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A Plan That Backfired
By Walt Hardester
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2007
Last edited: Saturday, July 07, 2007
This short story is rated "G" by the Author.

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College Days......
When I returned home from the Army, I started college the next fall quarter at Georgia Southwestern College in Americus, Ga.
An old friend I had known from my high school days, who was now a junior, informed me that sorority girls had been known to be enticed into carnal knowledge by parties and good looking, sophisticated "older" men like us.

One day at the student center we met these two sorority sisters, and they were both real cutie pies. Randy and I made a date with them, to take them out to an abandoned bauxite mine nearby, known to all college students as, you guessed it, "The Bauxite Mine." They readily agreed.
This mine has pretty deep water in it and the bauxite made it a beautiful blue-green color. The mine had seen many daytime swim parties and also many night ones as well.

So my buddy and I decided on a plan. We would take these two lovelies out to the Bauxite Mine for a night of revelry, and hopefully, debauchery.
We went prepared with plenty of makings for "Hunch Punch," snacks and other nessesary items.

Now, Randy and I figured on getting these two sorority sisters uninhibited with alcohol, take em for a skinny dip and see what would ensue. However, we never counted on one tragic fact.
Neither Randy nor I were drinkers, and trying to keep up with these two experienced sisters was a really bad move on our part.

We got as far as the skinny dipping, then settled down around a campfire for another round, and possibly romance.

Well the "Hunch Punch" idea backfired and the last thing I remember was the two girls laughing at us, naked, in the bushes heaving our non-drinking guts out.

Yeah boy, we had a plan.

Walt                      

 

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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 7/20/2007
Aweeeeeeee... WAlt, I felt you guys pain! and laughter by the girls!
Warm Hugs and Love, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
ATleast you have the memories!
Reviewed by d. krusky 7/17/2007
That was a funny story indeed. I could just picture two guys setting the whole thing up.....guess a lesson was learned that day! Thanks for the chuckle!

Smiles,
Dorothy
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 7/7/2007
sooo funny-thanks for sharing!
Reviewed by Felix Perry 7/7/2007
Been there and done that, the best laid plans of men and mice don't usually factor in the puke factor....

fee
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 7/7/2007
Awwwwww...see...now that is what you get when trying to score...with experienced doodies...lol!!

Hope you did not try it AGAIN??

Love Tinka..still laughing at ya!!
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling 7/7/2007
Talking about a plan going bad! Ah, the days of youth! We lived and we learned! Enjoyed this light and humorous trip down memory lane, brought a smile to my face this hot July morning! Write on my friend!
Blessings,
Joyce B.
Reviewed by m j hollingshead 7/7/2007
well said enjoyed the read
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 7/6/2007
Who had who on that night. Yep they had your number I am afraid. Thank you for sharing. Lady J

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