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Don't Tell Me!!
By Walt Hardester
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2007
Last edited: Sunday, August 12, 2007
This short story is rated "PG13" by the Author.

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A confession
One day a fellow went to confession. He told the priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
"What is it you have done, my son?" The Priest asked.
"Father I have said the "F" word." The man said with shame in his voice.

"Tell me why you said such a terrible thing." Asked the Priest.

"Well you see, Father I was golfing last week and I duck hooked my ball into the woods on a short par three."

"Is that why you said the F word?"

"No Father," replied the man. "You see, the ball stuck in a tree and a squirrel picked it up and started running with it."

"Is that why you said the F word?"

"No Father, as the squirrel was running with the ball and a huge hawk swooped down and grabed the squirrel."

"Is that why you said the F word?"

"No Father, as the hawk carried the squirrel over the green he let go of the ball and it landed six inches from the hole."

"Oh No!" Yelled the Priest, "Don't tell me you missed the F*cking putt!!"

Walt
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Reviewed by Lois Christensen 6/4/2008
That golf ball went hay wire but landed close to the mark. Forgave the F word and this write is so funny. Good writing too.
Reviewed by John Leko 8/18/2007
I confess...this is funny...one to remember. Thanks Walt.

John



Reviewed by M.Bennett Hooper (Mikii) 8/14/2007
Georg, Georg, you are right it is too funny. Great write Walt. <Mikii>
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten 8/14/2007
George was right! Too. too funny!
Better to say the F*word on a missed putt than to Kill the birdie, or even a squirrel for that matter! God will understand...:)
LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Katie Gabrielle 8/14/2007
This is too funny!!! loved it!!! katie
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/13/2007
Walt, Oh Walt! you surely most have heard me laughing all the way from Sweden,thanks very very much, I haven't laugh so hard in a lon time.
I have printed and ready to send to my friend Werner in Norway, who is a golfer and a catholic (one of those came first, don't know which one)
Again, thanks for a great burst of laugh.
This one is a pearl to keep.
Georg
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 8/12/2007
lol...cute. LadyJ
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/12/2007
Toooooo funny Walt.

Fee
Reviewed by Missy Cross 8/12/2007
HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/12/2007
Now this is a Good One!
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 8/12/2007
Great Humor Walt. I love it.

Ann
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G 8/12/2007
LOL, I love this humor Walt!

Give us moreee!
Thank YOU!
WArmed in Inner Peace, LOVE, Light and Wisdom! Warrior Purple Lady Sheeeoox

STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/12/2007
Whahahahahaha....f'cking crazy hawk.....hahahaha!!

Gotta love it!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 8/12/2007
Hee, hee, Walt. Now you and the priest can go to
confession?
Go0d one!
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 8/12/2007
very funny!!


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