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Business Man
By Walt Hardester
Posted: Sunday, March 11, 2007
Last edited: Sunday, March 11, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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one day
early on just after RN opened the door to trade with mainland China, a businessman, upon returning home, new to our customs and games, was axed, "what did you think was the best thing about America"?

He ponderd a sec...then he replied, "they have a wonderful game there they play with sticks and balls. It's played on beautiful, well manicured grassy fields".
What do they call it? another of his buds asked....
He pondered again, then said "I think they call it "AH SCHIT"
That's a pecular name for a game, why do they call it that?
I'm not really sure, but after each one takes his turn at the "T" they all say.......ah schit



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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 3/11/2007
Lol......gotta love it!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 3/11/2007
cute, any wonder they wonder about us here. Lady J

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