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The Twelve Sucky Days of Christmas
By Katie Gabrielle
Tuesday, December 21, 2010

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A Christmas song with attitude ...ho ho ho

 

on the first sucky day of christmas the bastards
gave to me a pigeon with an attitude!

on the second sucky day of christmas the bastards
gave to me two fireballs and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the third sucky day of christmas the bastards gave to me three pissed off patrons, two fireballs and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the fourth sucky day of christmas the bastards gave to me four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs and a pigeon an attitude!

on the fifth sucky day of christmas the bastards gave to me five flipped up fingers , four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs, and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the sixth sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers! , four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs, and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the seventh sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, seven merry mailmen with bills, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers! , four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballsand a pigeon with an attitude!

on the eighth sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, eight rusty nails, seven merry mailmen with bills, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers!, four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs, and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the ninth sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, nine
pink slips, eight rusty nails, seven merry mailmen with bills, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers!, four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs and a pigeon with an attitude.

on the tenth sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, ten men with issues, nine pink slips, eight rusty nails, seven merry mailmen with bills, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers!, four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs, and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the eleventh sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, eleven white trash neighbors, ten men with issues, nine pink slips, eight rusty nails, seven merry mailmen with bills, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers!, four stinky diapers, three pissed off patrons, two fireballs, and a pigeon with an attitude!

on the twelfth sucky day of christmas, the bastards gave to me, twelve years in prison, eleven white trash neighbors, ten men with issues, nine pink slips, eight rusty nails, seven merry mailmen with bills, six boiling bitches, five flipped up fingers!, four stinky diapers, three pissd off patrons, two fireballs, and a pigeon with an attitude!

.......and the pigeon let his attitude all over christmas!!!

 

Merry Sucky Christmas, you bastards!! ho ho ho!!

 

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