin. Instantly is impressive. So I tried it, and this stuff REALLY works. It did such a good job of instantly moisturizing that eight of my fingers drowned. Dang, that stuff was fast. I tried to give them CPR but they were gone to that great finger place in the sky. But the two remaining fingers were the only ones which count (cannot kill those rascals).

 

 

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/16/2009
Delightful piece, Ted; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper 1/16/2009
You sound like you enjoyed every minute of your moisturizing activity. I imagine those fingers will grow back and be ready for more.
Reviewed by Bonnie May 1/16/2009
What an adorable piece of knowledge, could use some of that stuff, I look like a snake that is shedding. Love and hugs, Bonnie
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 1/16/2009
Well it sounds to me as if Georg knows the answers and can save your fingers,lol. Have a wonderful day Ted.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 1/16/2009
If the moisturizing stuff is no more, you know where you can put your fingers to moisturize them and keep warm as well. :-) LOL

Georg


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